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When you've got a ho-speed laser jet Print it like it's hot Print it like it's hot Print it like it's hot When your toner's running somewhat low Swap it like it's hot Swap it like it's hot Swap it like it's hot And if a [word from the original song that I really shouldn't use since I'm white] gets a paper jam Clear it like it's hot Clear it like it's hot Clear it like it's hot [expand full text]
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Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:04 • by PAG (unregistered)
lol, does this means it's a wicked fast USB or a slow poke USB?? hmmm.....makes me ponder......

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:08 • by Slyer (unregistered)
Slow day eh? :P
- Tastey

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:10 • by Winter (unregistered)
139712 in reply to 139710
Plus it's an inkjet not a laser jet :p

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:14 • by Someone (unregistered)
Pay attention, ladies and gentlemen. This is what is colloquially referred to as a "new low."

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:29 • by thecatisdead (unregistered)
meh

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:33 • by upper branch
Today's Error'd is a one-key typo?

Impressively lame.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:34 • by WillP (unregistered)
Kind of weak... "ho" would pass a spell checker and the "i" key is right next to the "o" key.

We have seen better.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:37 • by chris (unregistered)
oh man delete this post. we promise not to complain about classic TDWTFs.


captcha: LIMEY

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:38 • by PSWorx
Sorry, have to agree... And please, um ... don't do that song thing again o.O

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:43 • by Jojosh_the_Pi
I thought it was a'ight. It may be one keystroke, but it drastically changed the meaning.

The problem is that as we've been exposed to so many of these, the threshold for entertainment gets placed higher and higher.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:45 • by Vischar
I actually liked this post somewhat =)...

I'm just wondering how long it will be before this post turns racists... or references a nazism.... I'm gonna guess 45 response... =)

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:52 • by Foo (unregistered)
139728 in reply to 139726
Since nazism is racism, we could kill 2 birds...

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Happy now? :-)

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:53 • by Michael (unregistered)
139729 in reply to 139726
Vischar:
I actually liked this post somewhat =)...

I'm just wondering how long it will be before this post turns racists... or references a nazism.... I'm gonna guess 45 response... =)


Who needs racism and nazis when you can reminisce about the days when we had only one article a day? Or about how _______ is the Real WTF, or complain about people posting "CAPTCHA: tacos"?

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:56 • by Dictionary.com (unregistered)
139730 in reply to 139713
Someone:
Pay attention, ladies and gentlemen. This is what is colloquially referred to as a "new low."


Wrong word buddy

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:58 • by AbbydonKrafts
139731 in reply to 139719
upper branch:
Today's Error'd is a one-key typo?

Impressively lame.


Agreed. One-key typos definitely indicate an honest mistake. That doesn't make it a "curious perversion".

Definitely must be a slow day.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 11:58 • by Eduardo (unregistered)
Worst... WTF... ever.

I half-expected a picture of "Poochy" at the bottom of the article.

CAPTCHA: cognac - Sounds good about now.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:01 • by Mike Daniels (unregistered)
Oh man! Typos are hilarious!! Keep up the great work!!!

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:07 • by Nelle (unregistered)
139734 in reply to 139733
Mike Daniels:
Oh man! Typos are hilarious!! Keep up the great work!!!


I wonder what comes next ?


Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:08 • by Anonymus (unregistered)
I'm bringing nerdy back.
Yeah all you newbies don't know how to hack.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:22 • by CB (unregistered)
I lol'd :D

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:23 • by Rafael (unregistered)
That was rubbish.

And what is the logic behind people posting what their captcha was?

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:28 • by Vischar
139740 in reply to 139733
Mike Daniels:
Oh man! Typos are hilarious!! Keep up the great work!!!



You forgot your <sarcasm> tag... You are going to confuse people...

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:39 • by joomama (unregistered)
139741 in reply to 139719
upper branch:
Today's Error'd is a one-key typo?

Impressively lame.


No kidding. Ooooh some data entry person's finger slipped <b>ONE</b> key over! The world shall now stop turning.. geez. Now if it was "He-speed" or "Ha-speed" that would be more impressive (wrong hand even).

Hey I have an idea.. there should be a week of off by one errors from college programming assignments. Yeah, that would be exciting. "Haha, look he's trying to read beyond the array!"

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:39 • by Otterdam
139742 in reply to 139738
It may not have been a WTF but it was still reasonably fun.

Rafael:
And what is the logic behind people posting what their captcha was?

Presumably to prove they have more braincells than a spambot. But only one spambot, mind you...

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:46 • by th0mas
Screw the haters! This was probably one of the funniest editorial-additives I've read on this site. I loved it.

everyone else get your fork outta your ass!

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 12:47 • by The Real WTF
This is supposed to be a WTF?

I think I just died a little inside.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:03 • by !Pony (unregistered)
Listen up!

Just accept that this is funny and remember this is from the Error'd column which, as I recall, features errors found on the Interweb.

