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What other helpful hints does JDeveloper have?

haha Dodge

The 2nd is more a bloomer than a WTF...

I think JDeveloper is coming out with their own version of Portal maybe?

I think it's broadband recommended vs non-broadband recommended looking at the font, but an odd way to word it.

The angel food tip makes me want to get JDeveloper. I wonder if they have lasagna tips as well?

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Obviously Claus Nielsen's brand new Windows Vista laptop comes with a high-efficiency mobile processor. In the absence of a primary battery, the computer runs on the button battery that preserves the CMOS BIOS data and system clock.

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Batteries not included.

Offbeat tips of the day have been kicking around commercial products since at least the early versions of MS Word. I distinctly recall Word, on startup, advising me to never run with scissors.

Didn't know that about the angel's-food cake, though.

DAMNIT! I don't have a computer when I view web sites... I always use by BRAIN-O-BOX! Why can't I check out the dodge on my BRAIN-O-BOX?! WHYYYYYYYY???? www.worsethanfailure.com supports BRAIN-O-BOXes...

Hey I wonder if in Zion they ever hit that warning message? I bet it would have been 1000x easier for them and avoided the whole third movie if anyone ever found out about this glitch!

To be fair, you can look at websites from cellphones, game consoles, and god knows what else these days.

Warning: This will destroy the Matrix. Continue?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The part where it says "Continue?" is not a proper sentence. This website offends me. I went to university and I drive a BMW...AGRHGHSDA jkhakskdjalkj dsafga asf gasga

Cakewalk Pro Audio (now Sonar) used to have a tip that read something like this:

Did you know...

You can move about the room.

1. Push yourself away from your workstation, then stand up.
2. Turn around.
3. Place your left foot forward, then your right.

Apparently Claus Nielsen has already spent 8% of the energy available in the AC grid. He's going to receive a *huge* electric bill.

The cake is a lie

purge:

The angel food tip makes me want to get JDeveloper. I wonder if they have lasagna tips as well?

Doesn't make me want JDeveloper. Just makes me want cake.

webrunner:

The cake is a lie

No, the cake is delicious and moist. Don't you know anything?

There really was cake you know...

After just getting over pizza envy, now you flaunt your cake at me!!!!

Thief^:

webrunner:

The cake is a lie

No, the cake is delicious and moist. Don't you know anything?

There really was cake you know...

Thief^:

webrunner:

The cake is a lie

No, the cake is delicious and moist. Don't you know anything?

There really was cake you know...

You can't freeze your cake and have it too.

Thief^:

webrunner:

The cake is a lie

No, the cake is delicious and moist. Don't you know anything?

There really was cake you know...

Last time I didn't receive a piece.

I could set the building on fire.

Perhaps it was the Charger Details which reported the missing batteries?

What's a Dodge Charger? Is it like a phone charger but for a wireless dodgem or something???

Or is it some weird American thingummybob?

shhh.. it's a D-O-D-G-E...

Captcha: sanitarium - screw you guys, I'm going home

It's a good thing Claus put it on power saver mode, seeing as he has no batteries.

Think I'll go have some frozen angel food cake with my weighted companion cube.

Stupidumb:

Warning: This will destroy the Matrix. Continue?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The part where it says "Continue?" is not a proper sentence. This website offends me. I went to university and I drive a BMW...AGRHGHSDA jkhakskdjalkj dsafga asf gasga

In Texas we would say:
Warning: This will destroy the Matrix. Y'oant to?

Claus was running at 92%, although his laptop had no battery.
I feel that way many days.

Paul:

What's a Dodge Charger? Is it like a phone charger but for a wireless dodgem or something???

Or is it some weird American thingummybob?

It's an automobile, made by Dodge, which is one of the "brands" of Chrysler:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=dodge+charger&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

Paul:

What's a Dodge Charger? Is it like a phone charger but for a wireless dodgem or something???

Or is it some weird American thingummybob?

