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"We received a new Canon imageRUNNER, and it included 10 licenses for imageWARE Document Manager Personal," wrote Chris LeBlanc, "We'd love to install it, but it looks like opening the envelope to install the software will void the warranty."
"I was trying to find out how to get a National Insurance Number," James notes, "when (This text has been withheld because of exemptions in the Freedom of Information Act 2000). (This text has been withheld because of exemptions in the Freedom of Information Act 2000)."
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"The ATM next to the grocery store was having a few problems," A. Vasilyev writes, "I pressed a few buttons and managed to come up with this help window. Unfortunately, I could not find the gimme-loads-of-cash page."
"This popped while using a credit card funds transfer application," Gus S. writes, "do I press ENTER before, after, or instead of 'OK'?"
Maht Lawless writes, "I tried to make a withdrawal, but the keypad doesn't have a ] key."
"On first glance, my Year 13 Biology book looks normal," noted Matt Ordish, "but if you look closely, you'll notice a missing picture. And if you look even closer, you'll see why: 'JPEG encoded image needs PostScript Level 2'."
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But the question you have to ask yourself is "What is the warranty for?" Is is the Warranty on the software, the licenses, or... for the envelope, which would oddly make the most sense. Can you imagine where the world would be if people started demanding refunds on their envelopes because it broke when they tore it open? The next thing you know, it's raining frogs, the oceans have turned to blood, and JPEGs wont use the correct PostScript levels!
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The textbook cover is just classic but it might not be a WTF at all. If you live in Kansas, science textbooks have to be wrong by law.
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Because it's an Australian book, where they start counting school years at age 6 (New Zealand starts counting at age 5). Sorry to provide such a rational and unentertaining reason, but 'tis the truth. |
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