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Second!

Yay for apparent nationalism.

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Great, now I can't have any more (null)s for the rest of the week.

Hey, Michael, that site's Verisign secured (or at least they have an icon saying so) so your credit card bill can't be wrong. I'm sorry but you're going to have to pay the full amount.

Come to think of it, now the Verisign icon appears on TDWTF too, meaning everything you read here is guaranteed to be correct! Woo hoo!

*announcer voice*

Buy NEW and IMPROVED Nabisco Nulls!

Coming soon to stores everywhere

Wait. I thaught that (null) was bad. I don't want them in my programs.
Here is someone taking on this task of removing all the (null)s in the world one bit at a time.

erat:

now the Verisign icon appears on TDWTF too, meaning everything you read here is guaranteed to be correct! Woo hoo!

In that case, everyone who reads this is obligated to send me $1,000 to help bail me out of my mortgage.

Gnonthgol:

Wait. I thaught that (null) was bad. I don't want them in my programs.
Here is someone taking on this task of removing all the (null)s in the world one bit at a time.

You mean "removing all the ( )s in the world " ???

CoWare's isn't really a WTF, whom doesn't enable ecmascripting?

https://coware.market2lead.com/go/coware/060518wp164001171

Addendum (2008-10-14 08:33):
And, *gasps* while it may not be pretty, at least you can still choose your country with scripting disabled.

Nothing better than a nice null curry with lots of NaN bread

David K:

erat:

now the Verisign icon appears on TDWTF too, meaning everything you read here is guaranteed to be correct! Woo hoo!

In that case, everyone who reads this is obligated to send me $1,000 to help bail me out of my mortgage.

I believe you will be receiving something from Messers Bush and Paulson shortly...

nat42:

you can still choose your country with scripting disabled.

Scripting disabled? People can do that? Shudder! And here I thought everybody's computer would be exactly like mine.

People still writing their own captcha jokes should be punished by getting their ip banned or something. It just bores me to death reading those lines every time I want to enjoy witty user comments.

Alan:

Nothing better than a nice null curry with lots of NaN bread

With which I prefer ∞ beer.

Gabelstaplerfahrer:

Alan:

Nothing better than a nice null curry with lots of NaN bread

With which I prefer √ beer.

FTFY

David K:

erat:

now the Verisign icon appears on TDWTF too, meaning everything you read here is guaranteed to be correct! Woo hoo!

In that case, everyone who reads this is obligated to send me $1,000 to help bail me out of my mortgage.

Crap, I knew I shouldn't be spending time reading all these comments .. *sigh* there goes another $1,000 bucks ... my last 10k went to some guy in Nigeria, USA, Canada, Germany, Italy, Australia, Columbia.
:(

I don't get the credit card one.

It may be a selection of your top 10 Country music singles?

Dumb:

I don't get the credit card one.

I can explain it to you, but the fee for my consultancy work will be $2.13.

You will then receive a bill for $15.

nat42:

CoWare's isn't really a WTF, whom doesn't enable ecmascripting?

https://coware.market2lead.com/go/coware/060518wp164001171

Addendum (2008-10-14 08:33):
And, *gasps* while it may not be pretty, at least you can still choose your country with scripting disabled.

Interested to know whether their backend scripting is prepared to deal with having 8 different values for "a5635" (that's the country code, obviously ;^) ) passed to it! There are FAR better ways of doing that than having 8 different <SELECT> elements then hiding the inappropriate ones...

With a focus on the NULL, it seems everyone missed the use of $ (dollar sign) in place of the letter 's' !

Secondly, what is 'FLAH SEED OIL'? Where do FLAH SEEDS grow?

snoofle:

David K:

erat:

now the Verisign icon appears on TDWTF too, meaning everything you read here is guaranteed to be correct! Woo hoo!

In that case, everyone who reads this is obligated to send me $1,000 to help bail me out of my mortgage.

I believe you will be receiving something from Messers Bush and Paulson shortly...

All I got from Messers Bush and Paulson was a bill. The joke's on them, though, because I sent it to my great-grandchildren.

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I'm allergic to null, guess I can't have one :(

Anyone else with FireFox and NoScript get a XSS alert when viewing this article ?

Hell, my senator already put up over $2000 of my money towards your mortgage, how much more do you need?!?

ContraCorners:

snoofle:

David K:

erat:

now the Verisign icon appears on TDWTF too, meaning everything you read here is guaranteed to be correct! Woo hoo!

In that case, everyone who reads this is obligated to send me $1,000 to help bail me out of my mortgage.

I believe you will be receiving something from Messers Bush and Paulson shortly...

All I got from Messers Bush and Paulson was a bill. The joke's on them, though, because I sent it to my great-grandchildren.

*excellent*

ParkinT:

What is 'FLAH SEED OIL'? Where do FLAH SEEDS grow?

