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I want a sex rubber mat with my crisco.

The WordWeb one is probably not an error. The vendor just wants people to be more eco-friendly and is willing to offer use of their software in exchange.

Jim L. must be an American. They haven't quite discovered the environment yet.

EcoFreak:

The WordWeb one is probably not an error. The vendor just wants people to be more eco-friendly and is willing to offer use of their software in exchange.

And that's the real WTF.

EcoFreak:

The WordWeb one is probably not an error. The vendor just wants people to be more eco-friendly and is willing to offer use of their software in exchange.

Make them eco friendly by forcing them to use planes even more? Clue: I live in the UK, I don't make four flights a year.

If that was the intention then a "not more than" would have been a better idea.

EcoFreak:

The WordWeb one is probably not an error. The vendor just wants people to be more eco-friendly and is willing to offer use of their software in exchange.

Make them eco friendly by forcing them to use planes even more? Clue: I live in the UK, I don't make four flights a year.

If that was the intention then a "not more than" would have been a better idea.

Duncan H.'s manual:

...a fast ether lord fucking net ascending...

I thought it was "space lord motherfucker".

Anyone have any thoughts on what exactly got translated into "give cones change the machine" so many times?

Kemp:

EcoFreak:

The WordWeb one is probably not an error. The vendor just wants people to be more eco-friendly and is willing to offer use of their software in exchange.

Make them eco friendly by forcing them to use planes even more? Clue: I live in the UK, I don't make four flights a year.

If that was the intention then a "not more than" would have been a better idea.

What's the difference between "at most four flights" and "not more than four flights"?

Yes, the WordWeb licence is definitely intended to be that way. See

http://wordweb.info/free/licence.html
and
http://wordweb.info/free/licence_discuss.html

Attempt 2:

Yes, the WordWeb licence is definitely intended to be that way. See

http://wordweb.info/free/licence.html
and
http://wordweb.info/free/licence_discuss.html

Someone You Know:

Duncan H.'s manual:

...a fast ether lord fucking net ascending...

I thought it was "space lord motherfucker".

Anyone have any thoughts on what exactly got translated into "give cones change the machine" so many times?

It looks like it's referring to the number of ports on the switch - 5, 8, 16, or 24 ports. No idea what specific terminology they used to get that phrase though.

It's a shame so few network switches have support for Fast Ether Lord Fucking Net Ascending.

Josh D. appreciates having the convenience of online shopping with all the security of email:

At least that way you know what's going on.

Instead of letting you enter your details through an encrypted connection only for them to be forwarded for processing through an unencrypted email.
Not unheard of when the order is processed in a shop or warehouse that has an existing CC processor.

GIVE CONES CHANGE THE MACHINE!

Why was Jim L. confused?

Now I am confused...

Yeah. Somewhat similar stuff exists in the Hacktivismo license. It claims that no Hactivismo licensed program can be used to violate human rights. Though the intent is noble, I doubt it does any good. Anyone ready to violate human rights isn't actually a prime candidate to respect software licensing terms.

Read all about it here: http://www.hacktivismo.com/about/hessla.php

Two Ls screw around on sex rubber mat. The fast ether lord fucking net ascending for linking. Installing method similar is quite Zen-like. Do cones change the machine have buddha nature?

Did you know...Text

Ah, yes, I remember him well...

What if I use electrical devices that consume more power than Biggest 30 tile? Am I still allowed to use WordWeb for free?

Someone You Know:

Kemp:

EcoFreak:

The WordWeb one is probably not an error. The vendor just wants people to be more eco-friendly and is willing to offer use of their software in exchange.

Make them eco friendly by forcing them to use planes even more? Clue: I live in the UK, I don't make four flights a year.

If that was the intention then a "not more than" would have been a better idea.

What's the difference between "at most four flights" and "not more than four flights"?

Ah, I misread and thought he was saying we *had* to take 4 flights a year

From the last Error'd:

"a fast ether lord fucking net"

Fucking nets with a fast ether lord doesn't look like a good thing.

What happens in the 10% of cases where there *is* coagulation?

I assume it involves relinquishing all of your cones and changing some machine...

So, what... the planes only fly when I do?

GIVES CONES CHANGE THE MACHINE should be the new ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

FredSaw:

So, what... the planes only fly when I do?

