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Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 08:09 • by Andy Goth
One time I got an "insufficient resources" error when I tried to close MS-Paint. It happened when I selected File > Exit, when I pressed Alt+F4, when I double-clicked the thingie in the upper left corner of the window, when I clicked the upper-left of the window and selected Close from the pull-down menu, and when I clicked the X button in the upper right. (There are too many ways to close a program.) The only way I could close MS-Paint was with the Task Manager.

I really don't know what to make of that!

Split personality

2008-04-10 08:18 • by sh0dan
>At its original price, Scott M. would be an idiot to buy it. At its discounted price, he'd be an idiot not to!

Especially considering it cannot really agree on whether it is 16x or 20x ;)

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 08:19 • by lolpande
But wait... if i save -$4153.01, shouldn't the price be $8348.01? ZOMG! It's a double WTF!!!

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 08:21 • by Daniel (unregistered)
More interesting is that the price was probably supposed to be $41.95 before, and now $41.99... You save -$0.04?

Re: Split personality

2008-04-10 08:23 • by MacFrog (unregistered)
189008 in reply to 189005
sh0dan:
>At its original price, Scott M. would be an idiot to buy it. At its discounted price, he'd be an idiot not to!

Especially considering it cannot really agree on whether it is 16x or 20x ;)

That's a weighted average between DVD and CD writing speeds. :-)

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 08:23 • by Alan (unregistered)
The real WTF is that at 1185 pounds he is playing guard and not power forward or center...who is coaching that team? They need to get that guy in the paint!

I must say he carries his weight well. I guess it's true that muscle weighs more than fat.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 08:24 • by sweavo (unregistered)
189011 in reply to 189002
Andy Goth:
It happened when I selected File > Exit, when I pressed Alt+F4, when I double-clicked the thingie in the upper left corner of the window, when I clicked the upper-left of the window and selected Close from the pull-down menu, and when I clicked the X button in the upper right. (There are too many ways to close a program.)


There can NEVER be too many ways to close paint.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 09:07 • by yuumei (unregistered)
> Am I the only one that thinks it would be funny if Clippy or Bob or Catface or whatever would throw up any time they encountered an error? Probably.

Only if it involved them exploding in some way. Then I'd create crashes on purpose.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 09:11 • by Stiggy (unregistered)
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Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 09:26 • by Robajob
TRWTF is that the 1185lb player isn't the one called Lumpkin.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 11:08 • by Alex (unregistered)
Typos are WTF's? Really?

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 11:13 • by ...? (unregistered)
189039 in reply to 189011
sweavo:
Andy Goth:
It happened when I selected File > Exit, when I pressed Alt+F4, when I double-clicked the thingie in the upper left corner of the window, when I clicked the upper-left of the window and selected Close from the pull-down menu, and when I clicked the X button in the upper right. (There are too many ways to close a program.)


There can NEVER be too many ways to close paint.


you seem to have issues. maybe a posttraumatic stress disorder by means of MFD? ;)

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 11:16 • by DeLos
Some hockey team should put him in at Goalie

... or not Why don't they have grossly fat guys as hockey goalies?

Then again, this guy is pushing for big fat hockey player. He is over 300 pounds!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsezKqF6HZA

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 11:46 • by Fraggle My Rock (unregistered)
> Am I the only one that thinks it would be funny if Clippy or Bob or Catface or whatever would throw up any time they encountered an error? Probably.

Either that or start humping the error message bubble.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 12:04 • by ollo (unregistered)
189057 in reply to 189015
I'd expect Antonio instead, as he's the second #23 player...

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 12:06 • by ollo (unregistered)
...besides, "Anthony" (and it's Variations) seems to be a rather popular name...

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2008-04-10 12:22 • by Benjamin (unregistered)
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Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 13:04 • by DISK_SPACE_NOT_FOUND (unregistered)
189078 in reply to 189002
Andy Goth:
One time I got an "insufficient resources" error when I tried to close MS-Paint. It happened when I selected File > Exit, when I pressed Alt+F4, when I double-clicked the thingie in the upper left corner of the window, when I clicked the upper-left of the window and selected Close from the pull-down menu, and when I clicked the X button in the upper right. (There are too many ways to close a program.) The only way I could close MS-Paint was with the Task Manager.

