"This is a small peek into the production database of one of our client's systems," writes Walter. "I wish I could say that this was an unused table, an isolated occurrence... or even that I had some other job prospects. But sadly, none of those are the case."

mysql> select * from month

+-------------+
| month       |
+-------------+
| NULL        |
| June        |
| July        |
| 3           |
| T           |
| C           |
| A           |
| 1           |
| 2           |
| L           |
| 4           |
| P           |
| D           |
| S           |
| 7           |
| NO          |
| January     |
| August      |
| February    |
| March       |
| April       |
| May         |
| September   |
| OCTOBER     |
| NOVEMBER    |
| December    |
|             |
| 0           |
+-------------+
28 rows in set (0.04 sec)