• நாகேஷ் (unregistered) in reply to Anno
    Anno:
    So... this site really doesn't have any moderators, does it? What's the point of a comments thread when almost no one has anything to say on the subject of the post and spammers/trolls are allowed to run free?
    "Concerned passerby", eh? I would love to hear your take on today's article, because you also said nothing. Why did you click on the comment page anyway?
  • The "Z-Guy" (unregistered) in reply to Anno
    Anno:
    So... this site really doesn't have any moderators, does it? What's the point of a comments thread when almost no one has anything to say on the subject of the post and spammers/trolls are allowed to run free?
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  • JayC (unregistered) in reply to Anno
    Anno:
    So... this site really doesn't have any moderators, does it? What's the point of a comments thread when almost no one has anything to say on the subject of the post and spammers/trolls are allowed to run free?

    We come for the trolling, and the occasional smart comment.

    Waitaminute.... I see what you did there, MetaTroll.

  • Ryan Fox (unregistered)

    In the Amazon screenshot, 1.57142857142857 is half of 22/7, a common approximation for pi.

  • Konstantin Lopyrev (unregistered)

    That page number is eerily close to half of PI. (1.57079632679490 versus 1.57142857142857

  • Math Major (unregistered)

    1.57 is almost half of pi. It's actually half of 22/7 which is a common approximation of pi

  • (cs) in reply to frits
    frits:
    no laughing matter:
    I may be tedious, repetitive and not funny, but i am certainly neither Bob nor any of his relatives (including sons and uncles)!
    Bob's your uncle!
    Congrats, you found the punchline!
  • (cs)

    He guys, did anyone of you notice that 1.57142857142857 is actually pretty close to PI/2?

  • (cs) in reply to no laughing matter
    no laughing matter:
    He guys, did anyone of you notice that 1.57142857142857 is actually pretty close to PI/2?
    I once ate half a pie, and let me assure you, it was no laughing matter.
  • The "Z-Guy" (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    no laughing matter:
    He guys, did anyone of you notice that 1.57142857142857 is actually pretty close to PI/2?
    I once ate half a pie, and let me assure you, it was no laughing matter.
    If it was mine, you would have gobbled up the whole thing with a giggle.

    I make the best cream.

  • (cs) in reply to நாகேஷ்

    Why do people continue to think that the moon has a permanent dark side? Could it be the reflection of their minds?

  • Dani (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    I undertake project in java, if you need help with homework, contact me.
    Where is the ban hammer around here?
  • Steve the Cynic (unregistered) in reply to Flash
    Flash:
    ...and this is how smart quotes are not that smart. The n in Rock 'n' Bowl is a contraction for the word and. So the deleted a and the deleted d must be replaced by apostrophes, not quotes. One could use U+0027 (apostrophe) or, better, U+2019 (right single quote). Every time a word processor applies quotes where apostrophes are required...a puppy is killed.

    This is so tedious. The "god kills a puppy" meme, again. Boring.

  • Steve the Cynic (unregistered) in reply to The "Z-Guy"
    The "Z-Guy":
    frits:
    no laughing matter:
    He guys, did anyone of you notice that 1.57142857142857 is actually pretty close to PI/2?
    I once ate half a pie, and let me assure you, it was no laughing matter.
    If it was mine, you would have gobbled up the whole thing with a giggle.

    I make the best cream.

    Here we have the pederasty meme, again, over and over and over.

  • (cs) in reply to SilentRunner
    SilentRunner:
    Why do people continue to think that the moon has a permanent dark side? Could it be the reflection of their minds?
    It's unseen, ergo must be dark. Right? Riiiight. Sigh.
  • The "Z-Guy" (unregistered) in reply to Steve the Cynic
    Steve the Cynic:
    The "Z-Guy":
    frits:
    no laughing matter:
    He guys, did anyone of you notice that 1.57142857142857 is actually pretty close to PI/2?
    I once ate half a pie, and let me assure you, it was no laughing matter.
    If it was mine, you would have gobbled up the whole thing with a giggle.

    I make the best cream.

    Here we have the pederasty meme, again, over and over and over.

    I don't see how that was pederasty. Do you know what pederasty is? Do you want to? Get your boy and a webcam and I'll walk you through it.