I really don't know what to make of that!
Paint must have been unable to delete a temporary file it was using because there was not enough disk space available.

Re: Split personality

2008-04-10 17:25 • by joelkatz
189135 in reply to 189005
sh0dan:
Especially considering it cannot really agree on whether it is 16x or 20x ;)


An unqualified speed is almost always the DVD read speed. So it reads at 20x. The "16x" is clearly marked as a DVD write speed.

Doh

2008-04-10 18:18 • by An oppressed mass (unregistered)
189144 in reply to 189015
Am I the only one who stared at the bottom one for 5mins before realising it was the ad?


Re: Doh

2008-04-10 18:27 • by Saemundr (unregistered)
189147 in reply to 189144
An oppressed mass:
Am I the only one who stared at the bottom one for 5mins before realising it was the ad?


No, i did too. I didnt find that one very funny.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 18:43 • by CoyneT (unregistered)
189148 in reply to 189002
Andy Goth:
One time I got an "insufficient resources" error when I tried to close MS-Paint.


I bet it got the out of resources trying to display the dialog to ask you if you wanted to save the file first.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 20:35 • by Eternal Density
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Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-10 23:18 • by Schlemiel (unregistered)
Now where's that MVP for MS Paint when we need him?

BTW it only happened to you once? It's a pretty easy repro.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-11 01:39 • by Nozz
Heh, I know the shop in that first error'd. That store really is one WTF after the other. Cheap prices though.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-11 02:17 • by zetetic (unregistered)
Am I the only one that thinks it would be funny if Clippy or Bob or Catface or whatever would throw up any time they encountered an error? Probably.


That really makes you think. What does Clippy throw up? Staples??

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-11 02:19 • by zetetic (unregistered)
189173 in reply to 189010
Alan:
I must say he carries his weight well. I guess it's true that muscle weighs more than fat.


Two words: adamantium skeleton

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-11 03:37 • by iMalc (unregistered)
Posting error
An attempt was made to remember a humourous comment that had previously been remembered.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-11 04:03 • by Peter (unregistered)
189183 in reply to 189015
Since I'm a bit on the metric side, I did not get the last one until after a while and some conversion. (yes I should have gotten it from the comment)

For the rest of you metrics out there
1185 pounds = 537.51 kilograms

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-11 05:09 • by Bobbo (unregistered)
189198 in reply to 189010
Alan:
The real WTF is that at 1185 pounds he is playing guard and not power forward or center...who is coaching that team? They need to get that guy in the paint!


Err, what?

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-11 05:45 • by Mike Dimmick (unregistered)
The 'not remembered' error is particularly poor. I guess the guy who saw the error is running Windows 2000 as the message has changed to "The local device name has a remembered connection to another network resource" in Windows XP SP2. It's still not very helpful.

0x8007nnnn HRESULTs are Win32 error codes pasted into an HRESULT. 0x4B2 is 1202, which if you look it up in WinError.h is ERROR_DEVICE_ALREADY_REMEMBERED. Searching for that gets you the documentation for WNetAddConnection2, which is used for mapping network drives. The error actually means 'you've already mapped this drive letter to something else'.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-11 11:06 • by Andrew (unregistered)
189285 in reply to 189198
Err, what?


Don't worry about it, he's just stupid...

Re: Split personality

2008-04-11 16:08 • by Freddy Bob (unregistered)
189384 in reply to 189005
sh0dan:
>At its original price, Scott M. would be an idiot to buy it. At its discounted price, he'd be an idiot not to!

Especially considering it cannot really agree on whether it is 16x or 20x ;)


If it's both then it could be a quantum computer.

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-12 10:47 • by Ron (unregistered)
Lol!!

Some more funny error messages (and an interactive generator to create yours) can be found here (you can write in many languages):

http://www.in3d.eu/in3d_Programming/Error_Generator/Error_Generator.php


Have fun!!

Re: Getting Mixed Messages

2008-04-13 02:34 • by wambo (unregistered)
There this funny one from Eclipse:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5526/1344/1600/eclipse-bea.png
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