You're all just jealous because you don't have a Ho-speed USB printer.

Oh and tying in Snoop with technology. Priceless. Friggin' Priceless. Please, stop with the hating.

Danke.

PS - on a plus, my turing thing was "onomatopeia" - that's friggin' sweet!

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:19 • by Don Imus (unregistered)
Great. You found out that I work at CDW. Guess it's back to the unemployment line for me.

CAPTCHA: ninjas

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:20 • by z (unregistered)
riflmao

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:22 • by AbbydonKrafts
139752 in reply to 139750
Don Imus:
Great. You found out that I work at CDW. Guess it's back to the unemployment line for me.

CAPTCHA: ninjas


Couldn't figure out where to slip "nappy" in there?

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:22 • by Seth (unregistered)
A one-character type isn't a huge WTF, but I got a chuckle out of the editorial.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:30 • by RaveBomb (unregistered)
That's brilliant.

We had a user ticket that asked us to "fux it". The hilarity of that ticket still sticks with our team.

I'd suggest that you ignore the haters out there, and start a new night club for geeks.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:35 • by bobday
Lot of honkies here...

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:38 • by ParkinT
This brings to mind an advertisement I saw many years ago in a newspaper. It was full-page and color (which was extremely expensive at that time) and had a small disclaimer at the bottom which read:

We are not responsible for tipographical errors

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:39 • by JB (unregistered)
139759 in reply to 139749
!Pony:
Listen up!

Just accept that this is funny

That would be easier to do if it were... you know... funny.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:40 • by poochner
139760 in reply to 139757
bobday:
Lot of honkies here...

At least where I'm from, the polite term is "cracker."

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 13:47 • by WhoCares (unregistered)
Loved it! Beauty in simplicity.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:07 • by Steve (unregistered)
Gosh, a typo on a web page.

That surely is Worse Than Failure.

Y'know, sometimes if you don't have anything to say, the best thing is simply not to say it.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:12 • by Redfame (unregistered)
Good thing they are done grading the entries for the contest so that we can get great posts like this.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:15 • by PeriSoft (unregistered)
Damn! Why you niggas gotta be hatin' an' shit? Brotha spend his VAL-uable time write an article, and you dissin' mothafuckas got no love!

Shit!

I'll tell y'all - where I come from, mamma'd whup yo ass so hard you be shittin' teeth for a week. I don't got a clue what that shit means but I know it bad! Damn!

Shit! Damn!

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:28 • by rjnewton
139771 in reply to 139750
Don Imus:
Great. You found out that I work at CDW. Guess it's back to the unemployment line for me.

CAPTCHA: ninjas


Great! The OP took awhile--I mistook the pic for one of the usual display ads, but you definitely pulled it all together.

Oh...and good luck on the job hunt, Don. I hear there's a shortage of dishwashers for BBQ joints.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:35 • by Anonymous Coward (unregistered)
139772 in reply to 139726
Vischar:
I actually liked this post somewhat =)...

I'm just wondering how long it will be before this post turns racists... or references a nazism.... I'm gonna guess 45 response... =)


Ah yes, Godwin's Law
XKCD Comic
Wikipedia Entry

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:37 • by Anonymous (unregistered)
139773 in reply to 139713
Someone:
Pay attention, ladies and gentlemen. This is what is colloquially referred to as a "new low."


Meh. Puerile though it may be, it made me snicker.

It's even funnier now, since that's only two or three tracks down in the playlist.

True nerd desperately needs your attention

2007-06-01 14:41 • by Leif Arne Storset (unregistered)
Somebody care to help a TRUE NERD™ who has no clue whatsoever which song Jake Vinson was parodying?

..so I can find out which (presumably Ebonic) word he was prevented from using.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:42 • by hidas (unregistered)
i lolled ^^

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:46 • by Anonymous (unregistered)
The only possible post that would be a worse WTF is if a CodeSOD showed that a developer accidently typed #B0B0B9 instead of #B0B0B0 for the color of text in an HTML page.

:-/

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 14:48 • by AnonCoder (unregistered)
Data Entry Clerk in Typo Shocker!

In other news, the Sun came up this morning.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 15:09 • by John Doe (unregistered)
Santa will definitely replace some li-speed elves when he sees this...

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 15:14 • by capnPedro
139781 in reply to 139774
Leif Arne Storset:
Somebody care to help a TRUE NERD™ who has no clue whatsoever which song Jake Vinson was parodying?

..so I can find out which (presumably Ebonic) word he was prevented from using.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_It_Like_It%E2%80%99s_Hot


Biotches betta stop hatin'. Dis Error'd shows the WTF crew is gangsta fo' shizzle and they might just pop a cap in yo ass if you be dissin'.

Re: Print It Like It's Hot

2007-06-01 15:37 • by rjnewton
139785 in reply to 139767
Steve:
...
Y'know, sometimes if you don't have anything to say, the best thing is simply not to say it.


Good point. Please take it.
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