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Well considering you ran Setup.exe to uninstall a program... Hold on, just got a message asking why you have to click "Start" in order to "Shut Down"....
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In a way, it's a pity the word was removed in Vista; rather put an end to the joke
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The Visual Studio setup is all kinds of fucked up (and slow and crashing regularly etc...)
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Because of computer.
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Delete meat is tastier than mystery meat.
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I remember hacking Win9x's start button to say 'End' or 'Crash'.
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Salami hard! :tada: Alternatively: :giggity:
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Computer® is the new raisin™
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I actually accidentally restarted my computer during the installation (it takes a while and I forgot it was running) and it actually survived the restart and kept going when I logged back in. The installation finished without problems...
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Maybe it needs assistance from a dose of F…ckwheat.
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I believe DeleteMeat is a product you pour over your guest's steak if he's vegan.
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I would still rather have "Delete" meat than try the "Nope" meat.
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Added back in 8? [image]
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And removed again in 10: [image]
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DELETE meat is what a bulimic leaves in the toilet after dinner.
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I find it funny that you apparently only use one App.
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Only because you haven't seen the ten pinned to my taskbar :stuck_out_tongue:
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I first saw that when I had a VS install process that was stuck and couldn't be terminated. I kill it, it comes back where it left off. So I reboot, and when it pops back up unprompted after a reboot, I nearly shit myself. "How do you kill this fucking thing?!"
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I prefer to LOL at the milk:
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They probably thought it necessary with an installation-process that takes multiple hours and crashes sometimes...
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Costello: So, here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off. What do I do? Abbot: Well, first you press the Start button, and then- Costello: No, I told you, I want to turn it off. Abbot: I know, you press the Start button- Costello: Wait a second. I want to turn it off. Off. I know how to start it. So tell me what to do.
http://jokes.cc.com/funny-technology/y5spt3/abbott---costello-s-cyber-routine
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I'm willing to bet that the "Because of computer" one has something to do with commuters.
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...which, if true, would mean that this really has something to do with spell check.
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I made a TDWTF version of the first one;
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I recognize that bus station (its in Brisbane, Australia) and pass through it, past it or near it on a regular basis. And the real WTF isn't the broken sign, its the fact that the sign is never accurate...
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Nah, that's implied by bus sign.
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:trolleybus:?
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We haven't have trolley buses in Brisbane since the 1950s!
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Oh man, have you never had delete before? Try it. It's
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"DELETE" meat is the result of a creatively thinking end-user thinking that products are removed from the product listing not by selecting "Delete product", but by changing the product description to "DELETE". As for the "LOL MILK", I have no idea what "LOL" is intended to stand for, except it is the result of a creative mind trying to make use of the limited space our 30 year old application has to offer.
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Milk to go with the cookie? [image]
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/me points to her long name
Cookie?!
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In the US, there's a brand called Land O Lakes. You will sometimes see it abbreviated as LOL on register receipts and the like
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That makes sense. I see their butter regularly, but I can't recall ever seeing fresh milk in stores where I've lived.
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Me neither on the milk, so it's just a guess.
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It’s what vegans choose.