  • The "Z-Guy" (unregistered) in reply to Steve the Cynic
    Steve the Cynic:
    The "Z-Guy":
    frits:
    no laughing matter:
    He guys, did anyone of you notice that 1.57142857142857 is actually pretty close to PI/2?
    I once ate half a pie, and let me assure you, it was no laughing matter.
    If it was mine, you would have gobbled up the whole thing with a giggle.

    I make the best cream.

    Here we have the pederasty meme, again, over and over and over.

    And you also imply I'm limited to just pederasty. I pontificate on a plethora of life-changing subjects. Why do you feel the need to pigeon-hole me like this? Bestiality meme?

  • the beholder (unregistered) in reply to Steve the Cynic
    Steve the Cynic:
    The "Z-Guy":
    frits:
    no laughing matter:
    He guys, did anyone of you notice that 1.57142857142857 is actually pretty close to PI/2?
    I once ate half a pie, and let me assure you, it was no laughing matter.
    If it was mine, you would have gobbled up the whole thing with a giggle.

    I make the best cream.

    Here we have the pederasty meme, again, over and over and over.

    You're wrong. A meme is an attempt (frequently failing as you can see) at being funny, not at being purely annoying.

    I know the difference is subtle, but it's there.

  • (cs) in reply to The "Z-Guy"
    The "Z-Guy":
    Do you know what pederasty is? Do you want to? Get your boy and a webcam and I'll walk you through it.
    "Steve" is trying to make a clever joke. He thinks I'm a child. Putting others down makes him feel like a real man.

    Addendum (2011-10-21 14:20): Hey, did anyone notice we picked up a fake "Steve The Cynic" today?

  • The "Z-Guy" (unregistered) in reply to the beholder
    the beholder:
    Steve the Cynic:
    Here we have the pederasty meme, again, over and over and over.
    You're wrong. A meme is an attempt (frequently failing as you can see) at being funny, not at being purely annoying.
    Yikes! I didn't know I was so disliked. I guess when I started off, I (at least I) thought it was so funny, I'd fall out of my chair laughing, but now it's really just more of a habit.

    I think I need to get back to my roots* and divine new inspiration. Onward to a new era for Zunesis!

    *By reaching back into the origin of my birth.

  • vic (unregistered) in reply to Kuba
    Kuba:
    SilentRunner:
    Why do people continue to think that the moon has a permanent dark side? Could it be the reflection of their minds?
    It's unseen, ergo must be dark. Right? Riiiight. Sigh.

    When I was in junior high (around 1963), they showed a film narrated by Wernher von Braun about going to the moon to take pictures of the "dark side". The spaceship looped around the moon and they dropped flares so that they could take pictures. I asked the science teacher why they didn't just wait a week or two when it would be light. The teacher insisted that that wouldn't work because the "dark side" was always in darkness.

  • anonymouser (unregistered) in reply to Flash
    Flash:
    ...and this is how smart quotes are not that smart. The n in Rock 'n' Bowl is a contraction for the word and. So the deleted a and the deleted d must be replaced by apostrophes, not quotes. One could use U+0027 (apostrophe) or, better, U+2019 (right single quote). Every time a word processor applies quotes where apostrophes are required...a puppy is killed.

    That's just correlation, not causation. Puppies would be killed either way.

  • (cs) in reply to Dani
    Dani:
    Nagesh:
    I undertake project in java, if you need help with homework, contact me.
    Where is the ban hammer around here?
    How do you ban an unregistered user again?
  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    How do you ban an unregistered user again?
    By disabling unregistered posting, dur.
  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Dani:
    Nagesh:
    I undertake project in java, if you need help with homework, contact me.
    Where is the ban hammer around here?
    How do you ban an unregistered user again?
    Not 100% effective, but you can block an IP address.
  • He Who Is Not To Be Named (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Dani:
    Nagesh:
    I undertake project in java, if you need help with homework, contact me.
    Where is the ban hammer around here?
    How do you ban an unregistered user again?
    Don't be a H8R.
  • Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to frits
    frits:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Dani:
    Nagesh:
    I undertake project in java, if you need help with homework, contact me.
    Where is the ban hammer around here?
    How do you ban an unregistered user again?
    Not 100% effective, but you can block an IP address.
    Alex is not updating CAPTCHAs in years. Much doubt if he would ban ip.
  • (cs) in reply to frits
    frits:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Dani:
    Nagesh:
    I undertake project in java, if you need help with homework, contact me.
    Where is the ban hammer around here?
    How do you ban an unregistered user again?
    Not 100% effective, but you can block an IP address.
    I knew that, but the question was meant to be more rhetorical.

