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Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 10:21 • by Patrick (unregistered)
Someone likes Monty Python a bit too much up at Redmond.

Although it would go some way to explaining Vista...

(try 5)

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 10:53 • by Quicksilver
TRWTF is that they have not forbidden the letter "R" in passwords ...

Good to make sql injections harder! (no DROP, no FROM, no WHERE) ;-)

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 13:51 • by JB (unregistered)
Classic Monty Python in the IDE isn't a true WTF. That message is pure win!

Definitely seems like good motivation for QA: "I wonder if I can find a new allusion?"

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:01 • by SXL (unregistered)
We are the Knights who say "??????????????????????????" !

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:04 • by toth
302896 in reply to 302894
JB:
Classic Monty Python in the IDE isn't a true WTF. That message is pure win!

Definitely seems like good motivation for QA: "I wonder if I can find a new allusion?"


I don't think the error was thrown by the IDE but by the .NET Reflector, as the IDE was starting up. I could be wrong, though.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:04 • by Chris Tavares (unregistered)
That message box was from Reflector, a 3rd party addin, not from Visual Studio. We do some silly stuff here in Redmond, but we can't take credit for that one.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:09 • by frits
Firefox-Making the impossible possible.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:21 • by Andrew (unregistered)
Was I the only one who read the error message in his head using Michael Palin's voice?

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:21 • by Re:Me (unregistered)
302905 in reply to 302893
Quicksilver:
TRWTF is that they have not forbidden the letter "R" in passwords ...

Good to make sql injections harder! (no DROP, no FROM, no WHERE) ;-)



Yes, Since the “R” can be used for evil, we should ban all use of the “R”.
You would make a great legislator.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:27 • by dtobias
302907 in reply to 302904
Andrew:
Was I the only one who read the error message in his head using Michael Palin's voice?


Beats Sarah Palin.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:36 • by forgottenlord (unregistered)
Church of Microsoft (blessings upon the almighty Bill) seems to be thriving

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:41 • by toth
302910 in reply to 302907
dtobias:
Andrew:
Was I the only one who read the error message in his head using Michael Palin's voice?


Beats Sarah Palin.


Who does that? Todd?

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:43 • by Pbutting Gas in Clbutt (unregistered)
Reinier:
"I got this message when I inserted my Sandisk USB drive. I'm not quite sure what it wants me to do."

Well obviously you're supposed to close the door on your USB drive. In fact, you might want to try slamming a door on it a few times. It would probably make you feel better at least.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:52 • by Dakkon (unregistered)
There are actualyy three new countries on the list:
""
"1/10/08"
"10/30/08"

I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:54 • by Anonymous (unregistered)
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Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:55 • by Ken (unregistered)
The Visual Studio biblical "quote" is a clever variation on an old Monty Python skit.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 14:58 • by md5sum
Dude, Alex, comments on a blog aren't that complex, fix this damn thing... thedailywtf.com comment system is TRWTF... For this comment system, you should buy at LEAST a 5,000 SLoC BCO. This comment posting system is an undue inconvenience to billions of electrons.

(try 743, DETERMINATION FTW!)

Addendum (2010-03-19 15:10):
And somehow after so many attempts to submit a comment, I forgot to include it...:

At least some people at Red Gate have a great sense of humor...

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:05 • by Bobble (unregistered)
302917 in reply to 302913
Dakkon:
There are actualyy three new countries on the list:
""
"1/10/08"
"10/30/08"

I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".


Do they speak English in ""?

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:11 • by sirlewk (unregistered)
302919 in reply to 302917
Bobble:
Dakkon:
There are actualyy three new countries on the list:
""
"1/10/08"
"10/30/08"

I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".


Do they speak English in ""?


What?

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:15 • by dpm
Minimal length of secret should be 37458368 characters.
Better start typing --- at the rate of ten keystrokes per second, it will take just over 43 days of non-stop activity to enter a valid password.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:18 • by Kef Schecter (unregistered)
302921 in reply to 302913
Dakkon:
I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".


"'' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in ''?"

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:18 • by md5sum
302922 in reply to 302919
sirlewk:
Bobble:
Dakkon:
There are actually three new countries on the list:
""
"1/10/08"
"10/30/08"

I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".


Do they speak English in ""?


What?


No, they speak ""-ish in "".

