To think, if Ash had spent infinity hours playing the original EverQuest instead of Warcraft, Ash would be close to level 25 by now.
(submitted by Jason M.)
Sorry, but I can't print what happens on the fourth night at the Sheraton here, but trust me — it's amazing.
(submitted by Matt D.)
Good news from C. P. — VLOS 1.2.1 is out as of the 30th of Megajune.
Dear Microsoft, please give me a horizontal scrollbar. Love, an anonymous WTF reader.
"Best watch your back, kid. Sh-t just got real."
(submitted by Earle C.)