    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...

  • The "Z-Guy" (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...
    You're right, I do just scroll past Nagesh. I've suggested this to you I can't count how many times. So you're finally catching on, despite being a little... sssllllloooowwwww, eh?
  • (cs) in reply to vic
    vic:
    Kuba:
    SilentRunner:
    Why do people continue to think that the moon has a permanent dark side? Could it be the reflection of their minds?
    It's unseen, ergo must be dark. Right? Riiiight. Sigh.

    When I was in junior high (around 1963), they showed a film narrated by Wernher von Braun about going to the moon to take pictures of the "dark side". The spaceship looped around the moon and they dropped flares so that they could take pictures. I asked the science teacher why they didn't just wait a week or two when it would be light. The teacher insisted that that wouldn't work because the "dark side" was always in darkness.

    I had a teacher who was equally thick as pigshit. I pointed out that I had read somewhere that the Earth was round, and she led the entire class in laughing at me. What a cunt.

  • BubbaHoTep (unregistered) in reply to BlackBart

    Ok, good. I wasn't the only one.

  • (cs) in reply to Matt Westwood
    Matt Westwood:
    vic:
    Kuba:
    SilentRunner:
    Why do people continue to think that the moon has a permanent dark side? Could it be the reflection of their minds?
    It's unseen, ergo must be dark. Right? Riiiight. Sigh.

    When I was in junior high (around 1963), they showed a film narrated by Wernher von Braun about going to the moon to take pictures of the "dark side". The spaceship looped around the moon and they dropped flares so that they could take pictures. I asked the science teacher why they didn't just wait a week or two when it would be light. The teacher insisted that that wouldn't work because the "dark side" was always in darkness.

    I had a teacher who was equally thick as pigshit. I pointed out that I had read somewhere that the Earth was round, and she led the entire class in laughing at me. What a cunt.

    She was right to laugh at you. The Earth isn't round, it's an oblate spheroid.

    [/pedantic-dickweedery]

  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...
    Wait...Nagesh had a funny or intelligent comment? Was I on vacation or something when it happened?
  • (cs) in reply to The "Z-Guy"
    The "Z-Guy":
    C-Octothorpe:
    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...
    You're right, I do just scroll past Nagesh. I've suggested this to you I can't count how many times. So you're finally catching on, despite being a little... sssllllloooowwwww, eh?
    Did you forget to switch sock puppet handles again?
  • Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to SilentRunner
    SilentRunner:
    Why do people continue to think that the moon has a permanent dark side? Could it be the reflection of their minds?
    Why do people continue read the Pink Floyd album title as if it claims there's a permanent dark side? The word "permanent" isn't there anywhere. The moon certainly has a dark side at any given time. It's not always the same side that's the currently dark one, but so what?
  • (cs) in reply to PedanticCurmudgeon
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    The "Z-Guy":
    C-Octothorpe:
    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...
    You're right, I do just scroll past Nagesh. I've suggested this to you I can't count how many times. So you're finally catching on, despite being a little... sssllllloooowwwww, eh?
    Did you forget to switch sock puppet handles again?
    [dramatic DUN, DUN, DUNNNNN]
  • Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to PedanticCurmudgeon
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...
    Wait...Nagesh had a funny or intelligent comment? Was I on vacation or something when it happened?
    I am not writing a singal funy coment. I am make observation based on artical. I have seme oportunity as any other poster. When you are faleing to understand something, try to reed more slowlie.
  • binary guy (unregistered)

    Final price 2147483647.99 -- that's one cent less than 2^31.