The following paragraph is an example of ""-ish:







Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:19 • by Kef Schecter (unregistered)
Dang. I shoulda known you guys would beat me to it.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:19 • by PeriSoft
Everyone repeat to yourselves: "I can't be Insecure without 'I'."

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:20 • by ExCtf (unregistered)
I've confirmed with a friend that the VS 2010 message is a funny bit from Monty Python the RedGate folks added to their .Net Reflector extension for VS 2010...an Easter Egg of sorts!

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:25 • by WhiskeyJack
FIST????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


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Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:27 • by Ocson (unregistered)
I bet 1/10/08 made an awesome vacation spot a couple of years ago.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:30 • by md5sum
302929 in reply to 302928
Ocson:
I bet 1/10/08 made an awesome vacation spot a couple of years ago.


Although it was a bit cold, it was better than 10/30/08... that was just miserable and rainy the whole time I was there...

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:34 • by Anon (unregistered)
302931 in reply to 302915
Ken:
The Visual Studio biblical "quote" is a clever variation on an old Monty Python skit.


Python? Yes
Clever? Not really.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:46 • by J (unregistered)
The real WTF is that nobody ever writes down the Monty Python quote correctly.

They always either write "being not in my sight" or "being naughty in my sight".

The correct phrase is "being naught in my sight".

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 15:47 • by Abott (unregistered)
302933 in reply to 302913
Dakkon:
There are actualyy three new countries on the list:
""
"1/10/08"
"10/30/08"

I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".

Who?

He's our first baseman.
Oh where's he from?

CAPTCHA: vulputate: is that even LEGAL in most states?

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 16:02 • by some random dude (unregistered)
It's funny how the tone changes dramatically with "Five is right out." Thou shalt use one tone uniformly.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 16:04 • by ContraCorners
302935 in reply to 302915
Ken:
The Visual Studio biblical "quote" is a clever variation on an old Monty Python skit.

hmmmm... there must be a new definition of the word "clever."

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 16:04 • by Tim (unregistered)
302936 in reply to 302932
J:
The real WTF is that nobody ever writes down the Monty Python quote correctly.

They always either write "being not in my sight" or "being naughty in my sight".

The correct phrase is "being naught in my sight".


Are you sure about that? (See the clip.) It sure sounds like "naughty" to me. It's funnier that way too.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 16:05 • by Evil Code Monkey (unregistered)
That "no I in the 3rd position" policy should be adapted for comments here. Would reduce the "FRIST!!1!" comments anyhow.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 16:06 • by ContraCorners
302939 in reply to 302922
md5sum:
sirlewk:
Bobble:
Dakkon:
There are actually three new countries on the list:
""
"1/10/08"
"10/30/08"

I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".


Do they speak English in ""?


What?


No, they speak ""-ish in "".

The following paragraph is an example of ""-ish:








Comments with the word " " in them are not supported. Please choose a different comment.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 16:15 • by RandomUser423667 (unregistered)
302940 in reply to 302892
Patrick:
Someone likes Monty Python a bit too much up at Redmond.
As others have pointed out, looks like the message is from Reflector, so you mean Cambridge. Which explains, "why Monty Python?" better than, "some random fan."

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 16:19 • by Callin
Comments with a character in the first position are not supported. Please choose a different comment while Alex works on a fix.

That should be the new error message.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 16:21 • by Silverdog (unregistered)
The pixelated portion of the check:

Six thousand three hundred sixty dollars only --- 6360.00

272542 000229000

I may have missed a character or two, but the above is close enough to correct to make me wonder why anyone bothered to pixelate the image at all.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 17:03 • by MRAB (unregistered)
302944 in reply to 302936
Tim:
J:
The real WTF is that nobody ever writes down the Monty Python quote correctly.

They always either write "being not in my sight" or "being naughty in my sight".

The correct phrase is "being naught in my sight".


Are you sure about that? (See the clip.) It sure sounds like "naughty" to me. It's funnier that way too.


No, it's definitely "naught" (or maybe "nought").

