For those of you stuck at work today, or in one of those 191 countries that don't celebrate Thanksgiving Day today, or -- *gasp* -- actually reading this from home while on holiday, here's a Representative Line that should get you in the holiday spirit. It's the subject of an email sent by the CFO to Mike and the rest of the company ...

New Expense Policy: No employee celebrations

It was the perfect motivator for the rank and file and, naturally, came only a few weeks after the CEO's email congratulating everyone for record Q1 through Q3 earnings.

Happy Thanksgiving, all! Tomorrow: Coded Smorgasbord