As much as I hate the stereotype of the antisocial basement-dwelling computer nerd, I can't deny that I'm an antisocial basement-dwelling computer nerd. While I'm not a fan of being outside, where I could encounter (ugh) people, I'm also missing a bunch of real-world error'ds!

David R. witnessed firsthand a "Staten Island Ferry Boot Disaster." (His words.)

Vlad V. doesn't understand these jive-talkin' hip names for trendy restaurants.

Gene S. wisely chose "No thanks."

Mark B. was surprised to see this after swiping his card: