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Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 00:23 • by First (unregistered)
First post!

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 00:41 • by Lostdreamer_NL (unregistered)
you meen frist right ?

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 00:43 • by PUNish0r (unregistered)
"and, after finding a convenient sawhorse replacement, saw no need"

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 01:27 • by Arenlor (unregistered)
294199 in reply to 294197
You make me sick.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 01:36 • by Biodegradable (unregistered)
This doesn't compute. If the damage was caused by a saw, there would be no need to "crack open" the old disk. The damage would be obvious from the outside of the server, let alone the drive.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 01:44 • by dude (unregistered)
294201 in reply to 294200
Severe vibration induced head crash. A sabre saw is also called a reciprocating saw or "sawz-all". They vibrate violently while making very short work of any rough cut.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 02:10 • by joelkatz
294202 in reply to 294200
This doesn't compute. If the damage was caused by a saw, there would be no need to "crack open" the old disk. The damage would be obvious from the outside of the server, let alone the drive.


How would you know from looking at the outside that vibration from a saw coupled through a piece of wood into the case of the disk and caused the heads to smash into the rotating surface?

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 02:37 • by Asuyuka (unregistered)
Ouch.

I have seen a few crashed hard disks like this. It's painful to witness.

Proofreading

2009-12-25 04:41 • by Turbulence (unregistered)
was quite a sight to see.


Come on Alex, you can do better than that

Re: Proofreading

2009-12-25 05:13 • by tOmcOlins
294207 in reply to 294206
Turbulence:
was quite a sight to see.


Come on Alex, you can do better than that


Obviously, he meant the site of the damage.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 05:30 • by Murphy (unregistered)
Murphy chuckle chuckle
Murphy want more

Re: Proofreading

2009-12-25 08:16 • by Anonymous (unregistered)
294209 in reply to 294207
Considering his track record, he probably didn't. He just got lucky.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 09:57 • by Prinny (unregistered)
Atleast we now know of a effective way to dispose of hdd with sensitive data at any institution with a workshop. :)

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 10:31 • by dkf
294212 in reply to 294211
Prinny:
Atleast we now know of a effective way to dispose of hdd with sensitive data at any institution with a workshop. :)
It doesn't dispose of the data. It just leaves it in tiny pieces at the bottom of the drive enclosure. Anyone with enough time and patience could piece it all back together again. Simple!

OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.

Re: Proofreading

2009-12-25 10:40 • by Quirkafleeg (unregistered)
294213 in reply to 294209
Anonymous:
Considering his track record, he probably didn't. He just got lucky.
Well, yes…

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 15:44 • by Mike (unregistered)
TRWTF is that when the first disk crashed, no one bothered to ask if the CONSTRUCTION GUYS IN THE SERVER ROOM had anything to do with it. It seems like if I had a catastrophic failure in a critical system I might ask the CONSTRUCTION GUYS IN THE SERVER ROOM what kinds of activities they had been taking part in just before they failure. Of course having CONSTRUSTION GUYS IN THE SERVER ROOM might not be the cause of the failure, but that seems like a great place to start asking questions!

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 15:48 • by Mike (unregistered)
294215 in reply to 294212
dkf:
Prinny:
Atleast we now know of a effective way to dispose of hdd with sensitive data at any institution with a workshop. :)
It doesn't dispose of the data. It just leaves it in tiny pieces at the bottom of the drive enclosure. Anyone with enough time and patience could piece it all back together again. Simple!

OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.


The last company I worked for focused on exactly that issue. Many of our competitors simply drilled holes through a drive and its platters to "destroy" the data. Others would hit the drive with a hammer, cut it in half with a saw, or run it through a degaussing ring. Some just used DBAN or similar software. We went one step further with our 3-stage shredding system, which basically turned the drive into sand which was shipped to a smelter.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 16:07 • by sushi pit (unregistered)
294216 in reply to 294208
Murphy:
Murphy chuckle chuckle
Murphy want more

Murphy grow up first

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 17:18 • by alegr
294217 in reply to 294215
Mike:
dkf:


OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.


The last company I worked for focused on exactly that issue. Many of our competitors simply drilled holes through a drive and its platters to "destroy" the data. Others would hit the drive with a hammer, cut it in half with a saw, or run it through a degaussing ring. Some just used DBAN or similar software. We went one step further with our 3-stage shredding system, which basically turned the drive into sand which was shipped to a smelter.


