Comment On Blaming XP

I don't get it

nonce - sense!

So Vista blames XP, implying XP's problems are the fault of NT, implying NT's problems are the fault of 98, implying 98's problems are the fault of 95, implying 95's problems are the fault of 3.1, implying 3.1's problems are the fault of DOS...

Hey, we *KNOW* who wrote DOS. Let's just hunt him down and make him pay!

Awesome, April Fools is over. No more of this Twitter nonsense.

I blame this comment

snoofle:

So Vista blames XP, implying XP's problems are the fault of NT, implying NT's problems are the fault of 98, implying 98's problems are the fault of 95, implying 95's problems are the fault of 3.1, implying 3.1's problems are the fault of DOS...

Hey, we *KNOW* who wrote DOS. Let's just hunt him down and make him pay!

NT != 3.11?++

...from my experimental language that allows inline regexes for comparators, extrapolated from x = y = z + 1 (VB). Ternary operators have known bugs atm

Twitter nonsense? I blame you for thinking this is a 'serious' Error'd article.

Mike-RaWare:

Twitter nonsense? I blame you for thinking this is a 'serious' Error'd article.

*facepalm* This was a reaction to this comment.

So? Call 04786 8E+11 for support help.

snoofle:

Hey, we *KNOW* who wrote DOS. Let's just hunt him down and make him pay!

Well, we really know - it's Tim Paterson from Seattle Computer Products.
Now what will you do?

If it was -196 in Clearwater, don't you think they should have changed the town's name to Solidice?

What is wrong with 0478680000000000 as a phone number?

Gordon:

snoofle:

Hey, we *KNOW* who wrote DOS. Let's just hunt him down and make him pay!

Well, we really know - it's Tim Paterson from Seattle Computer Products.
Now what will you do?

That's precisely the person to whom I was jokingly referring.

Many might argue that SQL Server is redundant, but it tends to consume more power than it supplies.

The dialog box doesn't have scrollbars either. No-one ever cares about dialog boxes.

Seriously: a defective temperature sensor is not a WTF anymore, its just sad for this kind of electric components that they break so often. ^_^

It always amuses me when things like that happen with Windows. All it's doing is blindly reading the resource info that says who wrote it and what app it was... I had Windows Explorer get closed to prevent a data execution exploit yesterday. Microsoft rather handily laid all the blame at their own feet.

jo-82:

Seriously: a defective temperature sensor is not a WTF anymore, its just sad for this kind of electric components that they break so often. ^_^

I've seen so many Temperature based WTF's, whether on the news, weather forecasts or outdoor displays like these that they should all be saved up and made into one giant world map of screwey temperatures, bundled with cited sources and added to wikipedia as proof of climate change.

This comment does not have scroll bars.

From the Dept. Of Yup:

jo-82:

Seriously: a defective temperature sensor is not a WTF anymore, its just sad for this kind of electric components that they break so often. ^_^

I've seen so many Temperature based WTF's, whether on the news, weather forecasts or outdoor displays like these that they should all be saved up and made into one giant world map of screwey temperatures, bundled with cited sources and added to wikipedia as proof of climate change.

That sounds like a great idea. Could be a getting quite a large page so don't forget the scrollbar

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

I knew you were going to say that.

kastein:

It always amuses me when things like that happen with Windows. All it's doing is blindly reading the resource info that says who wrote it and what app it was... I had Windows Explorer get closed to prevent a data execution exploit yesterday. Microsoft rather handily laid all the blame at their own feet.

You'd prefer it to make a special exception for a Microssift app and allow the execution?

whatever:

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars

Yo momma's so fat she has horizontal scroll bars!

whatever:

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars

Yeah but your mom is so big her scroll bars have scroll bars. Plus, when I double-clicked her, she just gave me a bunch of dialog boxes.

whatever:

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars

No, but Octomom has scroll bars.

First one looks like a virus/spyware/other malware to me, trying to disguise itself so the user notices less fast...

"I can't help but feel that the dialog box would have been improved by the addition of a "So?' button."

It does, just scroll down and to the right a little bit.

Wow. The quality of the comments is astounding this morning. It's like everyone is still using the twitter style of doing things, and the comments are getting closer to the quality you'd find on YouTube...

Common -- I know we can do better!

Observer:

Wow. The quality of the comments is astounding this morning. It's like everyone is still using the twitter style of doing things, and the comments are getting closer to the quality you'd find on YouTube...

Common -- I know we can do better!

MY RACE IZ BTTR TN YRS! U R NAZI! I HTZ U N YR KND!!!! HAHAHA LOLCATZ!

(I've not read the commends on YouTube for a while, is that better?)