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 17:20 • by Quirkafleeg (unregistered)
302945 in reply to 302944
MRAB:
Tim:
J:
The correct phrase is "being naught in my sight".
Are you sure about that? (See the clip.) It sure sounds like "naughty" to me. It's funnier that way too.
No, it's definitely "naught" (or maybe "nought").
No, it's definitely “naughty”. Listen carefully; you'll hear two distinct but similar sounds between the ‘t’ and the ‘n’.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 17:27 • by J (unregistered)
302946 in reply to 302945
Quirkafleeg:
MRAB:
Tim:
J:
The correct phrase is "being naught in my sight".
Are you sure about that? (See the clip.) It sure sounds like "naughty" to me. It's funnier that way too.
No, it's definitely "naught" (or maybe "nought").
No, it's definitely “naughty”. Listen carefully; you'll hear two distinct but similar sounds between the ‘t’ and the ‘n’.


I can see the case for 'naughty'. If you were to write out exactly what he says phonetically, it would sound like "not yin...". There is a bit of a 'y' sound, but it doesn't get its own syllable. Any chance somebody has a link to the official script (or a genuine copy of the book of armnaments)?

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 17:38 • by Bob (unregistered)
302948 in reply to 302907
Who wouldn't like to beat her? I jest! I jest!

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 18:06 • by Maurits
302949 in reply to 302905
Re:Me:
we should ban all use of the “R”.
You would make a great legislator.


We could call it the "Kiss your 'R's Goodbye" bill.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 18:11 • by Quirkafleeg (unregistered)
302950 in reply to 302946
J:
Quirkafleeg:
MRAB:
Tim:
J:
The correct phrase is "being naught in my sight".
Are you sure about that? (See the clip.) It sure sounds like "naughty" to me. It's funnier that way too.
No, it's definitely "naught" (or maybe "nought").
No, it's definitely “naughty”. Listen carefully; you'll hear two distinct but similar sounds between the ‘t’ and the ‘n’.
I can see the case for 'naughty'. If you were to write out exactly what he says phonetically, it would sound like "not yin...".
Not really.
There is a bit of a 'y' sound, but it doesn't get its own syllable.
It sounds very much like it does to me; and there's a lot more of a ‘y’ sound than there is of the following ‘i’ sound. (And, because of the BBC, I've heard plenty of that sort of accent.)
Any chance somebody has a link to the official script (or a genuine copy of the book of armaments)?
If it's an online resource, then yes. Until such shows up, though, will this do?

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 18:16 • by Quirkafleeg (unregistered)
302951 in reply to 302949
Maurits:
Re:Me:
we should ban all use of the “R”.
You would make a great legislator.
We could call it the "Kiss your 'R's Goodbye" bill.
Not a pwoblem. We alweady have a way awound that.

Anyway… do we have a Bwian here?

Captcha: Iusto use the lette ‘r’, but they banned it.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 18:19 • by danixdefcon5
302952 in reply to 302919
sirlewk:
Bobble:
Dakkon:
There are actualyy three new countries on the list:
""
"1/10/08"
"10/30/08"

I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".


Do they speak English in ""?


What?

ENGLISH M****RF****ER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 18:33 • by ideo (unregistered)
302953 in reply to 302905
Re:Me:
Quicksilver:
TRWTF is that they have not forbidden the letter "R" in passwords ...

Good to make sql injections harder! (no DROP, no FROM, no WHERE) ;-)



Yes, Since the “R” can be used for evil, we should ban all use of the “R”.
You would make a great legislator.
*yawn*... Whoooosh!, ...blah blah blah, Sarcasm calibration..., TROLL ALERT!, etc....

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 18:33 • by sino (unregistered)
302954 in reply to 302910
toth:
dtobias:
Andrew:
Was I the only one who read the error message in his head using Michael Palin's voice?


Beats Sarah Palin.


Who does that? Todd?
Winful.

Re: Password Perplexity

2010-03-19 18:36 • by quisling (unregistered)
302955 in reply to 302922
md5sum:
sirlewk:
Bobble:
Dakkon:
There are actually three new countries on the list:
""
"1/10/08"
"10/30/08"

I can only imagine the awkward silence when someone asks a "" citizen "What country are you from?".


Do they speak English in ""?


What?


No, they speak ""-ish in "".

The following paragraph is an example of ""-ish:







Oh !@^&#$%^#%! That's a virus written in the dreaded whitespace language! NOBODY COMPILE THIS COMMENT!!1!

RAMIREZ! COMPILE THAT COMMENT!1!!
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