"This is a small peek into the production database of one of our client's systems," writes Walter. "I wish I could say that this was an unused table, an isolated occurrence... or even that I had some other job prospects. But sadly, none of those are the case."
mysql> select * from month
+-------------+
| month |
+-------------+
| NULL |
| June |
| July |
| 3 |
| T |
| C |
| A |
| 1 |
| 2 |
| L |
| 4 |
| P |
| D |
| S |
| 7 |
| NO |
| January |
| August |
| February |
| March |
| April |
| May |
| September |
| OCTOBER |
| NOVEMBER |
| December |
| |
| 0 |
+-------------+
28 rows in set (0.04 sec)