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One day I will get the addresses of all these people, fly to their houses ala Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and beat the living crap out of them...

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One day I will get the addresses of all these people, fly to their houses ala Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and beat the living crap out of them...

Not Possible!

(I'm sorry)

Actually, it is :

It communicates by protocol Mister.

But it got abbreviated.

Monkios:

Actually, it is :

It communicates by protocol Mister.

But it got abbreviated.

I assume you were the guy who wrote it, then? :P

CAPTCHA: minim.
I like palindromes.

The ancient cell phone wins-- wooden table.

It communicates by Protocol M or it gets the hose again.

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

I feel for Jay. FootPrints is horrible software. Now if you'll excuse me, I think it finally finished opening my ticket for editing!

The first picture is using the surreal concept of safely storing the key to the safe in the safe.

The healthcare one is necessary because things like public terminals and internet cafes exist, or one might use the internet connection of a friend, etc. D'oh.

No, The Real WTF™ about that is a) users of e.g. Opera and Safari are once again forced to lie about their browser, and b) they expect John Doe to know which kind of encryption schemes his browser supports...

Anders Hesselbom:

The first picture is using the surreal concept of safely storing the key to the safe in the safe.

You fail at analogies.

"I don't get it," E Ford writes, "am I too young... too old... or is it that my age cannot be represented by an imaginary number?"

I get that problem all the time.

Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

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Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

It's also labeled "Petit i filgus".

Is this latin for "Fill's you with poop"?

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One day I will get the addresses of all these people, fly to their houses ala Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and beat the living crap out of them...

Would you like to subscribe to our new internet communication system. It uses the revolutionary Face-stabbing over Internet Protocol (FSoIP) to send your unexpressed feelings anyone on the internet.

Crash Magnet:

Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

It's also labeled "Petit i filgus".

Is this latin for "Fill's you with poop"?

Frubes are yoghurt in a tube. http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1240/1427616568_a8c0da3efa.jpg?v=1190554553

Popular in childrens lunchboxes, they have been around for years.

Actually the first one may hide a bigger WTF than just the string replace.

I mean WHY does it not like double quotes?
could it be that it is their (horrible) way of avoiding SQL injection I wonder?

Yours Yazeran

Plan: To go to Mars one day with a hammer

Scratch everything else, that's my favourite Firefox theme in there!

It communicates by Protocol M.


...


Or else it gets the hose again.

Mission: Not Possible!

OPENING SCENE

CU Phone displaying "Not Possible!"

Phelps answers phone

We have invoked Protocol M. Your mission if you should choose to accept it is to pose as a student working at workforstudents.com. There you will make 13.65 per hour replacing double quotes with single quotes. You must gain access to the internet and steal their 128 bit encryption. You have been given a box of frubes. If you are discovered you will swallow them and die. This phone will self destruct in 5 seconds.

Winter was viewing the flyer with a Mark I Eyeball. Quicktime is currently not supported on that hardware.

mjj:

Crash Magnet:

Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

It's also labeled "Petit i filgus".

Is this latin for "Fill's you with poop"?

Frubes are yoghurt in a tube. http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1240/1427616568_a8c0da3efa.jpg?v=1190554553

Popular in childrens lunchboxes, they have been around for years.

Oh, they call that GoGert or something on this side of the ocean.

Michael:

Mission: Not Possible!

OPENING SCENE

CU Phone displaying "Not Possible!"

Phelps answers phone

We have invoked Protocol M. Your mission if you should choose to accept it is to pose as a student working at workforstudents.com. There you will make 13.65 per hour replacing double quotes with single quotes. You must gain access to the internet and steal their 128 bit encryption. You have been given a box of frubes. If you are discovered you will swallow them and die. This phone will self destruct in 5 seconds.

In the first scene we see putting price tags on a copy maching, removing the copies and putting them on a wooden table. As you pick up a digital camera to take a picture of what you just photocopied, irish girl walks by wearing spandex.

Jay here - you aren't lying. Since we've been "upgraded" and put on "top-end" hardware Footprints has managed to get slower and slower. My favorite is when it times out completely but only on the top and left frames*, leaving me with a 404 on one side of the screen and tickets still showing up on the main frame. And reloading the entire page doesn't fix anything - no, you have to log completely out, log back in, wait for it to crank and authenticate, then you can get back in. And their licensing is so expensive. I can't wait to move on eventually.

*Seriously, who uses frames in web-based applications anymore? Sheesh!

I'm not sure I've got a decompresser for uncompressed TIFF, either.

don:

It communicates by Protocol M or it gets the hose again.

