Kenneth Brody did a double-take on Question #4 in Home Depot's survey...

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Every one knows that Real Trinary choices are Yes, No, and FileNotFound.


(From Jay Askren, found on a survey given to all the police stations in the United States)

Andy is always impressed at the "job satisfaction" surveys that his company mandates employees take. They always have the same three "sub-questions" and no one has any idea how to respond...

 

I don't know about you, but I visit NO_RESPONSE at least once a day...


(from Marcin Floryan)