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bcs:

Will someone who speaks Finish explain Erkki Laite's submission?

moz:

The answer to Willy's question is, of course, "Yes".

your family?s medical history

ceiswyn:

Of course, Andrew's real issue was the time travel. Either that or that screenshot has been sitting in TDWTF's inbox since last February...

bcs:

Will someone who speaks Finnish explain Erkki Laite's submission?

Ralph:

your family?s medical history

There?s your RWTF. They?re using Micro?oft trapware to create text that needs to be platform agnostic.

bcs:

Will someone who speaks Finnish explain Erkki Laite's submission?

Boog, I Am Your Father! (aka Behold The Return Of Zunesis!)!:

Ralph:

your family?s medical history

There?s your RWTF. They?re using Micro?oft trapware to create text that needs to be platform agnostic.

???

I thought trapware was something that made it easy to conceal a penis.

Mr Keith:

"Please help us improve this page by answering one question"

There's no WTF, unless upon clicking "yes", you get a second question. If you choose either yes or no, you may have helped (off the top of my head, by increasing hit count of the tracking widget, thus boosting advertising or other metrics; maybe there is some other thing that answering this question helps with), and it's internally consistent.

captcha nulla = Holla at my %SQL_TEXT family!

Boog, I Am Your Father! (aka Behold The Return Of Zunesis!)!:

Boog, I Am Your Father! (aka Behold The Return Of Zunesis!)!:

Ralph:

your family?s medical history

There?s your RWTF. They?re using Micro?oft trapware to create text that needs to be platform agnostic.

???

I thought trapware was something that made it easy to conceal a penis.

I recommend Johnson/No Johnson's adjustable on-the-fly Crouching Tranny, Hidden Dick line of trapwear undergarments. You don't have to be "in disguise" in them all day, but you just never know when they'll come in handy.

Sometimes I use it when I feel like approaching women, or just using the ladies' room. Or when trying to catch a muff diver. Only when they realize where it's going do you see a bigger look of shock!

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E. Laite:

About Turun Sanomat, it's a job add. For Respecta, respecta.fi also offers site In English for those who are intrested...

bcs:

Will someone who speaks Finish explain Erkki Laite's submission?

Respecta is Finland's largest provider of products and services to support human productivity and mobility. Respecta provides services at its own offices at 8 locations, as well as by appointment in rehabilitation centers, health centers and hospitals at over 30 locations. Respecta has around 200 employees, and its revenue in year 2010 was over 30 million euros. Respecta is owned by the Invalid Foundation and the Health Fund. www.respecta.fi

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Carl:

ceiswyn:

Of course, Andrew's real issue was the time travel. Either that or that screenshot has been sitting in TDWTF's inbox since last February...

Yup, you figured it out. Despite the inability to come up with daily WTFs, Alex is sitting on a lengthy backlog of submitted material. For example, I've submitted the following unseen gems:

* A screen shot of my laptop simultaneously showing 17 minutes and over 10 hours of battery life remaining, vaguely similar to today's time sync WTF.

* A picture of my cell phone displaying two different times, remarkably similar to today's time sync WTF.

* A scan of my receipt from a national restaurant chain in which the randomly generated "enter this on our website" code soundly curses me out.

But nooooooo...

I guess the world just has too much WTF for even Alex to stomach.

Jeff:

My captcha is "Letatio". I'm not sure what that is, but I think I will enjoy it.

Matt Westwood:

bcs:

Will someone who speaks Finnish explain Erkki Laite's submission?

FTFY. How fucking illiterate.

Ralph:

your family?s medical history

There?s your RWTF. They?re using Micro?oft crapware to create text that needs to be platform agnostic.

ekolis:

My friend Bobby has a bad case of %_SQL_TEXT...

Silverhill:

Matt Westwood:

bcs:

Will someone who speaks Finnish explain Erkki Laite's submission?

FTFY. How fucking illiterate.

Yes, the Internet would surely have ground to a halt if you hadn't fixed that negligible typo. We bow at your feet, O Perspicacious One. ["We're not worthy!"]


-1 Intarwebz to you.

Mr Keith:

"Please help us improve this page by answering one question"

There's no WTF, unless upon clicking "yes", you get a second question.

DaveK:

Mr Keith:

"Please help us improve this page by answering one question"

There's no WTF, unless upon clicking "yes", you get a second question.

So that's not "answering one question" then, is it?

obsa:

To be fair, the IKEA download is only 127.29 TB. Paltry, really.

Jeff:

The clock sync issue on Android happens sometimes. The clock in the notification bar is part of the android system, but the clock on the desktop is a widget. If RAM is running low, applications get kicked out of RAM, and that can include widgets. Usually, in that case, they just won't update, and time will "freeze" for the widget.

What's weird in that case is that the widget seems to be AHEAD of the system clock. Or it's almost a full day behind - which might actually be the more likely occurance.

The real WTF is that people need a giant clock widget on their desktop when the time is already prominantly displayed on the top bar ALL THE TIME.

My captcha is "Letatio". I'm not sure what that is, but I think I will enjoy it.

Luiz Felipe:

Jeff:

The clock sync issue on Android happens sometimes. The clock in the notification bar is part of the android system, but the clock on the desktop is a widget. If RAM is running low, applications get kicked out of RAM, and that can include widgets. Usually, in that case, they just won't update, and time will "freeze" for the widget.

What's weird in that case is that the widget seems to be AHEAD of the system clock. Or it's almost a full day behind - which might actually be the more likely occurance.

The real WTF is that people need a giant clock widget on their desktop when the time is already prominantly displayed on the top bar ALL THE TIME.

My captcha is "Letatio". I'm not sure what that is, but I think I will enjoy it.

Except when you are driving and need to know the time. Then the giant clock is much better and faster.

Matt Westwood:

In most civilised nations it's illegal to use a mobile phone while driving for the same blindingly obvious reasons that it's illegal to drive while under the influence of alcohol, or to exceed the speed limit. Certain other supposedly civilised nations, of course, contain significant more-or-less influential sections of the population who consider such traffic regulations to be an interference in their personal freedom to be complete arseholes. As a consequence the percentage of people who die in traffic accidents is higher in such nations (excellent, say I, less of those fucking arseholes in the world) than those whose populations are (in general) saner and more mature.

Matt Westwood:

So who hasn't got a clock on the dashboard of their car?

Matt Westwood:

In most civilised nations it's illegal to use a mobile phone while driving for the same blindingly obvious reasons that it's illegal to drive while under the influence of alcohol, or to exceed the speed limit.

geek:

http://www.t1shopper.com/tools/calculate/file-size/result/?size=1067779576&unit=megabytes

gives what I also calculate, just over 1 pb