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Cognos generated SQL? I've seen much worse.
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Oh my god....
Was it formatted like that in the original application? Or are you obfuscating it to give it more wtf-ery? (or wth-ery or whatever-it-is-we-are-this-werk-ery) |
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Well, C and E for sure. Not so sure of A B and D however.
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F. All of the above.
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Ouch! Stop the insanity! I think there's actually a hidden message to an alternate life-form buried in there if only this weren't a Wednesday (and a work day to boot)...
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maybe we should ask SpectateSwamp to find the images embedded inside the script. His birds have a trained eye for that.
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F: Ha ha, fooled you!
This is actually code that mortgage lenders have been using to decide whether you're sub-prime or not. You feed in the details, and if the answer comes back before the week is out, you get your loan. |
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If that was hand-written, the person responsible has failed. At life.
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Great, my lunch just burped back up. This is the sickest thing I've seen all day.
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Let me guess. A major part of it is calculating the date of easter, first full moon after equinox and all.
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This MUST be the output of a graphical tool - for the sanity of everyone in the entire industry. The alternative does not bear contemplation.
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f. commit homicide
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My god, I just puked on my keyboard.
Please tell me someone didn't write this by hand. |
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g: it's april's fools sequel
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Table and column names with spaces and dashes. Nice touch :)
I love this code! Sorry, just noticed that April Fool's day is already behind us. WTF is this code?! |
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I guess it would be a a lot better if it was indented properly.
(CASE WHEN "Help Desk Attributes".Priority = '3-Medium' AND ("Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" - (Case WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 0 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 5 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 6 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 12 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 13 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 19 THEN 5 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 4 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 5 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 11 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 12 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 18 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 3 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 4 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 10 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 11 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 17 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 2 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 3 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 9 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 10 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 16 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 1 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 2 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 8 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 9 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 15 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 0 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 1 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 7 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 8 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 14 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 0 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 1 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" <= 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 76 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 7 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 13 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 14 THEN 5 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 20 THEN 6 ELSE 0 END)) <= 5 THEN 1 WHEN "Help Desk Attributes".Priority = '4-Low' AND ("Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" - (Case WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 0 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 5 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 6 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 12 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 13 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 1 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 19 THEN 5 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 4 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 5 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 11 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 12 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 2 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 18 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 3 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 4 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 10 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 11 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 3 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 17 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 2 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 3 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 9 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 10 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 4 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 16 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 1 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 2 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 8 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 9 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 5 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 15 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 0 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 1 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 7 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 8 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 6 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 14 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" BETWEEN -1 AND 0 THEN 0 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 1 THEN 1 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" <= 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 76 THEN 2 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 7 THEN 3 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 13 THEN 4 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" = 14 THEN 5 WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" = 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 20 THEN 6 ELSE 0 END)) <= 10 THEN 1 ELSE 0 END) Still quite WTF tho ;) Addendum (2008-04-02 08:40): I guess it would be a a lot better if it was indented properly.
Still quite WTF tho ;) |
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H: This is actually a fragment of SQL code for determining an extremely accurate 5-year projection on Stock Prices.
Unfortunately, it takes 5 years to run. |
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Somehow, that the reformatting only serves to highlight just how crazy it actually is. Before, it just -seemed- crazy. Now I know it is.
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Not really.... |
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Reminds me of the only valid way to validate email addresses with regular expressions:
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Even better would be really REALLY correct indenting:
It doesn't tell you how many business days are between the two dates - best I can tell, it seems to indicate if a help desk ticket is going to close within a certain number of business days (5 days for Medium, 10 days for Low). Or something like that. |
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Maybe I should somewhat obfuscate and share the 1500 line 12 UNION'd, multi join on subquery monster that I get to occasionally deal with in my job....I'd almost wish for today's WTF...
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Re: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
2008-04-02 09:22
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Brad
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Bored much????????????? |
Thanks for quoting his ENTIRE post. I needed to see that code one more time to really get my morning going. |
Re: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
2008-04-02 09:37
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SQLFormatPedant
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I don't think your formatting should start a new line for the "AND" in "BETWEEN -1 AND 4" for example - confuses rather than simplifies understanding.
Also did you spot the deliberate mistake in the code? "WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" <= 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 76 THEN 2" obviously should be "WHEN "- Open Date"."Day in Week" <= 7 AND "Help Desk Attributes"."TAT To Close - Days" <= 6 THEN 2" WTF! |
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I hear that if you read this code out loud, you conjure up a viking sun god and the easter bunny, and in the end it turns up that they're both Tyler Durden
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This code is written by some evil person who want everyone that looks at it to commit suicide.
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Re: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
2008-04-02 09:45
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silent d
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CASE WHEN code = 'ridiculous' THEN 'WTF' WHEN code = 'ridiculous' AND indentation = 'proper' THEN 'WTF' ELSE 'WTH' END |
Re: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
2008-04-02 09:51
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Kuba
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Probably 1% of "enterprise grade" code is written exactly this way (a 1500 liner where 10 lines suffice), and the people who do it think no less of themselves. That's the real WTF. |
Re: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
2008-04-02 09:52
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erlando
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My inner coder just died a horrible flaming death. I will now go dig holes for a living for the rest of my life. |
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I just...wait...what?
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It does look a little better with indentation. The same way a turd looks better than a turd that has been stepped on and smeared on the sidewalk... |
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I shall show this code to my intern whenever he claims some (my) SQL code is hard to read ;-)
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Re: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
2008-04-02 10:14
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Easter Bunny
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Hey don't blame this crap on me man! All I do is drop candy turds on your lawn. For this ... you need IBM. |
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Will this query DSN server to check is the non local part of the address resolves properly.
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Will this query DSN server to check is the non local part of the address resolves properly?
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I worked for a subprime lender for about 5 years, and the actual approval code looks more like this:
public static bool ApproveLoan() { return Borrower.HasPulse; } |
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Holy Freakin' God!
I think someone needs to create a Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for computer programming languages. That would certainly provide an outlet for monstrosities such as this. |
It's like that video from The Ring. You have to show the code to 5 other people or you will die. |
Quick! Somebody get MPS! |
That's exactly how I feel after seeing this. |
Re: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
2008-04-02 10:55
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Thanks for proving that the "approved" comments are worthless junk as well. |
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Holy crap, look at that!! :S
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can I guess that the poster listens to the NPR Wait Wait podcast?
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Re: Pop Quiz, Hotshot
2008-04-02 12:07
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Smash
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Dont worry pal, the whole sungod thing was just a joke. OTOH, the easter bunny part was very serious. |
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"Shoot the hostage."
-- Officer Jack Traven "Speed" |
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