"I don't remember March of the Penguins being violent," wrote Sam C, "what does Netflix know that I don't?"

 

"I don't seem to have that key on my keyboard," notes Andy.

 

"I was disappointed that I didn't qualify to be disqualified for jury duty," writes Grant Root, "I'm only spending the year dead for tax purposes."

 

"A certain medical website offered me a chance to fill out this survey," writes Jared

 

"I received this in Russia," writes Alexey, "I guess they didn't know about encodings."

 

Berek spotted this at Wal*Mart. The $0.21 seemed worth the 400% size increase.

 

"This program failed to fix my corrupted Word document," Duck M writes, "it did, however, take my mind to a whole new level of metaphysical thinking."

 

"This happened while trying to select some rows in pgAdmin," writes Jason, "clearly I didn't select 11,984,272 rows."

 

Brent is pretty sure this dialog is lying to him.