Comment On Existential Philosophy

The comment is.

Dear Brot Gnarfstroll,

In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The
fact that you insist on using your ridiculous handle
clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid
to have the frist comment.

Go away and grow up.

Sincerely,
Bert Glanstron

#2: Obviously Groundhog Day.

TRWTF is that the shirt cost $999

Sexchanging a shirt means moving the buttons from the right side to the left side or vice-versa, and the buttonholes the other way.

by:

TRWTF is that the shirt cost $999

where does it say the price is in US dollars?

Cbuttius:

where does it say the price is in US dollars?

There's a world outside of the US?

Cbuttius:

by:

TRWTF is that the shirt cost $999

where does it say the price is in US dollars?

TRWTF is Sri Lanka

Cbuttius:

by:

TRWTF is that the shirt cost $999

where does it say the price is in US dollars?

I think it's in Sri Lanka Rupees, which makes it ~$8.90 in USD.

SARUMANATEE:

Cbuttius:

where does it say the price is in US dollars?

There's a world outside of the US?

Sure, they call it "The 4th Dimension"...

Let's see: the Windows 7 error simply states the obvious, whereas the Mac makes contradictory statements.

TRWTF is not using Linux.

We used to do that at a shirt factory where I worked. Moving the buttonholes is hard!

SARUMANATEE:

There's a world outside of the US?

Yes, and it uses the metric system.

The application was OK.

XChickenFarmer:

We used to do that at a shirt factory where I worked. Moving the buttonholes is hard!

I have encountered species of shirt whose differentiation into male/female occurs significantly later into its gestation, in which there are buttonholes on each side (although they are rudimentary, unopened ones on the same side as where the buttons have developed). This should make application of the gender change request significantly more streamlined, as there would then be no need to add the stitching round the new buttonholes.

The magic number did not match

A suitable description for every exception I have ever seen.

This comment will return at 6am

Borken:

Let's see: the Windows 7 error simply states the obvious, whereas the Mac makes contradictory statements.

TRWTF is not using Linux.

But kernel panic screendumps aren't so funny - except for a certain class of people who really ought to get out more

Since today is August 13, and the date shown on the receipt is "09/05/2010", I'm going to assume the store is outside the US.

TRWTF is that he exchanged the shirt in September 2010

TRWTF is that some one took a photo from inside the casino.

Everyone knows that 3 is the magic number

Borken:

Let's see: the Windows 7 error simply states the obvious, whereas the Mac makes contradictory statements.

TRWTF is not using Linux.

TRWTF is Linux, where programs just disappear without any error message.

The real WTF is surely that the shirt cost 999?

That and the fact that a store which states "No refunds" on it's Ts & Cs has a section on the receipt dedicated to "Cash Refund"

What?!? I thought Macs "just worked™". Or are you suggesting that those "I'm a Mac" commercials are full of shit?

Man, if you can't trust ad-men, who can you trust?

I don't really see a problem with the magic number error. Presumably it's talking about a checksum that doesn't match suggesting the installer is corrupt. So it suggests the very sensible action of getting another copy of the installer.

Crazy Eddie's Sex Change Asylum: His prices are insaaane!

I have changed the shirt. Pray I don't change anything else.

I thought that by law casinos were not supposed to have windows?

Cbuttius:

Sexchanging a shirt means moving the buttons from the right side to the left side or vice-versa, and the buttonholes the other way.

That's a simple process. Simply pull it into the 4th dimension, flip it over, and return.

bill:

TRWTF is that he exchanged the shirt in September 2010

Nonsense. He just scheduled (and paid in advance for) the shirt's gender reassignment surgery. These things are complicated and take lots of lead time.

Borken:

Let's see: the Windows 7 error simply states the obvious, whereas the Mac makes contradictory statements.

TRWTF is not using Linux.

But, there isn't any keyboard connected! That's why it had to go looking for a Bluetooth keyboard to pair with. :-)

Severity One:

SARUMANATEE:

There's a world outside of the US?

Yes, and it uses the metric system.

US money was metric before metric was cool.

THANK YOU COME AGAIN

Cbuttius:

by:

TRWTF is that the shirt cost $999

where does it say the price is in US dollars?

Where does it say that the $ symbol denotes US Dollars?

TRRWTF is that USAians, instead of using the logical dmy or the logical and easy-to-sort-by ymd, use the completely random mixture of mdy. Is it most significant order or reverse most significant order? Neither! Maybe it's "metric".

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.

TRWTF is Sarasa Soft Solutions

Matt Westwood:

XChickenFarmer:

We used to do that at a shirt factory where I worked. Moving the buttonholes is hard!

