• None (unregistered)

    "No comments have been added yet"? HOW??!?

  • Steve The Cynic (cs) in reply to None
    None:
    "No comments have been added yet"? HOW??!?
    Didn't say that for me...
  • Err (unregistered)

    Forgot the word for it: Frist?

  • mott555 (cs)

    TRWTF is the graphics driver that says "Can't find requested string." Not Windows' fault.

  • Jellineck (unregistered) in reply to mott555
    mott555:
    TRWTF is the graphics driver that says "Can't find requested string." Not Windows' fault.

    Everybody knows that if an application has an error, you blame the operating system. Apple figured that out a while ago.

  • Will D Beast (unregistered) in reply to Jellineck

    So problems with Flash on a Mac are Apple's fault?

  • Nagesh (cs)

    Counter reset issue with flight mile. I am fixing code like that in our production live code base.

  • Mike (unregistered) in reply to Jellineck
    Jellineck:
    mott555:
    TRWTF is the graphics driver that says "Can't find requested string." Not Windows' fault.

    Everybody knows that if an application has an error, you blame the operating system. Apple figured that out a while ago.

    Except with Apple it is the other way round

  • Mitt (unregistered)

    See? I told you if Obamacare was upheld we would see rampant inflation. You should be thankful you can still get Heatwave Red for just $10,029 useless American paper. You know where Red comes from, don't you?

    CHIIIIII--NAAAA!

  • coward (unregistered)

    TRWTF is that the brick beneath the vine hasn't been hit.

  • Nagesh (cs)

    Knowledge of registry, using the following keys: HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT*\shellex\ContextMenuHandlers HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shellex\ContextMenuHandlers HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Folder\shell HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Folder\shellex\ContextMenuHandlers HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\file\ShellEx\ContextMenuHandlers HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Drive\shell HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Drive\shellex\ContextMenuHandlers

    it is possible to fake any menu on the mouse right click action.

    Love, Nagesh.

  • Carl (unregistered)
    1. Order 6,214,600 Slide Brackets.

    2. Yes, go ahead and let them charge $9,259,754 (plus an incidental shipping and handling fee) to your credit card.

    3. Receive nine million dollars worth of Slide Brackets.

    4. Dispute the charge with your credit card company. There's no way anybody would want nine million dollars worth of Slide Brackets. Must be a computer error.

    5. Get the nine million dollar charge reversed.

    6. Sell nine million dollars worth of Slide Brackets for a mere five or six million.

    7. Profit!

    8. The world is now a better place because some idiot at Slide-Brackets-R-Us will never work near a computer again as long as he lives.

  • Nagesh (cs) in reply to Mitt
    Mitt:
    See? I told you if Obamacare was upheld we would see rampant inflation. You should be thankful you can still get Heatwave Red for just $10,029 useless American paper. You know where Red comes from, don't you?

    CHIIIIII--NAAAA!

    From what we read in times of india, everything in US, except for car come from China.

  • Matt (unregistered)

    I know about left just and right just values but WTF is an unjust value?

  • Anonymous (unregistered)

    Am I the only one that is jealous of Ryan's desktop background?

  • Nagesh (unregistered)

    I ain't seeing problem with

  • Test (unregistered)

    My witty post keeps getting rejected. So I'm posting this stupid stuff to test whether the site only likes stupid stuff.

  • np (unregistered)

    Do you get those miles travelled for your frequent flyers? If so, I'd take the 36k miles. It would get me just a little closer to actually getting a flight out of it (can't say free flight as I'd have to pay for fuel and taxes and now that is like 70% of the cost).

  • $$ERR:get_name_fail (unregistered)
    "I guess Windows can't find the requested string? And no, it doesn't do anything."
    That's what you HOPE after you clicked on it.
  • Some Damn Yank (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Counter reset issue with flight mile. I am fixing code like that in our production live code base.
    Yes, because that's so much more efficient than fixing it in your development code base, then testing it in your test code base, and then putting the fixes in your production code base.
  • $$ERR:get_name_fail (unregistered) in reply to Carl
    Carl:
    1. Order 6,214,600 Slide Brackets.
    1. Yes, go ahead and let them charge $9,259,754 (plus an incidental shipping and handling fee) to your credit card.

    2. Receive nine million dollars worth of Slide Brackets.

    3. Dispute the charge with your credit card company. There's no way anybody would want nine million dollars worth of Slide Brackets. Must be a computer error.

    4. Get the nine million dollar charge reversed.

    5. Sell nine million dollars worth of Slide Brackets for a mere five or six million.

    6. Profit!

    7. The world is now a better place because some idiot at Slide-Brackets-R-Us will never work near a computer again as long as he lives.

  • get prosecuted for fraud and handling of stolen goods. Because when you sell them instead of returning them, you definitely wanted to have them.