Comment On Elevator Crash

Show appreciation for that $0.03 / hr.; it's more than many people are getting right now.

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7-11:

Redeemable for one free munch pie only.

I hope you get to choose the pie you get to munch.

Just press F1 and then the number of the floor. Easy.

"how to handle, indeed?"

Simple. Press the big [OK] button.

If there'd been [Yes][No][FileNotFound][Cancel] buttons, then the decision would, of course, have been significantly harder.

I'm curious what the previous credit limit was.
What were the conditions that have been improved?

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'$30 in 60203 minutes'

They say a good man can earn a dollar a day. With this special one-time offer, for you only, you can earn about a dollar a week.

(At 40 hours a week, it'll take about 25 weeks to do 60,203 minutes.)

TarquinWJ:

"how to handle, indeed?"

Simple. Press the big [OK] button.

If there'd been [Yes][No][FileNotFound][Cancel] buttons, then the decision would, of course, have been significantly harder.

Well, there is that red "X". Plus, the yellow triangle thingy looks like a cartoon, so it might be clickable. What to do, what to do?

"...what I expected a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle to say"

General Database! What could be more Militant?!

This comment would have been first, but it took me 69105 minutes to complete on average.

I think the sandwich is really a donut in disguise.

"I decided to take the stairs."

Oh sweet pussycat!

As amusing as that is that display is a separate computer system not hooked into the actual operation of the elevator. Those displays usually shows ads or weather or something.

That being said I had that same BIOS on my 486, so that isn't exactly a new machine they have going there.

"a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle"

Microsoft finally finished redesigning the BSOD?

Article:

"I'm not really sure what I expected a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle to say," Mike, "but this wasn't quite it."

It's actually an RPG. That's one bad-ass sandwitch!

Is RPG, true, but only launch tube. No... how you say in English...граната...граната... "Grenade". No "warhead". Ass is not so bad.

Captcha is "inhibeo". This is Latin lesson, yes?

nerd65536:

"a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle"

Microsoft finally finished redesigning the BSOD?

Nope. Meet Clippy 2.0!

Jeff:

nerd65536:

"a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle"

Microsoft finally finished redesigning the BSOD?

Nope. Meet Clippy 2.0!

This feature is only available for Windows 7 Islamic Terrorist Edition (W7-ITE)

Surely it's General Database Errors catch phrase for having done something awesome.

ounos:

Just press F1 and then the number of the floor. Easy.

+1 for the Sokoban reference

Indeed, this is for advertising/information, I wouldn't expect someone to be stupid enough to run equipment that could potentially threaten human life on a 486/PC...

That looks like a CRT monitor, the last I checked they are quite deep in size. How the heck they fit that on a shelf outside of the main elevator walls??

Scott:

That looks like a CRT monitor, the last I checked they are quite deep in size. How the heck they fit that on a shelf outside of the main elevator walls??

That panel looks wide enough that they could probably run a compartment back into the shaft without worrying about bumping into an elevator on the left/right of it.

monkeyPushButton:

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With rubber gloves.

$0.03 an hour? Feh, I can make ten times that much on Mechanical Turk!

saluto:

Jeff:

nerd65536:

"a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle"

Microsoft finally finished redesigning the BSOD?

Nope. Meet Clippy 2.0!

This feature is only available for Windows 7 Islamic Terrorist Edition (W7-ITE)

Actually I think that guy is the new Ben from Full Throttle! I can't wait to play that game!

Jeff:

nerd65536:

"a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle"

Microsoft finally finished redesigning the BSOD?

Nope. Meet Clippy 2.0!

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I can hear it now:

Commercial voice: "Buy CreditCover credit card repayment insurance: A bargain at only $.00 for your $.00 credit limit."

Sotto voice: "A monthly $35.00 handling and carrying charge applies."

Um NASA landed on the moon with a 386

bryan986:

Article:

"I'm not really sure what I expected a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle to say," Mike, "but this wasn't quite it."

It's actually an RPG. That's one bad ass-sandwitch!

FTFY.

For the elevator, just write "Zeppelin!" on a piece of paper, stick it on, and press a button.

CaRL:

TarquinWJ:

"how to handle, indeed?"

Simple. Press the big [OK] button.

If there'd been [Yes][No][FileNotFound][Cancel] buttons, then the decision would, of course, have been significantly harder.

Well, there is that red "X". Plus, the yellow triangle thingy looks like a cartoon, so it might be clickable. What to do, what to do?

Same thing we always do....Try to take over the world!!!

or panic. Panic always works.

Billkamm:

As amusing as that is that display is a separate computer system not hooked into the actual operation of the elevator. Those displays usually shows ads or weather or something.

While that's true, do you trust a company who can't get something simple like showing a few ads right?

If they can't do that, what are they like at operating Elevators (which I assume would be a more complex task)?

Scott:

Indeed, this is for advertising/information, I wouldn't expect someone to be stupid enough to run equipment that could potentially threaten human life on a 486/PC...

That looks like a CRT monitor, the last I checked they are quite deep in size. How the heck they fit that on a shelf outside of the main elevator walls??

What's wrong with using a 486 for mission critical systems?

[Faster computers just make faster, more accurate, mistakes]

Scott:

I wouldn't expect someone to be stupid enough to run equipment that could potentially threaten human life on a 486/PC...

If I'm not mistaken, the Boeing 747 uses a bunch of 386s/486s for handling flight/navigation features.

Um NASA landed on the moon with a 386

What did their time machine use for a CPU?

Moon landing 1969; i386 released 1985.

I think that's an RPG, not an assault rifle.

Zemm:

Um NASA landed on the moon with a 386

What did their time machine use for a CPU?

Moon landing 1969; i386 released 1985.

False assumption #1: NASA can't use a product until it's released to the public.

False assumption #2: the moon landing was real.

TRWTF is how they've spelt cheque!

That's clearly a meat pie, not a sandwich.

One of the long narrow ones invented so you could eat them one handed whilst driving and talking on your mobile phone.

hambone:

Um NASA landed on the moon with a 386

How ???
The first i386 release was in 1985
Apollo 11 was in 1969, looks like they invented time travel too...

In Soviet WTF:

Is RPG, true, but only launch tube. No... how you say in English...граната...граната... "Grenade". No "warhead". Ass is not so bad.

In Soviet Russia, sandwich eat you for lunch.

Sandwich!? It is CLEARLY a pie.

The ultimately funny thing about ANZ's $0 credit limit is that they are currently running ads (in NSW at least) about how many new ATM's they have installed in the last year... So now you can get a cash advance on your $0 credit limit from more places!

Is it just me, or is 13 22 73 not a phone number? It reads more like a date except that there is no 13 or 22nd month.

nerd65536:

"a sandwich with Ketchup-bottle/assault-rifle arms riding a motorcycle"

Microsoft finally finished redesigning the BSOD?

Now it's the Biker Sandwich of Doom!

Much better

Actually the display is of the elevator control system. Normally it shows four elevators and which floor they're on.

ANZ stands for Australia and New Zealand Banking Group, its a major bank here in Australia (and New Zealand).

The 13 number in the WTF IS a phone number here in Australia, its a special kind of number that businesses use so that they can connect you to the closest branch/office/etc

ummmm no they didn't land on the moon with a 386. that was in 1969. they did it with slide rules!

  
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