With modern self-encrypting drives it's not necessary. You just rewrite the encryption key and all data becomes garbage.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 20:34 • by dan (unregistered)
TRWTF is that I'm here commenting on Christmas Day.

Captcha: populus. Is it me or does that one come up a lot?

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 22:05 • by EmperorOfCanada (unregistered)
Could have been worse. They might have been in need of a spare anvil.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-25 23:17 • by Mike (unregistered)
294220 in reply to 294217
alegr:
Mike:
dkf:


OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.


The last company I worked for focused on exactly that issue. Many of our competitors simply drilled holes through a drive and its platters to "destroy" the data. Others would hit the drive with a hammer, cut it in half with a saw, or run it through a degaussing ring. Some just used DBAN or similar software. We went one step further with our 3-stage shredding system, which basically turned the drive into sand which was shipped to a smelter.


With modern self-encrypting drives it's not necessary. You just rewrite the encryption key and all data becomes garbage.


Until that encryption method is broken, possibly by a competitor with a great desire for your company's information, or a rogue government. Either of those entities may have billions of dollars to spend and plenty of spare time to burn on just that.

Physical destruction > all other methods.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 03:31 • by dkf
294221 in reply to 294220
Mike:
Physical destruction > all other methods.
Especially if you can arrange for a small fire. Raising the disk platters over the curie temperature of the magnetic material used scrambles all the bits utterly in addition to any other damage done.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 03:54 • by blah (unregistered)
294222 in reply to 294221
dkf:
Mike:
Physical destruction > all other methods.
Especially if you can arrange for a small fire. Raising the disk platters over the curie temperature of the magnetic material used scrambles all the bits utterly in addition to any other damage done.


Bah, humbug! Anyone with a Christmas stocking can catch the smoke, condense it back into ash, and then magentize it. I think they call it coal.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 07:45 • by hikari
294223 in reply to 294217
alegr:
Mike:
dkf:


OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.


The last company I worked for focused on exactly that issue. Many of our competitors simply drilled holes through a drive and its platters to "destroy" the data. Others would hit the drive with a hammer, cut it in half with a saw, or run it through a degaussing ring. Some just used DBAN or similar software. We went one step further with our 3-stage shredding system, which basically turned the drive into sand which was shipped to a smelter.


With modern self-encrypting drives it's not necessary. You just rewrite the encryption key and all data becomes garbage.


No encryption is unbreakable, it's just a matter of the resources you have available; including time, money, tech, etc.

Of course, encryption isn't supposed to be unbreakable, it's just supposed to be unbreakable for long enough that the data it's protecting no-longer requires protecting.

If you really want the data gone for good, physical destruction is the only way to go.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 08:28 • by Gerhard
294224 in reply to 294214
After having worked for years with construction workers I can tell you that construction guys will never admit anything.

Ask them if they have touched any of the equipment and they will tell you they were nowhere near it.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 08:35 • by moz (unregistered)
SerajewelKS pointed out the "site to see" mistake more than three years ago. I'm beginning to think we're wasting our time with this one.

Re: Proofreading

2009-12-26 10:07 • by Slicerwizard (unregistered)
294226 in reply to 294206
Turbulence:
was quite a sight to see.


Come on Alex, you can do better than that

No, he can't. Just look at his track record.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 12:23 • by Dylan (unregistered)
294228 in reply to 294212
dkf:
Prinny:
Atleast we now know of a effective way to dispose of hdd with sensitive data at any institution with a workshop. :)
It doesn't dispose of the data. It just leaves it in tiny pieces at the bottom of the drive enclosure. Anyone with enough time and patience could piece it all back together again. Simple!

OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.

A head crash might only destroy some fraction of the data rather than ruining the entire platter, and somebody could clean up the dust, replace the heads, and ruin your day.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 14:24 • by EmperorOfCanada (unregistered)
294229 in reply to 294214
King of the comments!

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 20:42 • by Tangr (unregistered)
Google "sawhorse" and TDWTF is the fifth result.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-26 20:55 • by Vijay (unregistered)
"Hear a blog" could (also) be near the title of the blog....rather than at the end.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-27 10:26 • by Marian Kechlibar (unregistered)
294234 in reply to 294223
hikari:
alegr:
Mike:
dkf:


OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.


The last company I worked for focused on exactly that issue. Many of our competitors simply drilled holes through a drive and its platters to "destroy" the data. Others would hit the drive with a hammer, cut it in half with a saw, or run it through a degaussing ring. Some just used DBAN or similar software. We went one step further with our 3-stage shredding system, which basically turned the drive into sand which was shipped to a smelter.