FLAH seeds grow in the empty pixels beside the center of an "X", making it look a little more like an "H". But zoom in (you do have Firefox, don't you?) and you'll see it is clearly an "X".

Jon T:

ParkinT:

What is 'FLAH SEED OIL'? Where do FLAH SEEDS grow?

FLAH seeds grow in the empty pixels beside the center of an "X", making it look a little more like an "H". But zoom in (you do have Firefox, don't you?) and you'll see it is clearly an "X".

Those aren't FLAH SEEDS, they're FLAK SEEDS. You know, the kind you grow anti-aircraft cannons from.

Jon T:

ParkinT:

What is 'FLAH SEED OIL'? Where do FLAH SEEDS grow?

FLAH seeds grow in the empty pixels beside the center of an "X", making it look a little more like an "H". But zoom in (you do have Firefox, don't you?) and you'll see it is clearly an "X".

BAX, XUMBUG.

ParkinT:

Where do FLAH SEEDS grow?

After mine went FLAH SEED, it only grows with the help of an, um... professional woman.

Oops, too much information. Sorry.

Sorry, I zoomed in, those "empty" pixels got filled with (null). So it certainly looks like an "H".

Secondly, what is 'FLAH SEED OIL'? Where do FLAH SEEDS grow?

Yeah - and what about the brown subar? And the caanberries?

JimM:

nat42:

CoWare's isn't really a WTF, whom doesn't enable ecmascripting?

https://coware.market2lead.com/go/coware/060518wp164001171

Addendum (2008-10-14 08:33):
And, *gasps* while it may not be pretty, at least you can still choose your country with scripting disabled.

Interested to know whether their backend scripting is prepared to deal with having 8 different values for "a5635" (that's the country code, obviously ;^) ) passed to it! There are FAR better ways of doing that than having 8 different <SELECT> elements then hiding the inappropriate ones...

Come on, no name-worthy consultant worth their bills would have done that. You know better.

snoofle:

*announcer voice*

Buy NEW and IMPROVED Nabisco Nulls!

Coming soon to stores everywhere

Coming soon to stores nowhere, surely?

TRWTF is that the printer can print lower case, as evidenced by the (null), yet the ingredients are all upper case. What, they still make granola on mainframes?

Alan:

Nothing better than a nice null curry with lots of NaN bread

I take Exception to that.

That could not open file dialogue is rather un-WTF. Everyone could have made it with javascript:window.alert(), and even then it's not funny, nor really WTF-worthy what it displays.

nat42:

CoWare's isn't really a WTF, whom doesn't enable ecmascripting?

You mean 'who'. If you're going to be pedantic about 'whom' at least get it right!

CAPTCHA: w throws transient try typeof var void volatile while with true false prototype

Zecc:

Jon T:

ParkinT:

What is 'FLAH SEED OIL'? Where do FLAH SEEDS grow?

FLAH seeds grow in the empty pixels beside the center of an "X", making it look a little more like an "H". But zoom in (you do have Firefox, don't you?) and you'll see it is clearly an "X".

Those aren't FLAH SEEDS, they're FLAK SEEDS. You know, the kind you grow anti-aircraft cannons from.

Ha! That just made my day. But yea that font looks horrible. Wonder what (null) was suppose to be, fat? lead? flavor?

Oh and btw, guess nobody noticed the SU8AR...

Johnny Awkward:

Secondly, what is 'FLAH SEED OIL'? Where do FLAH SEEDS grow?

Yeah - and what about the brown subar? And the caanberries?

David:

Oh and btw, guess nobody noticed the SU8AR...

Apparently you forgot to read the previous comments.

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uber lol

That low-null granola friggin rocks (seriously). It's the best granola you'll ever try.

Look at the minimum amount due and then look at the balance on the card.

nat42:

CoWare's isn't really a WTF, whom doesn't enable ecmascripting?

https://coware.market2lead.com/go/coware/060518wp164001171

Addendum (2008-10-14 08:33):
And, *gasps* while it may not be pretty, at least you can still choose your country with scripting disabled.

Only if you live in a country they heard of. Not if you come from Norway or Luxembourg or Spain. At least it's interesting that Israel now is part of western europe.

Since it was me who sent in the picture, I can say that the null must have stood for enjoyment, because the stuff sucked too.

Gnonthgol:

Wait. I thaught that (null) was bad. I don't want them in my programs.
Here is someone taking on this task of removing all the (null)s in the world one bit at a time.

Or in the case of Chunky Snack Granola bars, one byte at a time.

Mike:

snoofle:

*announcer voice*

Buy NEW and IMPROVED Nabisco Nulls!

Coming soon to stores everywhere

Coming soon to stores nowhere, surely?

Coming in an indeterminate period of time to stores nowhere?