Comment On Assembles Elucidation

"This is the 'user manual' that came with a USB drive caddy I bought a little while ago," Adny H wrote, "I'm so glad to have it since my previous removable drive wasn't so good with my machine plank, no matter how I conjunctioned the hard dish." [expand full text]
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Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:09 • by on earth (unregistered)
FIRST EROS

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:11 • by Yep (unregistered)
That first one is going up on my cube wall.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:13 • by . (unregistered)
One.

The number needs to be one.

Or two.

Or three.

As long as it's not guessable.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:14 • by diaphanein (unregistered)
So, the dyslexic walked into a bra...

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:14 • by Willow (unregistered)
So....will that pick-a-number question help you when you can't remember that your password is:

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:19 • by Pablo (unregistered)
TRWTF is that I've seen a cheapo battery charger that in the instructions said to refresh the pond among other things perhaps not recommended when plugged in.

CAPTCHA: facilisis

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:20 • by tpulley (unregistered)
Justin obviously works for McMenamin's, and didn't try very hard to obfuscate his employer. is that a wtf?

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:21 • by Code Dependent
What a lucid elucidation!

Addendum (2008-08-29 10:27):
On second thought, I should have said, "What a rucid erucidation!"

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:21 • by TopCod3r
214911 in reply to 214907
Willow:
So....will that pick-a-number question help you when you can't remember that your password is:


Right. Shouldn't the security questions, you know, be questions? None of those are questions... "Pick a Flower" doesn't help at all, it should be "What is your favorite flower?"

Same with "pick a number", it should be "What is your lucky number?" or something along those lines. Otherwise you might pick a number like, the current day of the month, but that doesn't help you later.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:22 • by . (unregistered)
Reproduction of this WTF is strictly forbidden.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:23 • by MM (unregistered)
TRWTF is that it's a message box.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:23 • by .. (unregistered)
I don't see any WTF there. The password is clearly "CASESENSITIVE".

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:24 • by Mike L (unregistered)
And yet, the fan I bought a few months ago (a normal fan with an on off switch) came with a SEVEN PAGE instruction.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:24 • by Walleye
I might eventually trust the usage, but I sure don't immediately trust the usage.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:24 • by Serpardum
Can not create comment.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:26 • by Code Dependent
"Soooo," Aske Olsson wondered, "what kind of box is this?"
Elementary, my dear Watson. It's a "thinking out of the" box.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:26 • by Nick (unregistered)
Perhaps they don't consider it to be a good security question/answer.

As one of three question/answers, like it says, it's probably a little bit better.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:29 • by ordie77 (unregistered)
Who wants to bet that the most common answer to "pick a number between 1 and 100" is 69!

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:29 • by Anonymous Coward (unregistered)
"Adny H"

Strange name, I assume it's mean to be Andy?.. or is Adny actually a name?

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:30 • by Colin Gormley (unregistered)
214925 in reply to 214923
How about 42!

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:31 • by shinobu
214927 in reply to 214916
Mike L:
And yet, the fan I bought a few months ago (a normal fan with an on off switch) came with a SEVEN PAGE instruction.


What kind of instructions did it come with? How to tape a spatula to the fan to mimic the sound of a helicopter?

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:31 • by Code Dependent
214928 in reply to 214914
MM:
TRWTF is that it's a message box.
You figured that out, didja? All by yourself?

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:33 • by akatherder
214929 in reply to 214925
Colin Gormley:
How about 42!


That's your answer to everything.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:34 • by Smash King
214930 in reply to 214923
ordie77:
Who wants to bet that the most common answer to "pick a number between 1 and 100" is 69!
42 would be far more likely among geeks

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:34 • by ThomsonsPier
214931 in reply to 214911
TopCod3r:
Willow:
So....will that pick-a-number question help you when you can't remember that your password is:


Right. Shouldn't the security questions, you know, be questions? None of those are questions... "Pick a Flower" doesn't help at all, it should be "What is your favorite flower?"

Same with "pick a number", it should be "What is your lucky number?" or something along those lines. Otherwise you might pick a number like, the current day of the month, but that doesn't help you later.

Unless you sign in on the same day of a different month, of course.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:35 • by krupa (unregistered)
214932 in reply to 214909
tpulley:
Justin obviously works for McMenamin's, and didn't try very hard to obfuscate his employer. is that a wtf?

In my opinion, admitting that you work for McMenamin's is a WTF. Sorry, but I never liked their beer or food. You can get much better of both in Portland.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:42 • by snoofle
The message box alert isn't all that uncommon. In apps that absolutely must not go down (silently in flames), it's common practice to reserve enough memory at startup to create a simple message box. This way, if allocation fails, the reserved memory can be freed so that a final something-bad-happened-so-i'm-gonna-die-now alert can be displayed.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:45 • by Sam B (unregistered)
How to post a comment on THE DAILY WTF.CN

1. Make an effort to begin to be typing your name. Remember that to have been transferring not anonymously, please enter log.

2. After the before effort, please be given a brief recapitulation of the theme of your best contributions.

3. Finally, start writing your placard. Remember correct syntactic and breaking, so that other people can be fully understanding their views.

4. Exemplify the correct word to be having in the picture (of the Captcha), actually submit your placard.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:50 • by Smash King
Gradsouthwest should send S.K.'s username and passwords in Wingdings. Unless their length is zero, of course.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:53 • by theillien
"Soooo," Aske Olsson wondered, "what kind of box is this?"


It's obviously a monologue box.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:55 • by PACE (unregistered)
214938 in reply to 214934
Sam B:
How to post a comment on THE DAILY WTF.CN

1. Make an effort to begin to be typing your name. Remember that to have been transferring not anonymously, please enter log.