With modern self-encrypting drives it's not necessary. You just rewrite the encryption key and all data becomes garbage.


No encryption is unbreakable, it's just a matter of the resources you have available; including time, money, tech, etc.

Of course, encryption isn't supposed to be unbreakable, it's just supposed to be unbreakable for long enough that the data it's protecting no-longer requires protecting.

If you really want the data gone for good, physical destruction is the only way to go.


One-time pad is provably unbreakable; every plaintext is equally probable.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-27 12:50 • by alister (unregistered)
294236 in reply to 294214
yeah, mind you if you have a phb for a boss, anything is possible - like letting the guys cut the floor tiles in the server room right beside the tape drives (cleaning tape anyone?)

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-27 13:16 • by marty (unregistered)
One of these days dailywtf is going to have an entree that is not made up.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-27 17:22 • by hoodaticus (unregistered)
Fucking union labor!

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-27 21:55 • by publiclurker (unregistered)
294241 in reply to 294237
What makes you think this is made up? Many moons ago when I was in college we had one of our hard drive systems "self destruct". It turns out that someone was cutting a hole in the cinder-block wall behind the hard drives and the resulting dust overloaded the filters and crashed the drives.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-27 22:38 • by takatori
294242 in reply to 294237
marty:
One of these days dailywtf is going to have an entree that is not made up.


I've had Alex post several of my own stories, so I can testify that a lot of these entrees are genuine.

He does edit them to make the storytelling more compelling, though, which introduces little logical inconsistencies that all of us detail-oriented and nitpicky readers see as major flaws.

In my own stories I've seen a lot of comments picking over little details to "prove" that the story was made up or otherwise falsified, when in fact there are details missing which were glossed over to make it read easier, or edited to make the point more clear.

I think people might be surprised just how common these outlandish stories really are.

For instance: I once installed a T1 line to a "datacenter" which consisted of lots of desktop PCs scattered around the cabinets, tables, floors, and beds of a travel trailer parked next to a dairy farm.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-27 23:33 • by lolwtf
294244 in reply to 294237
marty:
One of these days dailywtf is going to have an entree that is not made up.
TDWTF has entreés now? Come for the WTF, stay for the meal...

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 04:48 • by RayS
294245 in reply to 294237
marty:
One of these days dailywtf is going to have an entree that is not made up.

There's always one who has to starter off. With an attitude like that, you will get exactly what you desert. Aperitif all, the site is just made up of our contributions.

I've had two stories published, a long time ago true, and they were untouched (I pre-anonymised).

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 08:36 • by Jaime
294246 in reply to 294234
Marian Kechlibar:
hikari:
alegr:
Mike:
dkf:


OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.


The last company I worked for focused on exactly that issue. Many of our competitors simply drilled holes through a drive and its platters to "destroy" the data. Others would hit the drive with a hammer, cut it in half with a saw, or run it through a degaussing ring. Some just used DBAN or similar software. We went one step further with our 3-stage shredding system, which basically turned the drive into sand which was shipped to a smelter.


With modern self-encrypting drives it's not necessary. You just rewrite the encryption key and all data becomes garbage.


No encryption is unbreakable, it's just a matter of the resources you have available; including time, money, tech, etc.

Of course, encryption isn't supposed to be unbreakable, it's just supposed to be unbreakable for long enough that the data it's protecting no-longer requires protecting.

If you really want the data gone for good, physical destruction is the only way to go.


One-time pad is provably unbreakable; every plaintext is equally probable.


Yeah, but key management is a very difficult problem with one time pads and is often not unbreakable in practice.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 09:14 • by Keith Brawner (unregistered)
I cannot believe that I'm hearing arguments against physical destruction like "such and such algorithm is provably unbreakable" and "such and such encryption makes it so hard that everyone will just give up".

Seriously? The bonfire technique for secure data destruction is remarkably effective, and simple enough to be able to be done by monkeys. The above techniques for encryption and such are if you want the data BACK one day. If you want the data GONE, the only true way is to destroy it.

The US Government posts a list every year of the 'approved' ways to dispose of classified material. Things such as "burn it", "drown it in acid", and "utilize a cross-section shredder to the specified 1mm setting" appear every year. Things such as "keep the data on the hard drive, but make sure that it is encrypted! Then throw it in the trash or auction it on eBay." never show up. When your data getting into the wrong hands can literally kill people, why not just start a 5 minute fire?