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suscipere:

Observer:

Wow. The quality of the comments is astounding this morning. It's like everyone is still using the twitter style of doing things, and the comments are getting closer to the quality you'd find on YouTube...

Common -- I know we can do better!

MY RACE IZ BTTR TN YRS! U R NAZI! I HTZ U N YR KND!!!! HAHAHA LOLCATZ!

(I've not read the commends on YouTube for a while, is that better?)

Ladies and gents! Welcome to Barrens Chat!

From the Dept. Of Yup:

jo-82:

Seriously: a defective temperature sensor is not a WTF anymore, its just sad for this kind of electric components that they break so often. ^_^

I've seen so many Temperature based WTF's, whether on the news, weather forecasts or outdoor displays like these that they should all be saved up and made into one giant world map of screwey temperatures, bundled with cited sources and added to wikipedia as proof of climate change.

How would that be any different then the claims for man caused climate currently there? :D

zokar:

Awesome, April Fools is over. No more of this Twitter nonsense.

Yeah, well at least TDWTF's April Fools was a joke on a non-serious site to begin with. Half the headlines I read yesterday I held in doubt

(Damn. 140 characters already)

I blame XP every day.

I've got the scrollbars error once too when calling some totaly unrelated API on windows.

[At] Jing Zang
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Anon:

whatever:

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars

Yo momma's so fat she has horizontal scroll bars!

FTW

Anon:

whatever:

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars

Yo momma's so fat she has horizontal scroll bars!

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time!

For those of us who've been to Clearwater, MN and lived to tell about it, I'm fairly sure that was the real temperature there :-p

bannedfromcoding:

kastein:

It always amuses me when things like that happen with Windows. All it's doing is blindly reading the resource info that says who wrote it and what app it was... I had Windows Explorer get closed to prevent a data execution exploit yesterday. Microsoft rather handily laid all the blame at their own feet.

You'd prefer it to make a special exception for a Microssift app and allow the execution?

Nah, it always makes me laugh... I like that. Also, I'd have to guess on this particular one being a result of an XP-to-Vista upgrade install instead of a clean install; one of the XP system files is causing the problem and as a result the version/author tags from that file are "Microsoft Windows XP" as it is a system component.

Note: I have inserted at least one intentional mistake to keep the grammar nazis interested in this thread.

Warren:

Many might argue that SQL Server is redundant, but it tends to consume more power than it supplies.

Welcome to Thermodynamics 101.

Someone You Know:

Anon:

whatever:

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars

Yo momma's so fat she has horizontal scroll bars!

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time!

Yo momma's so fat she got more bandwidth that the local telco

What's the problem, that SQL server costs $12,000 (probably way more than the cost of the Dell)? I suppose you could do it for free with a non-Microsoft solution. Obviously MS wants to take advantage of vendor lock in.

But, it sounds like there's probably some additional hardware too, so it's not like that $12,000 is all going to MS.

Someone You Know:

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time!

I think this is the best example of geek/ghetto fusion I have ever encountered.

I hope you don't mind when I spread this to everyone. If you do, too bad, I'm doing it anyway.

tekiegreg:

For those of us who've been to Clearwater, MN and lived to tell about it, I'm fairly sure that was the real temperature there :-p

Hmmm, I assumed it was Clearwater, FL which would make it quite shocking.

whatever:

suscipere:

Observer:

Wow. The quality of the comments is astounding this morning. It's like everyone is still using the twitter style of doing things, and the comments are getting closer to the quality you'd find on YouTube...

Common -- I know we can do better!

MY RACE IZ BTTR TN YRS! U R NAZI! I HTZ U N YR KND!!!! HAHAHA LOLCATZ!

(I've not read the commends on YouTube for a while, is that better?)

Ladies and gents! Welcome to Barrens Chat!

Naah, not enough Chuck Norris facts. But close...

Anon:

whatever:

J:

This comment does not have scroll bars.

Your mom doesn't have any scroll bars

Yo momma's so fat she has horizontal scroll bars!

This needs to be a featured post!

kastein:

bannedfromcoding:

kastein:

It always amuses me when things like that happen with Windows. All it's doing is blindly reading the resource info that says who wrote it and what app it was... I had Windows Explorer get closed to prevent a data execution exploit yesterday. Microsoft rather handily laid all the blame at their own feet.

You'd prefer it to make a special exception for a Microssift app and allow the execution?

Nah, it always makes me laugh... I like that. Also, I'd have to guess on this particular one being a result of an XP-to-Vista upgrade install instead of a clean install; one of the XP system files is causing the problem and as a result the version/author tags from that file are "Microsoft Windows XP" as it is a system component.

Note: I have inserted at least one intentional mistake to keep the grammar nazis interested in this thread.

I actually get that exact same problem report on my computer, and it came OEM with Vista.
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