"I don't remember March of the Penguins being violent," wrote Sam C, "what does Netflix know that I don't?"
"I don't seem to have that key on my keyboard," notes Andy.
"I was disappointed that I didn't qualify to be disqualified for jury duty," writes Grant Root, "I'm only spending the year dead for tax purposes."
"A certain medical website offered me a chance to fill out this survey," writes Jared
"I received this in Russia," writes Alexey, "I guess they didn't know about encodings."
Berek spotted this at Wal*Mart. The $0.21 seemed worth the 400% size increase.
"This program failed to fix my corrupted Word document," Duck M writes, "it did, however, take my mind to a whole new level of metaphysical thinking."
"This happened while trying to select some rows in pgAdmin," writes Jason, "clearly I didn't select 11,984,272 rows."
Brent is pretty sure this dialog is lying to him.