Translation Not Available!

  • Vollhorst 2008-01-22 08:07
    11 is the answer. ;)
  • EM 2008-01-22 08:10
    42 is the answer!
  • Alasdair MacLeod 2008-01-22 08:19
    13
  • Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22 08:27
    Translation Not Available!

    Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! :-)

    Captcha: Translation Not Available!
  • T $ 2008-01-22 08:33
    Translation Not Available!:
    Translation Not Available!

    Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! Translation Not Available! :-)

    Captcha: Translation Not Available!


    http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx
    Mmmm, recursion.
  • BlueEagle 2008-01-22 08:35
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.
  • Cornelius 2008-01-22 08:40
    unfunny BlueEagle, unfunny...
  • MetalPig 2008-01-22 09:02
    BlueEagle:
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.

    I think you didn't count the line:
    Home » Articles » Error'd » Translation Not Available!
    that's below the The Daily WTF logo?
  • Sad Bug Killer 2008-01-22 09:03
    At least the translation team translated the header. Just imagine: "Welcome to Translation not available"
  • gremlin 2008-01-22 09:05
    MetalPig:
    BlueEagle:
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.

    I think you didn't count the line:
    Home » Articles » Error'd » Translation Not Available!
    that's below the The Daily WTF logo?

    Plus you missed one from the image, there are 11, not 10.
  • DavidK 2008-01-22 09:06
    Sad Bug Killer:
    At least the translation team translated the header. Just imagine: "Welcome to Translation not available"


    Thee WTF there is that they hard-coded the "Welcome to " bit.
  • Vincent 2008-01-22 09:08
    EM:
    42 is the answer!


    Damn right! Don't panic!
  • John Doe 2008-01-22 09:25
    The real WTF is obviously what the heck someone is doing in Oldenburg (and that I knew this is the town where the train station picture was taken). On the other hand, it is the cradle of many European monarchies, but then again, who cares.
  • nt 2008-01-22 09:39
    Come on, aren't you excited that Translation Not Available!?

    TRWTF is that "Memory Lost!!" isn't translated when the station is obviously in Germany.
  • cparker 2008-01-22 09:43
    The Real WTF is Mono.
  • PJH 2008-01-22 09:44
    I do hope that the Desktop Search featured wasn't Swampy's...
  • FredSaw 2008-01-22 09:53
    I'm glad it wasn't the G-spot that encountered a fatal error.
  • nob'dy 2008-01-22 09:56
    don't forget the menu crumbs up top too:

    Home » Articles » Error'd » Translation Not Available!

  • ewww 2008-01-22 10:03
    Translation Not Available! Memory lost!! I'm dead.
  • zck 2008-01-22 10:10
    MetalPig:
    BlueEagle:
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.

    I think you didn't count the line:
    Home » Articles » Error'd » Translation Not Available!
    that's below the The Daily WTF logo?


    Also, there's the Firefox button on the taskbar, bringing the total up to 18.
  • David 2008-01-22 10:28
    "Memory Lost!" "I'm Dead!" I'd say this is one of the funnier WTFs
  • Doctor 2008-01-22 11:10
    Malkovich!
  • adaylywtf**cker 2008-01-22 11:29
    Wouldn't it be "Translation not available Online Rewards" :-).
  • Drum D. 2008-01-22 11:47
    Unfortunately you missed the one in the breadcrumb navigation of thedailywtf.com
    Home » Articles » Error'd » Translation Not Available!

    [edit]
    shit zck already pointed that out :(
    [/edit]
  • real_aardvark 2008-01-22 11:59
    Doctor:
    Malkovich!

    I think Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson are more appropriate ...
  • panzi 2008-01-22 12:05
    So this F-Spot instance is not "Still Alive". :P
    I guess Aperture Science isn't using F-Spot.
  • Vlad 2008-01-22 12:32
    Who translated the "Translation not available!" phrase?
  • alex.forencich 2008-01-22 12:59
    It would appear that the Bourne News Ticker is still having a few problems re-integrating with society.
  • alex.forencich 2008-01-22 13:03
    zck:
    MetalPig:
    BlueEagle:
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.

    I think you didn't count the line:
    Home » Articles » Error'd » Translation Not Available!
    that's below the The Daily WTF logo?


    Also, there's the Firefox button on the taskbar, bringing the total up to 18.


    You also missed the Featured Comments, bringing the total up to 39.
  • Kagirinai 2008-01-22 13:12
    You missed some on the page itself, BlueEagle. I count...
    #01 -- The title bar
    #02 -- The large text center left between the graphics
    #03 -- The title text in dialog box on the right
    #04 -- The body text in the same box
    #05 -- The field title in the same box
    #06 -- The text just under the field
    #07 -- The button in the dialog box
    #08 -- The error next to the button
    #09 & #10 -- Two links at the bottom of the page
    #11 -- Immediately after the copyright text

    I think that's complete.
  • EvanED 2008-01-22 13:34
    The "Translation Not Available" in place of the "All Rights Reserved" takes that one from being slightly amusing to real laugh inducing.
  • Shill 2008-01-22 13:34
    MetalPig:
    BlueEagle:
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.

    I think you didn't count the line:
    Home » Articles » Error'd » Translation Not Available!
    that's below the The Daily WTF logo?


    The question was "how many can you find?" So he should stick with his original answer.
  • Justice 2008-01-22 15:22
    I'm missing something here: what's going on in the Windows Desktop Search screenshot?
  • C. 2008-01-22 16:20
    "#7-16 are on the page itself. "

    You missed one, then, as there are 11 on that page.
  • Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22 16:30
    The real WTF is VB.
  • erKURITA 2008-01-22 16:41
    BlueEagle:
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.


