"It felt like a long flight," Matt commented, "but I did not realize it went half way to the moon."

 

"I got the following error before entering any information," David noted, "what could I have done wrong?"

 

"This letter confirmed my enrollment in Citi's student loan auto-pay service,"wrote Michael. "Apparently one of the incentives for signing up is that your payments get deferred for 90 years."

 

"Actually Crystal Tech," Dennis wrote, "I meant smtp. And here I thought SCSI was sexy!"

 

"Sheesh," Michael Pilat writes, "does everything have to come with megabytes and USB these days?"