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 09:42 • by bored (unregistered)
TRWTF #1 is not having vital replacement parts on hand in case of DR.

TRWTF #2 is actually moving into a Data Center AS it is being built

TRWTF #3 is not shipping the employee in the box also.

captcha: cogo

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 11:59 • by OddOne (unregistered)
294278 in reply to 294253
Keith Brawner:
Seriously? The bonfire technique for secure data destruction is remarkably effective, and simple enough to be able to be done by monkeys. The above techniques for encryption and such are if you want the data BACK one day. If you want the data GONE, the only true way is to destroy it.

The US Government posts a list every year of the 'approved' ways to dispose of classified material. Things such as "burn it", "drown it in acid", and "utilize a cross-section shredder to the specified 1mm setting" appear every year. Things such as "keep the data on the hard drive, but make sure that it is encrypted! Then throw it in the trash or auction it on eBay." never show up. When your data getting into the wrong hands can literally kill people, why not just start a 5 minute fire?


That's what thermite is for - very few people actually need secure erasure, and when secure erasure is a life-or-death matter the drive WILL be melted down to slag. Most high-security environments have thermite plates or grenades sitting atop equipment racks for precisely this purpose.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 13:33 • by Somone (unregistered)
294286 in reply to 294246
Jaime:
Marian Kechlibar:
hikari:
alegr:
Mike:
dkf:


OTOH, I don't believe that any person with enough patience to do that exists anywhere in the world.


The last company I worked for focused on exactly that issue. Many of our competitors simply drilled holes through a drive and its platters to "destroy" the data. Others would hit the drive with a hammer, cut it in half with a saw, or run it through a degaussing ring. Some just used DBAN or similar software. We went one step further with our 3-stage shredding system, which basically turned the drive into sand which was shipped to a smelter.


With modern self-encrypting drives it's not necessary. You just rewrite the encryption key and all data becomes garbage.


No encryption is unbreakable, it's just a matter of the resources you have available; including time, money, tech, etc.

Of course, encryption isn't supposed to be unbreakable, it's just supposed to be unbreakable for long enough that the data it's protecting no-longer requires protecting.

If you really want the data gone for good, physical destruction is the only way to go.


One-time pad is provably unbreakable; every plaintext is equally probable.


Yeah, but key management is a very difficult problem with one time pads and is often not unbreakable in practice.

Same here, Alex has posted a few of mine, including the coal one a few weeks back. They are true but altered to make 1.) a good story, 2.) protect the guilty.


For example the coal one, did miss out a bunch of information that would have explained why it did and was possible and could happen again. Disclosure of that information would have made the guilty party obvious to many, it would have end up being the length and all the excitement of an epic book on the life of a civil servant account. The story was actually however pretty accurate.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 17:06 • by Beldar the Phantom Replier
294298 in reply to 294214
Mike:
TRWTF is that when the first {0}, no one bothered to ask if a {1} had anything to do with it. It seems like if I had a catastrophic failure in a critical system I might ask a {1} what kinds of activities it had been taking part in just before the failure. Of course a {1} might not be the cause of the failure, but that seems like a great place to start asking questions!

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Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 20:17 • by marty (unregistered)
294309 in reply to 294241
What makes me think it is made up is that pressure on the case of the server would not apply pressure to the heads onto the surface of the disk.
Not quite the same thing as dust.

Plus the overall made-upity nature of most wtf stories make them outlandish poorly imagined tall tales.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 21:59 • by Nasty Gash (unregistered)
The server room where I used to work was being expanded. A concrete wall was to be removed. The construction crew was briefed that the hard disk drives were not to be moved and were to be covered with plastic sheeting to protect them from the dust. This was 25 years ago - the disks were the large, multi-platter cartridge type that were loaded into the top of a half-refrigerator sized drive. Imagine my horror when I walked in and saw one of the workers standing on one of the drives with jack hammer in his hands, ratta-tatta-tatting away at the wall, chunks of which were falling, nearly missing the drive. Fortunately, apparently no damage was done.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 22:56 • by frits
294316 in reply to 294309
It's not the pressure on the case, it's the transfered vibration of the sabre-saw while the hard drives are not parked that causes the damage.

Re: Classic WTF: It Doubles as a Saw Horse

2009-12-28 23:31 • by Quirkafleeg (unregistered)
294318 in reply to 294256
bored:
TRWTF #3 is not shipping the employee in the box also.
Don't forget the air holes.
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