2. After the before effort, please be given a brief recapitulation of the theme of your best contributions.

3. Finally, start writing your placard. Remember correct syntactic and breaking, so that other people can be fully understanding their views.

4. Exemplify the correct word to be having in the picture (of the Captcha), actually submit your placard.


Must be an AI writing manuals?
No quack.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 10:55 • by jmucchiello (unregistered)
214939 in reply to 214914
MM:
TRWTF is that it's a message box.

Not really, it's just ironic. A message box to tell you something catastrophic happened was probably allocated when Lotus Notes started. This way, when catastrophe (or in this case lack of memory) strikes, you have a ready made dialog with which to inform the user. Windows programming books talked about using this technique all the time throughout the 90s so it wasn't just Lotus being weird.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:02 • by moola (unregistered)
It is probably a good idea to blur S.K. email even if he haven't done it himself.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:04 • by Brompot (unregistered)
What box is this? Well, its a messagebox. A dialog box is where you get to enter stuff i.e. have a dialog with the computer.

Message boxes are more of the monologue sort, i.e. the computer tells you something and don't you dare talk back. Anyway it wouldn't help much if you talked back. The computer couldn't remember it as it's out of memory.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:09 • by strNickname (unregistered)
Actually, the "pick a number betwwen 1 and 100" question van be ok, if you remember that you entered an answer nobody expects, like "ninety trillion", or "beethoven". I dout the answer was even validated to be a number.

Still, these "insecurity" questions are mucho sucko.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:09 • by strNickname (unregistered)
214944 in reply to 214943
Typo'd. I'd better register. Grrr.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:10 • by Someone You Know
214945 in reply to 214915
..:
I don't see any WTF there. The password is clearly "CASESENSITIVE".


And the username is "Password:".

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:17 • by Brompot (unregistered)
214947 in reply to 214923
ordie77:
Who wants to bet that the most common answer to "pick a number between 1 and 100" is 69!


My guess is 42. It is after all the answer to the ultimate question to life, the universe and everyhing. That should cover a stupid password question.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:24 • by jspenguin

dialog = (HugeDialogBox*)malloc(sizeof(HugeDialogBox));

if (dialog == NULL) {
MessageBox("Cannot create dialog box (Insufficient Memory)");
}


What's the WTF? It failed to allocate the memory for a dialog box, so it alerts the user with a relatively small message box.

And it's not like they're putting calls to MessageBox deep in business logic -- this is clearly UI code.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:26 • by Mike (unregistered)
That's not a dialog box. It's a message box.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:33 • by TopCod3r
214951 in reply to 214948
jspenguin:

dialog = (HugeDialogBox*)malloc(sizeof(HugeDialogBox));

if (dialog == NULL) {
MessageBox("Cannot create dialog box (Insufficient Memory)");
}


What's the WTF? It failed to allocate the memory for a dialog box, so it alerts the user with a relatively small message box.

And it's not like they're putting calls to MessageBox deep in business logic -- this is clearly UI code.


You really probably should use GlobalAlloc and not malloc, otherwise you are writing WTF code yourself.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:39 • by kennytm
214953 in reply to 214925
Colin Gormley:
How about 42!

42! = 1.4 * 10^51 is way outside the range 1 to 100.

/ducks

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:39 • by silent d (unregistered)
214954 in reply to 214930
Smash King:
ordie77:
Who wants to bet that the most common answer to "pick a number between 1 and 100" is 69!
42 would be far more likely among geeks


But then the security question would have to be "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:42 • by Brompot (unregistered)
214955 in reply to 214929
akatherder:
Colin Gormley:
How about 42!


That's your answer to everything.


Of course. It's the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:42 • by tgape
214956 in reply to 214915
..:
I don't see any WTF there. The password is clearly "CASESENSITIVE".


Actually, the password is clearly "CASE SENSITIVE", with a space (or possibly even two). Also, "Someone You Know" also failed, as the username is clearly "
Password:".

I'm impressed with the security of this system - most login forms don't even have the facility to let a user put in a username with a line break in it, so the username is very secure itself. And, further, it's a rare system that can actually report what a user's password is to everyone, and *still* maintain system security.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:45 • by tgape
I'm not sure Theo Kincaid Onion's expectations are reasonable. I mean, any program which refuses to contemplate potentially untrustworthy data has got to be quite robust. I mean, how could it possibly crash?

That having been said, a video player which does not play videos does appear to have a lower utility rating than some might want.

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:52 • by Code Dependent
214958 in reply to 214954
silent d:
But then the security question would have to be "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"
Now, if-a six
Turned out to be nine
I don't mind
I don't mind

Go ahead on, mister businessman, you can't dress like me

Oh... oops, wait a minute...

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:55 • by EMailer (unregistered)
214959 in reply to 214957

"I couldn't recall whether I had signed up for Gradsouthwest.com," S.K. wrote, "after submitting the 'Forgotten Username/Password' form, it's pretty clear I must have."


Wll, I see, sarkie_2002@hotmail.com

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:58 • by newfweiler
The best product literature of all time came with a Japanese-made alarm clock:

"Thank you to the improvement of the alarm mechanisme, you need no longer be sleeping when you are awake."

Re: Assembles Elucidation

2008-08-29 11:58 • by Walleye
214961 in reply to 214939
jmucchiello:
MM:
TRWTF is that it's a message box.

Not really, it's just ironic. A message box to tell you something catastrophic happened was probably allocated when Lotus Notes started. This way, when catastrophe (or in this case lack of memory) strikes, you have a ready made dialog with which to inform the user. Windows programming books talked about using this technique all the time throughout the 90s so it wasn't just Lotus being weird.


Lotus Notes starting IS something catastrophic.
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