Comment On Classic Non-WTF: Print or Fish

I guess it's not a proper fisht! when the story is a repost. But still!

The sales staff arrived in the office at their normal time and were greeted with an unbearable smell

What kind of ass punishes the low level staff for something the CEO did. Stink up the CEO's office next time, bub.

The real WTF is that the fish was stinky, altough it was supposed to be fresh.

I would have just sent it back to these fishmongers. Really. What kind of service attitude is that? And to one of theirs...

Viagra ad? That's THE REAL WTF

http://www.amazon.com/Remarkable-Boost-Morale-Improve-Results/dp/0786866020

If you want the book.

This bloke sounds like a total knob to me.

But whatever he does works, thats what matters isn't it?

So who paid for the fish? If Roy, did he file a reimbursement request?

Bullshit. Same as any religious text or Hollywood movie: all have moral and ethic messages, explained with fantastic lies. The Roy in this history does not exists.

But if he did, I'd have slap his almighty ethical ass with a herring for stinking up my ride.

Too bad it wasn't a shipment of trouts.

and yes, I'm aware of the other use of fish in that kind of position (something a bit more intrusive), but I'm trying to be family friendly here.

Sad Bug Killer:

Viagra ad? That's THE REAL WTF

My ad was for caviar.

this one smells like a dupe. I think I read this one on this very site. too lazy to look up :)

Terlisimo:

this one smells like a dupe. I think I read this one on this very site. too lazy to look up :)

I'm willing to bet you read it here on 2005-11-22.
And "looking up" was exactly what was needed to figure that out.

This sounds like a FISH story to me.

someone had to say it!

Terlisimo:

this one smells like a dupe. I think I read this one on this very site. too lazy to look up :)

Yet another one who needs to get reading comprehension for Christmas.

Was it the "Classic" in the title you missed, or the "Print or Fish" was originally published on 2005-11-22" in the first paragraph? How can either, much less both, of those be impossible for you to understand?

Terlisimo:

this one smells like a dupe. I think I read this one on this very site. too lazy to look up :)

Nobody can slip one by you, huh.

It's nice to read non-WTFs now and then. Reminds me that there are good people in the world....

Date reference incorrect - it was 2006 11 22

http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Print_or_Fish.aspx

I dug up the original just to read the commments there.

president of a certain security company with a gold-on-brown logo

Which company is that, can anybody figure out?

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