Didn't you ever watch The Dukes of Hazzard? Sheesh...

Sunstorm:

To be fair, you can look at websites from cellphones, game consoles, and god knows what else these days.

Sure, but to be fair, all these things are computers ;)

Computer: "A computer is a machine which manipulates data according to a list of instructions."
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computers

sinistral:

Paul:

What's a Dodge Charger? Is it like a phone charger but for a wireless dodgem or something???

Or is it some weird American thingummybob?

It's an automobile, made by Dodge[...]

So it's an electric car that needs charging every night? Cool! Makes me want to get one right now...

just make sure you're on a computer before following that link.

"Claus Nielsen was surprised to find that, with no batteries present, he was running with 92% of a charge."

Must be one of those "solar powered" laptops...Just don't leave it under the sun for too long, or it will explode.

Paul:

What's a Dodge Charger? Is it like a phone charger but for a wireless dodgem or something???

Or is it some weird American thingummybob?

It's an attempt to destroy the environment whilst making a few people in Texas and Iraq very rich.

"Computer Recommended" makes perfect sense. Must be too much content to display on cell phones, etc.

Also, Aluminum foil pierced by a fork on a bed of ball bearings is not microwave safe.

Didn't Claus Nielsen notice the beer can sized capacitor on his device? That's what has the 92% charge. Maybe he tried to drink it? Poor Claus.

as a guy working for an oil company i have to say i like the last one. makes me feel secure about my job.

Andrew:

Didn't Claus Nielsen notice the beer can sized capacitor on his device? That's what has the 92% charge. Maybe he tried to drink it? Poor Claus.

Just wait until it gets to 100% and discharges all at once, ZAP!.

Here's another Jdeveloper one. Saved my life once.

I wonder if the JDeveloper tips are version specific, the one I get is:

Microwave Safety

Aluminum foil pierced by a fork on a bed of ball bearings is not microwave safe.

mattwho:

Here's another Jdeveloper one. Saved my life once.

Well that is a useless tip.

It doesn't mention if it is a dinner or salad fork.

Thief^:

webrunner:

The cake is a lie

No, the cake is delicious and moist. Don't you know anything?

There really was cake you know...

But... but... she said all the cake was gone! I didn't stop when she said I could still have cake... then she said all the cake was gone...

mattwho:

Here's another Jdeveloper one. Saved my life once.

A developer skilled with Photoshop. You will never find yourself without a job!

Jake:

Offbeat tips of the day have been kicking around commercial products since at least the early versions of MS Word. I distinctly recall Word, on startup, advising me to never run with scissors.

Didn't know that about the angel's-food cake, though.

I remember the scissors thing too! It freaked me out.

The scissors hint was the first one in the rotation. It enticed users to read the others.

If you don't dry the cake out by over-baking it, it won't crumble, either. If you do, it's not worth eating; just toss it out.

dlikhten:

DAMNIT! I don't have a computer when I view web sites... I always use by BRAIN-O-BOX! Why can't I check out the dodge on my BRAIN-O-BOX?! WHYYYYYYYY???? www.worsethanfailure.com supports BRAIN-O-BOXes...

Hey I wonder if in Zion they ever hit that warning message? I bet it would have been 1000x easier for them and avoided the whole third movie if anyone ever found out about this glitch!

<a href="http://jeffsforums.com/cgi-bin/wwwthreads/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=shoptalk&Number=350616&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=31&part=1#Post350620">From my friend who writes copy for Dodge:</a> "...'computer required'. Yes. That is sarcasm, part of the Dodge brand attutude.

I have to write those error pages from time to time, but I didn't write that particular page..."

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So, what exactly is the WTF? You type your reply between the opening and closing tags.

Sorry, here's the link.

Re: the battery.

Wasn't it plainly obvious that it was set to power saving mode?? Obviously, the computer had been saving up power for when he took the batteries out. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

except for the being a java developer part....

some guy:

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So, what exactly is the WTF? You type your reply between the opening and closing tags.

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