Yes. And SUVs only consume gas when you, specifically, drive them.

In fact I think it can be inserted into all that dialogue:

what happen?
somebody set up us the bomb!
we get signal
gentlemen, all your base are belong to us
you are on the way to destruction
what you say!
give cones change the machine!
you have no chance to survive make your time
take off every sig!
link a fast ether lord fucking net ascending
for great justice

vP:

Yeah. Somewhat similar stuff exists in the Hacktivismo license. It claims that no Hactivismo licensed program can be used to violate human rights. Though the intent is noble, I doubt it does any good. Anyone ready to violate human rights isn't actually a prime candidate to respect software licensing terms.

Read all about it here: http://www.hacktivismo.com/about/hessla.php

Read about the FSF's take on said license: http://www.fsf.org/licensing/essays/hessla.html

As to wordweb - apparently, students or the registered disabled can be unsustainable. Now's the time to sign up for those underwater basket weaving classes!

Jim L, what's confusing about choosing mass transit?

Enrique:

link a fast ether lord …

What is it with Chinese translations and the F-word?

FredSaw:

So, what... the planes only fly when I do?

When you fly, you contribute to the demand that, in turn, causes planes to fly.

Nomen Nescio:

What is it with Chinese translations and the F-word?

Apparently it involves the Chinese character 干 (gan), which can mean 'to dry' or 'to do', with the latter interpretation having the same slang meaning of sexual intercourse in Chinese as it does in English.

No, seriously, not joking! Here's Language Log's post on the matter.

Still not entirely sure how that applies to fast Ethernet sentence, though. Maybe there was 'doing' somewhere else in the sentence and it somehow got transplanted in the midst of translation?

Someone's selling fast ether lord fucking nets?

Does flying 120 to 300 people at a time emit more CO2 than those 120 to 300 people driving to their destination?

For trans-oceanic flights, does flying across the Atlantic or Pacific ocean emit more CO2 per person than taking a ship? (And not everyone has the time luxury of being able to cruise across an ocean.)

Or are we supposed to stay on the continent that we were born on, and never travel across an ocean?

Speaking of which, many researchers claim that a "well-to-wheels" (or "field-to-wheels") analysis shows that hydrogen and ethanol take more energy in their entire production, transportation, and storage lifetimes than they provide in available energy, while hydrocarbons provide more than they take.

Strange.

Someone You Know:

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Anyone have any thoughts on what exactly got translated into "give cones change the machine" so many times?

Not sure, but you can find a couple hits (same text) by Googling for the phrase (quoted). Shenzen Kexian Technology being the main hit.

I thought he used to be a girl called Beth, and now his playground is the world...

DWalker59:

Or are we supposed to stay on the continent that we were born on, and never travel across an ocean?

According to the license, you are allowed to fly to another continent twice a year.

codeman38:

No, seriously, not joking! Here's Language Log's post on the matter.

Still not entirely sure how that applies to fast Ethernet sentence, though. Maybe there was 'doing' somewhere else in the sentence and it somehow got transplanted in the midst of translation?

That makes a lot of sense. Otherwise it would seem to speak poorly of (a) the level of Chinese speakers or, (b) their perception of the level of English speakers..

Physics and environment characteristic

Input volage : 7.5 V D C/ 1A (5/8 give cones change the machine)
100-240VAC, 50/60HZ an inside places the power
supply(16/24 gives cones change the machine)
Power consumes : Biggest 30 tile
Saving temperature : -30 C ~ 60 C
Environment temperature : 5% ~ 95% have no coagulation

4. Product detailed list
Packing box that open the commutation machine, an inside include the following contents:
- a set 5/8/16/24 give cones change the machine
- a the direct current power supply goes together with the machine (be applicable to 5/8 give cones change the machine)
- an AC power cable (be applicable to 16/24 give cones change the machine)
- for glue the sex rubber mat (be applicable to 16/24 give cones change the machine)
- two Ls type a with screw (be applicable to 16/24 give cones change the machine
- this customer manual
- if above these products and enclosures have thrown to lose or damage, please provide goods the company to contact.

