One of the greatest things about Chinese food*, aside from those sugar-coated deep-fried donut things they serve at dinner, are the fortune cookies. Really, who doesn't love those fairly cryptic and often nonsensical messages, especially after gorging on deep-fried goodness (and rice)? I can only imagine the joy that Charles Hanon must have in his job with MatWroX, some PBX management software developed by the same folks who make those fortune cookies ...

This is how MatWroX lets you know that you're connected to the PBX ...

And to think that all this time I was choosing the "Edit" option for "Add-In" ...

I've always wondered how to reveal the true meaning of a button ...

Wait ... so what do I have do to be famous?

Actually, this next one makes perfect sense to me ...

It wants to change ... just as soon as it rubs the lotion on ...

Yes, that's right, I *am* useful ...

 

 

* I should mention that I mean real Chinese food, not that non-deep-fried stuff they serve over in China. You know what I'm talking about, General Tso's Chicken, Egg Foo Yung, egg rolls -- the good stuff.