  • The "Z-Guy" (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    The "Z-Guy":
    C-Octothorpe:
    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...
    You're right, I do just scroll past Nagesh. I've suggested this to you I can't count how many times. So you're finally catching on, despite being a little... sssllllloooowwwww, eh?
    Did you forget to switch sock puppet handles again?
    [dramatic DUN, DUN, DUNNNNN]
    No, I'm not trtrwtf, but I do feel like a part of him is still with me. I'm always reminded of what we shared whenever I eat a hotdog, pick hair out of my shower drain or take my dog for a walk... *sigh* If that's what you were referring to, I don't even know anymore.
  • (cs) in reply to the beholder
    the beholder:
    A meme is an attempt (frequently failing as you can see) at being funny, not at being purely annoying.
    A meme is any cultural item that is transmitted by repetition, and as such has the tendency to become annoying. It has nothing to do with funny, aside from the fact that humor encourages repetition.
  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    Dani:
    Nagesh:
    I undertake project in java, if you need help with homework, contact me.
    Where is the ban hammer around here?
    How do you ban an unregistered user again?
    Greasemonkey works quite well.
  • (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    C-Octothorpe:
    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...
    Wait...Nagesh had a funny or intelligent comment? Was I on vacation or something when it happened?
    I am not writing a singal funy coment. I am make observation based on artical. I have seme oportunity as any other poster. When you are faleing to understand something, try to reed more slowlie.
    Actually, I was referring to the registered Nagesh. As far as I can tell, there are at least two different people posting as unregistered Nagesh, one of whom is having a difficult time keeping his sock puppet handles straight lately.
  • (cs) in reply to The "Z-Guy"
    The "Z-Guy":
    C-Octothorpe:
    PedanticCurmudgeon:
    The "Z-Guy":
    C-Octothorpe:
    Honestly, I used to try to find the 1 in 87 funny or intelligent Nagesh comments (mutually exclusive), but I find myself just scanning right past them (same as a little perverted poster). I just figured everybody else did the same...
    You're right, I do just scroll past Nagesh. I've suggested this to you I can't count how many times. So you're finally catching on, despite being a little... sssllllloooowwwww, eh?
    Did you forget to switch sock puppet handles again?
    [dramatic DUN, DUN, DUNNNNN]
    No, I'm not trtrwtf, but I do feel like a part of him is still with me. I'm always reminded of what we shared whenever I eat a hotdog, pick hair out of my shower drain or take my dog for a walk... *sigh* If that's what you were referring to, I don't even know anymore.
    I was referring to someone else, but I can pretend I didn't see anything. ;P Ooh-rah!
  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    The Earth isn't round, it's an oblate spheroid.

    [/pedantic-dickweedery]

    <pedantic-dickweedery type="excessive"> Last I checked, having a circular cross-section at the equator would qualify the earth as round.

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog:
    C-Octothorpe:
    The Earth isn't round, it's an oblate spheroid.

    [/pedantic-dickweedery]

    <pedantic-dickweedery type="<b>incorrect</b>"> Last I checked, having a circular cross-section at the equator would qualify the earth as round.
    Different definition than what I always thought it to be.

    I thought that each point on the circumference must be equal distance to the center.

  • Digger (unregistered) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    I thought that each point on the circumference must be equal distance to the center.

    They are. Dig a holes to the center and check urself

  • Rfoxmich (unregistered)

    Just don't print anything with yellow no problems.

  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    boog:
    C-Octothorpe:
    The Earth isn't round, it's an oblate spheroid.

    [/pedantic-dickweedery]

    <pedantic-dickweedery type="<b>technically-correct</b>"> Last I checked, having a circular cross-section at the equator would qualify the earth as round.
    Different definition than what I always thought it to be.

    I thought that each point on the circumference must be equal distance to the center.

    No. Both circular and spherical qualify as round (ever hear of a roundtable?). To say the earth is spherical would be incorrect, but looking at it from high above either pole one would clearly see that it is circular.

  • (cs) in reply to C-Octothorpe
    C-Octothorpe:
    boog:
    C-Octothorpe:
    The Earth isn't round, it's an oblate spheroid.

    [/pedantic-dickweedery]

    <pedantic-dickweedery type="<b>incorrect</b>"> Last I checked, having a circular cross-section at the equator would qualify the earth as round.
    Different definition than what I always thought it to be.

    I thought that each point on the circumference must be equal distance to the center.

    I like round butts. I don't think any butt qualifies as round by your definition.
    I think your defining a sphere... or circle... or some n-sphere weird thing.

  • (cs) in reply to boog
    boog:
    C-Octothorpe:
    boog:
    C-Octothorpe:
    The Earth isn't round, it's an oblate spheroid.

    [/pedantic-dickweedery]

    <pedantic-dickweedery type="<b>technically-correct</b>"> Last I checked, having a circular cross-section at the equator would qualify the earth as round.
    Different definition than what I always thought it to be.

    I thought that each point on the circumference must be equal distance to the center.

    No. Both circular and spherical qualify as round (ever hear of a roundtable?). To say the earth is spherical would be incorrect, but looking at it from high above either pole one would clearly see that it is circular.
    Damnit, I tried...

    And it's 4:30 pm on a Friday... I stopped caring (and comprehending what I'm reading) about 4 days ago.

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