Thank you to use the Ethernet network product
1. Produce summary
It introduced four kinds of model numbers in this manual of 10/100Mbps Fast Ethernet Switch. Concrete model number is as follows:
- 5 the fast ether in 10/100M in hull in plastic nets of ports switch the machine
- 8 the fast ether in 10/100M in hull in iron nets of ports switch the machine
- 16 the fast ether in 10/100M nets of ports switch the machine
- 24 the fast ether in 10/100M nets of ports switch the machine

The main characteristic in machine in four commutations distinguishes to near to, installing method similar

The Ethernet switch tool read 5/8/16/24 10/100Mbps from accomodative a works port, is an ideal product to establish small scaled, medium-sized or large network need, establish for the demand exclusively the fleetness link to take with the breadth ministrant work set but design, match the IEEE802.3. Ethernet completely with the IEEE802.3u Fast Ethernet standard. Can provide the ability of the fast ether in 10/100Mbps net, take each work a breadth for or table's top computer offering whole network taking breadth, dissolves conjunction serves hour the bottleneck, and can is current the cusotmer 10/100Mbps a work a function for linking a fast ether lord fucking net ascending, suiting different demand in various situations, can to a large extent increasing network with dependable.

Notice how on the left side there is a "4" and on the right side there is a "1"? Methinks that this is only 1 side of the page and there is twice the goodness for pages 2 and 3 on the other side.

Just make sure to watch out for the glue on your sex rubber mat.

I didn't think ethernet wires were ever [pure] iron, wouldn't think that would be better than, oh say, copper.

That Crisco box must be made for surfing porn

Wonder if I can get a boxed version of their software to run over repeatedly with my Explorer.

I think it would be fitting.

CynicalTyler:

Just make sure to watch out for the glue on your sex rubber mat.

Also, watch out for any goo.

I'm guessing;

"Give cones change the machine"

Has something to do with screws or another fastener, because they're given as common measurements of inches (which, btw, is evil compared to metric).

Maybe something like torsion screws (is that a real thing, I'm not sure?), where 'give' means how much stress they can handle, and I guess they're cone-shaped (really long pointy cones with almost no curvature lengthwise). And when do you use them? - when you need to 'change the machine' (take it apart, swear at it, try to put the give cones back, then realize its a piece of junk, smash it with a hammer, and buy a real product).

大卡车撞死了，司机将我抛进路径边的小河里，然后逃走了，你看到这条消息后，请将它发给四个论坛，如果没有发，你的妈妈会在1个月被撞死，你的爸爸会得绝症，如果你照着上面做了，在5天后你喜欢的人也会喜欢你 因为这条话太毒了我不得不

lw:

Someone You Know:

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Anyone have any thoughts on what exactly got translated into "give cones change the machine" so many times?

Not sure, but you can find a couple hits (same text) by Googling for the phrase (quoted). Shenzen Kexian Technology being the main hit.

Yes, and there is a real nice statement about "hair switch" that I am not sure I want to try.

Switch the machine contents the development super-speed saving machine, adopt to save to turn hair work mode. Will save to turn the hair switch to save with dynamic inside the allotment combination together, to insure the buffer to is assigned to availably each connect; the adoption discharge controls(802.3X), making deliver with receive the node a data discharge get the control, keeping data pack from throwing to lose. Detect the equipments appearance connected automatically, install velocity and work modes automatically.

I'm tired of these motherfuckin' ether lords on this motherfuckin' net.

Nomen Nescio:

codeman38:

No, seriously, not joking! Here's Language Log's post on the matter.

Still not entirely sure how that applies to fast Ethernet sentence, though. Maybe there was 'doing' somewhere else in the sentence and it somehow got transplanted in the midst of translation?

That makes a lot of sense. Otherwise it would seem to speak poorly of (a) the level of Chinese speakers or, (b) their perception of the level of English speakers..

I googled "give cones change the machine" and got this page on their site. It contains:

Switch the main characteristic:

Switch the machine contents the development super-speed saving machine, adopt to save to turn hair work mode. Will save to turn the hair switch to save with dynamic inside the allotment combination together...

Sex mats, lord fucking, hair switches, it has it all!

Renan_S2:

From the last Error'd:

"a fast ether lord fucking net"

Fucking nets with a fast ether lord doesn't look like a good thing.

Hey, just ask Senator Larry Craig!