I have encountered species of shirt whose differentiation into male/female occurs significantly later into its gestation, in which there are buttonholes on each side (although they are rudimentary, unopened ones on the same side as where the buttons have developed). This should make application of the gender change request significantly more streamlined, as there would then be no need to add the stitching round the new buttonholes.

and

Grammar Nazi:

Dear Brot Gnarfstroll,

In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The
fact that you insist on using your ridiculous handle
clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid
to have the frist comment.

Go away and grow up.

Sincerely,
Bert Glanstron

I feel at home at TDWTF

Ba Dum Pum:

I thought that by law casinos were not supposed to have windows?

What on earth gave you that impression? Casinos generally don't have windows, but it has nothing to do with the law, they just do their best to make it as difficult as possible for you to keep track of what time it is.

Enterprise Architect:

Borken:

Let's see: the Windows 7 error simply states the obvious, whereas the Mac makes contradictory statements.

TRWTF is not using Linux.

TRWTF is Linux, where programs just disappear without any error message.

Yeah, because I've never run a Windows program that has shut down without an error message.

TRWTF is when Explorer crashes for no apparent reason.
TRWTF is taking 20 minutes to start up and then still busy doing something that doesn't show up in the Task Manager but pre-empts any prompt use of programs.
TRWTF is requiring internet connectivity to view help files.
TRWTF is disk defrag.
TRWTF is the blue screen of death when I plug in a mouse.
TRWTF is releasing a version where the firewall was disabled by default.
TRWTF is running everything as an Administrator
TRWTF is leaving back doors to the operating system open and not thinking anyone will find them.

TRWTF is that anyone anywhere dares to use Windows on any computer.

no, that isn't 999 USD. google is your friend: http://www.google.com/search?q=beverly+street

anon:

Ba Dum Pum:

I thought that by law casinos were not supposed to have windows?

What on earth gave you that impression? Casinos generally don't have windows, but it has nothing to do with the law, they just do their best to make it as difficult as possible for you to keep track of what time it is.

Dear anon,

In case you can’t tell, the casino is a grown-up place. The
fact that you insist on allowing children to see inside an establishment that serves alcohol clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid to be gambling.

Go away and grow up.

Sincerely,
Bert Glanstron

bill:

TRWTF is that he exchanged the shirt in September 2010

Many countries write the date as day/month/year.

Borken:

Enterprise Architect:

Borken:

Let's see: the Windows 7 error simply states the obvious, whereas the Mac makes contradictory statements.

TRWTF is not using Linux.

TRWTF is Linux, where programs just disappear without any error message.

Yeah, because I've never run a Windows program that has shut down without an error message.

TRWTF is when Explorer crashes for no apparent reason.
TRWTF is taking 20 minutes to start up and then still busy doing something that doesn't show up in the Task Manager but pre-empts any prompt use of programs.
TRWTF is requiring internet connectivity to view help files.
TRWTF is disk defrag.
TRWTF is the blue screen of death when I plug in a mouse.
TRWTF is releasing a version where the firewall was disabled by default.
TRWTF is running everything as an Administrator
TRWTF is leaving back doors to the operating system open and not thinking anyone will find them.

TRWTF is that anyone anywhere dares to use Windows on any computer.

Good job. You've exhausted this thread's quota of the phrase "TRWTF". Now nobody else can make unoriginal observations about what the "real" WTF is in shorthand. Thanks.

bob:

TRRWTF is that USAians, instead of using the logical dmy or the logical and easy-to-sort-by ymd, use the completely random mixture of mdy. Is it most significant order or reverse most significant order? Neither! Maybe it's "metric".

Dear bob,

In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The
fact that you insist on using your ridiculous date format
clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid
to be using thedailywtf.com.

Go away and grow up.

Sincerely,
Bert Glanstron

Yeah, but when are we going to exhaust the Bert Glandstorm reference quota?

Personally, I think the way we do months is archaic. I can't be bothered to remember what each and every month's unique day count is, so I go by day of year/year

Happy 225/2010!

Bert Glanstron:

Dear bob,

In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The
fact that you insist on using your ridiculous date format
clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid
to be using thedailywtf.com.

Go away and grow up.

Sincerely,
Bert Glanstron

Dear Bert,

In case you can’t tell, this is a grown-up place. The
fact that you insist on using your ridiculous quotation style clearly shows that you’re too young and too stupid
to be using this website.

Go away and grow up.

Sincerely,
Bort Glanstrin

frits:

Crazy Eddie's Sex Change Asylum: His prices are insaaane!

This makes me feel old. I remember watching Crazy Eddie's ads on TV when I was a teenager.

...

Over 25 years ago.

TRWTF is that you're apparently still using Windows XP.