Comment On Really Secure WPA

This comment should always be frist.

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AKISMIT!

Are people still saying "first" in this day and age?

my name:

Are people still saying "first" in this day and age?

Yes or No

Comment number 5 here.

You are all being idiots.

Please do not be disterbing this thread. I am coming here for insite and entertanement, not stupidity.

Nagesh:

You are all being idiots.

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12.7 PB, not 14

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

OJ:

12.7 PB, not 14

It is probably a HFS plus file system (only filesystem that can store such a large file that has Windows support*)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_file_systems#Limits

* I may be wrong on this point, so if I am wrong please correct me

TRWTF is WPA encryption

Nagesh:

Please do not be disterbing this thread. I am coming here for insite and entertanement, not stupidity.

I actually agree with (fake) Nagesh. There.

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

portablejim:

OJ:

12.7 PB, not 14

It is probably a HFS plus file system (only filesystem that can store such a large file that has Windows support*)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_file_systems#Limits

* I may be wrong on this point, so if I am wrong please correct me

You are wrong, according to your cited source. NTFS, which we hope is supported by Windows, goes up to 16EB, i.e. three orders of magnitude larger than the teen quantity of PB...

veggen:

Nagesh:

Please do not be disterbing this thread. I am coming here for insite and entertanement, not stupidity.

I actually agree with (fake) Nagesh. There.

Well, then I apologize in advance for disterbing this thread with this useless and uninsiteful comment

Steve The Cynic:

portablejim:

OJ:

12.7 PB, not 14

It is probably a HFS plus file system (only filesystem that can store such a large file that has Windows support*)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_file_systems#Limits

* I may be wrong on this point, so if I am wrong please correct me

You are wrong, according to your cited source. NTFS, which we hope is supported by Windows, goes up to 16EB, i.e. three orders of magnitude larger than the teen quantity of PB...

That is the limit of the file system itself; however, quoting Wikipedia:

Wikipedia:

This is the limit of the on-disk structures. The NTFS driver for Windows NT limits the volume size that it can handle to 226 TB and the file size to 16 TB respectively.

TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

db2:

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

my name:

Are people still saying "first" in this day and age?

No, they say 'frist'.

Velox:

db2:

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

Exactly.

(Hi Akismet)

Alex Papadumbass:

Velox:

db2:

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

Whenever you see a product that says "you need to upgrade because so-and-so did" run like hell. This is a sure sign that you are working with something from an antisocial vendor who is doing their best to lock you in to a proprietary product so they can keep sucking money from the same fools year after year.

The correct way is to establish a standard format for the information to be shared, and let multiple programs compete to see who can best work with that format. We had this, for a little while, with the web. It was based on HTML and HTTP standards but then vendors started thinking "how can I muck around with this until everyone has to use my browser only?"

Hint: "Word" is not a standard, it is a vendor's proprietary product. So saying "my document is in Word format" is like saying "I know how to make noise with my mouth without expressing anything meaningful."

Andrew:

TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

kthxbai.

Re number two: Just get an image enhancer that can bitmap, to save some precious storage space.

Nagesh:

Andrew:

TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

kthxbai.

Sure. But just barely.

Remy Porter:

Alex Papadumbass:

Velox:

db2:

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed awey while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

FTFY
Good ridence, Alex.

TRWTF is HP QC.

CAPTCHA: "dignissim" because QC users have lost all dignissim.

Remy Porter:

Alex Papadumbass:

Velox:

db2:

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

Are you sure of qualified to give enema?

Nagesh:

Remy Porter:

Alex Papadumbass:

Velox:

db2:

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed awey while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

FTFY
Good ridence, Alex.

That, by you, is fixed? Try "away."

Bryan Slatner needs to ditch his NAS box.

Katy Gaga:

Nagesh:

Remy Porter:

Alex Papadumbass:

Velox:

db2:

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed away while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

FTFY
Good ridence, Alex.

That, by you, is fixed? Try "away."

Tried. What now?

Nagesh:

Andrew:

TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

kthxbai.

I had a son who had rusty iron spikes jammed in his eyeballs once. I assure you it was no laughing matter.

Sorry, I couldn't help it on that one.

Jay:

Nagesh:

Andrew:

TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

kthxbai.

I had a son who had rusty iron spikes jammed in his eyeballs once. I assure you it was no laughing matter.

Sorry, I couldn't help it on that one.

Rusty spike very serious. You need to take tetnus shot.

Nagesh:

Andrew:

TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

kthxbai.

I am thinking you have not used QC then... It is bad, very very bad.
My techs have to use it to report results, our test efficency dropped like a stone once they moved to QC. They take more time to put their test results into the DB than it takes them to run the damn test in the first place.

Josh must have gotten the last ResourceBundle snapfish had in stock. I wonder if I were to purchase the last cash register at my local cash register dealer if they would sell me the one they were currently using. I would certainly expect a reasonable discount with it being a floor model and all.

Chris has found the newest Team Viewer feature, by only showing options other users have selected it predicts future selections with 100% accuracy. This saves time and reduces confusion for all Team Viewer users.

Andrew:

TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

That is precisely the sort of "quality" one would expect from something with HP in its name.

Don't know how the rest was determined, but the appearance of 2^16 in the middle of the WPA message ("49655368 to 971687751") suggests really creative programming.

Just in case that "49655368 to 971687751" is not mutually inclusive, guess I'd start trying with 49655369.

Or do you mean passed GAS?

LOL!

Frank:

Or do you mean passed GAS?

LOL!

You peeple laugh my English, but you also not understands English. Already told you Alex passed away. Read post above.

nB:

Nagesh:

Andrew:

TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

kthxbai.

I am thinking you have not used QC then... It is bad, very very bad.
My techs have to use it to report results, our test efficency dropped like a stone once they moved to QC. They take more time to put their test results into the DB than it takes them to run the damn test in the first place.

How's it compare with QF-Test?

db2:

DaveK:

So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

The font looks exactly like the one used on Dresser-Wayne gas pumps, and "normal" ones only have two lines, so it's probably being used in compatibility mode for that screen.

But out of context it's pretty funny.

Nagesh:

kthxbai.

Has nagesh always been coding in lolcode?

In 10 years, someone will see the iPod touch picture and think "I don't get it".

I'm forced to use Quality Center on a daily basis at work.

But compared to our automation test "framework", QC looks like a masterpiece of software engineering.

Our automation test framework is on the order of 50,000 lines of VBScript.

50,000 lines of VBScript.

FIFTY THOUSAND LINES OF VEE BEE SCRIPT.

(Enlarge that again, wouldya?)

-Insert 72 pt font "FIFTY THOUSAND LINES OF VB SCRIPT"-

Written by Indians. From India.

Woot! Software I work on is featured on TDWTF! Is that a milestone or a new low...?

Long story short, statfs and statvfs are not interchangeable...

Ralph:

Hint: "Word" is not a standard, it is a vendor's proprietary product. So saying "my document is in Word format" is like saying "I know how to make noise with my mouth without expressing anything meaningful."

Ah, of course. Yet by saying exactly "my document is in Word format"; most intelligent - crap no, pretty much all users I've ever known in 20 years doing IT - know what product to use when opening the document. At most, you're missing the information of version but since most office platforms have compatibility patches that allow you to read Word 2010 docs natively on Word 2003; even that's not a barrier.

So in conclusion, you're essentially an idiot with too much time on your hands mate.