Thank you sir, for making my day. If I would have had a beverage in my mouth I would most certainly have spilt it all over my keyboard.

Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

Frubes are a fruit flavour lubricant, marketed at children.

Warren:

I'm not sure I've got a decompresser for uncompressed TIFF, either.

Here's one for ya:

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That oughta do it.

"this thing is empty"

It's a very zen like error message, similar to "Life is a journey", "Time is a river" and "the door is ajar."

Frubes..
"Rip their heads off and suck their guts out!"

Hey, M, was this protocol by any chance designed by Q?

Warren:

I'm not sure I've got a decompresser for uncompressed TIFF, either.

I'll write you one for $300.

(Black and white Sci-Fi movie from the 50's)

General: Where did it come from? What does it want from us?

Scientist: We don't know the answers to those questions yet, general. But we do know one thing.

General: What? what?

Scientist: (tense pause) It communicates by protocol M.

citking:

Seriously, who uses frames in web-based applications anymore? Sheesh!

What are you talking about? We all have learned from Gary that frames securely mediate, by design. Secure multi-mediation is the future of all webbing.

I'm not normally a spelling nazi, but yogurt does not have an 'e' anywhere in it. This can also lead to the assumption that the 'gurt' in GoGurt does not have an 'e' in it either. It's making my head hurt to see that misspelled word quoted over and over again...

immitto = Italian for "remove"

Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

It's a fruit flavoured yoghurt in a tube.

Pestulant:

Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

Those who live in glass houses should not.

FTFY.

hikari:

Crash Magnet:

What are Frubes? It's made by Yoplay so it's probably yogert. Is this how British spell Fruit maybe?

I don't know what it is but I don't think I want to eat one.

It's a fruit flavoured yoghurt in a tube.

I dunno about Crash Magnet, but I still don't want to eat one.

The idea of a chunky viscous liquid oozing (or worse, rushing) out of a soft flexible tube brings to the mind vague images of ... and then to top it all off, I'm supposed to aim it towards my mouth.

Suddenly my lunch isn't as interesting as it once was.

don:

It communicates by Protocol M or it gets the hose again.

I came here for this. I can die happy.

Spelling TRWTF:

I'm not normally a spelling nazi, but yogurt does not have an 'e' anywhere in it. This can also lead to the assumption that the 'gurt' in GoGurt does not have an 'e' in it either. It's making my head hurt to see that misspelled word quoted over and over again...

immitto = Italian for "remove"

Of course, even if you don't know the real spelling, it takes all of about 7 seconds to find "gogHurt" on the webs. For some reason, I think it was originally a brand name, but I don't want to spend another 20 second to find out for sure. Normally, I wouldn't be so pithy, but all the sidebar links give a completely blank page, so I am in a bad mood.

Damn it! You beat me to it.

And beat the crap out of one of them twice?

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One day I will get the addresses of all these people, fly to their houses ala Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and beat the living crap out of them...

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It gets pretty bad when you can correctly, word-for-word, guess what the first comment is going to be.

Crash Magnet:

It's also labeled "Petit i filgus".

Is this latin for "Fill's you with poop"?

No, it's not. And no, it isn't, and no.

It's actually labelled 'Petits Filous', which is a French term meaning 'little rascals'. It is the brand name of a kind of fromage frais (which is also a French term, and the product is similar to yoghurt).

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

don:

It communicates by Protocol M or it gets the hose again.

dangit.. you beat me to it.

justnacl:

(Black and white Sci-Fi movie from the 50's)

General: Where did it come from? What does it want from us?

Scientist: We don't know the answers to those questions yet, general. But we do know one thing.

General: What? what?

Scientist: (tense pause) It communicates by protocol M.

*Shitty and painful to hear "shock moment" music*

FTFY :]
Also, I lol'd.

I like this new shaw.ca method of distributed computing. I have applied it to my next project:

function GetFutureValue(principal, yearlyInterestRate, periods, frequencyPerYear)

{

    // Determine effective interest rate

    effectiveInterestRate = prompt("What is " + yearlyInterestRate + " divided by " + frequencyPerYear + "?");



    // Determine the base

    base = prompt("What is 1 plus " + effectiveInterestRate + "?");



    // Determine multiplier

    multiplier = prompt("What is " + base + " raised to the power of " + periods + "?");



    // Determine future value

    futureValue = prompt("What is " + principal + " times " + multiplier + "?");



    // Done

    return futureValue;

}

Works for all data types: integers, rational, irrational & imaginary numbers, as well as strings, lists, arrays, files & other objects, and even functions! Way to go shaw.ca!