    You forgot one on the RSS Feed. Haha, gotcha!
  • Kanthalas 2008-01-22 16:54
    So apparently F-Spot is Hamlet now?
  • the wolf 2008-01-22 16:56
    I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get no satisfaction.
    I try and I try and I try and I try.

    I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION!
  • Chrissy 2008-01-22 17:56
    How about the size of what I assume is a "reward" laptop in the circle picture? What year is that from and how much does it weigh? And hey, how much memory do you think it sports?
  • Sami 2008-01-22 17:57
    BlueEagle:
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.


    And I can see over 10 more most of them are in your comment which happens to be a featured comment and also other featured comments have Translation Not Available!
  • PeriSoft 2008-01-22 18:38
    Chrissy:
    How about the size of what I assume is a "reward" laptop in the circle picture? What year is that from and how much does it weigh? And hey, how much memory do you think it sports?


    I think this is nitpicking given that no website like that has ever sent anyone anything except spam.

    I wonder what it would have looked like if the translation *had* been available...
  • chris 2008-01-22 20:34
    Did anyone else think:
    Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich?
  • rycamor 2008-01-22 22:20
    chris:
    Did anyone else think:
    Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich?


    Ha, yes. First thing I thought. Strange movie, but clever.
  • TwelveBaud 2008-01-23 04:06
    About that third picture...

    Someone was probably trying to reference an object after it was disposed/finalized/whatever, and thus dead, and the developer of the object put in some exception throwing code to handle the already-disposed/... case. The program itself has a race condition with regard to that object, exposed there for whatever reason. It's not a code WTF, just something that should not be visible in the UI.
  • Your.Master 2008-01-23 04:26
    Justice:
    I'm missing something here: what's going on in the Windows Desktop Search screenshot?


    When you uninstall a program (say, Windows Desktop Search) on XP SP2 (possibly only if certain settings/regkeys are hit or if it register dlls -- I run Vista at home and only really see XP on my secondary test machine at work, which has IT dicking with the registry and so forth), it will warn you about all the programs you installed since installing Windows Desktop Search. The idea is that you can give it a quick glance and if something obviously depends on the thing you're installing, you should get rid of it first.

    In this case, the guy installed a lot of software since installing Windows Desktop Search, then tried to uninstall it.
  • j 2008-01-23 05:01
    not to mention all the ones you quoted in your comment, so it gets recursive and never ends. where is your stack pointer?
  • Gareth 2008-01-23 07:44
    It depends on how many comments are displayed and how many times they contain the words "Translation Not Available!".
  • Cloak 2008-01-23 11:06
    "Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!""Translation Not Available!"

    CAPTCHA: dolor, that was pain in Latin, wasn't it?
  • Joe Bruford 2008-01-23 12:22
    I don't know where you got this from, but I remember seeing it in real life when surfing the Gaydar website a couple weeks ago. Basically when the site was too heavily loaded, every bit of text said "Translation not available" instead of what it should really say. It didn't impact usability much because any reasonably heavy user would already have known what all the links and buttons were. You just click the "TNA" that's to the right of the default "TNA", that sort of thing.

    After a few minutes the population of hungry queens went down (so to speak) and the site was fully up again with real English texts.
  • Justice 2008-01-23 15:30
    Your.Master:
    Justice:
    I'm missing something here: what's going on in the Windows Desktop Search screenshot?


    When you uninstall a program (say, Windows Desktop Search) on XP SP2 (possibly only if certain settings/regkeys are hit or if it register dlls -- I run Vista at home and only really see XP on my secondary test machine at work, which has IT dicking with the registry and so forth), it will warn you about all the programs you installed since installing Windows Desktop Search. The idea is that you can give it a quick glance and if something obviously depends on the thing you're installing, you should get rid of it first.

    In this case, the guy installed a lot of software since installing Windows Desktop Search, then tried to uninstall it.


    So, why is it in Error'd? Sounds like it's doing exactly what it's supposed to do.

    Or is this a case of "The Real WTF is Windows Desktop Search?"
  • The General 2008-01-24 05:28
    DavidK:
    Sad Bug Killer:
    At least the translation team translated the header. Just imagine: "Welcome to Translation not available"


    Thee WTF there is that they hard-coded the "Welcome to " bit.

    Yes, it should say "Wilkommen in Translation not available".
  • Paolo G 2008-02-07 05:06
    The WTF for me is that there is no need to put exclamation marks at the end of error messages! There is no translation available! OK, we heard you! You don't have to shout! It's not like it's the the end of the world, you know! And anyone who puts two or more exclamations marks at the end of an error message makes their application look infantile, IMO!!!

    CAPTCHA: abigo (notation?)!
  • none 2008-02-07 15:58
    BlueEagle:
    When viewing the page I count a total of 16 "Translation not availible" (or permutations) on my screen.

    #1 is the title of my web browser window: "Translation Not Availible! - The Daily WTF - Opera"
    #2 is the title of the tab: "Translation not Availible..."
    #3 is the address bar: "http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Translation-Not-Available!.aspx"
    #4 is the title of the article "Translation Not Available! 2008-01-22"
    #5 is the question itself "How many "Translation Not Available!"s can you find?"
    #6 is the title of the webbrowser that is the image "Translation Not Availble! - Mozilla FireFox"
    #7-16 are on the page itself.


    There's actually eleven on the page itself, not ten like you said.
  • rocky 2009-02-11 04:21
    Translation is the converted form of any sentence. It is the medium of contact with of two different language people.
    rocky

    Job Search
  • anonymous 2009-06-30 10:56
    I count 23 'Translation Not Available' 's