Comment On Rly, Rly, Rly Tru

frist twit

My coworker, YY, who is afraid to post himself, says "Frist"

tldr

mmm Cant get enough of the delicious April Truth.

#define true 0

The truth is not what it seems.

All of you at thedailywtf are really getting too much mileage out of this. Not that I don't enjoy it. :-)

going for a poop now

@WhiskeyJack MAN this one's tough

WTF WTF WTF

Probably a nice result of software evolution:

v 1.0:

return checkThis() && checkThat() && alsoThis();

v 1.1:
- checkThat() is not needed anymore

return checkThis() && true && alsoThis();

v 1.2:
- checkThis() is not needed anymore

return true && true && alsoThis();


This construction does reveal the isActivated() function has a history, it is not a stub just returning true because the compiler is going crazy otherwise ;)

What I tell you three times is true.

Obviously this stands for The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth.

i dm& dat d cmnts gt ltd 2 140 chars lk d 1st Apr RTcL

OK, enough of the "humour"/twitter stuff - the key to comedy is:

a) timing
b) knowing when to quit

Horse myHorse = new Horse();

myHorse.Kill();

do

{

    myHorse.Flog();

} while (!myHorse.Alive)

Joke didn't start funny, keeping it up doesn't make it funny. The dailywtf just got removed from my rss list as it is apparent that this is going to last all day.

HUMOR IS REPETITION

Nate:

HUMOR IS REPETITION

Anonymous Coward:

Nate:

HUMOR IS REPETITION

SQB:

Anonymous Coward:

Nate:

HUMOR IS REPETITION

I usually go for

  return !false || true || file_not_found;

to make sure it RLY returns what it should.

twitter, applying AT&T assembly language syntax to English one scatterbrained thought fragment at a time.

Seriously, what the hell is up with all the symbols twitterers attach to nouns? it just wastes those precious 140 characters faster.

As SQB says, clearly a Lewis Carroll fan.

tl;dr

We're so, so sorry, your highness. Will you please forgive us?

The truth?
You can't handle the truth!

Comments are called for!
Why not in haiku format?
That will keep them short.

To echo an earlier comment somewhat. I expected some snarky replies to this post. Yet I hunted and found none.

i <3 tdwtf better this way without the creative writing

Palad1:

The truth?
You can't handle the truth!

You beat me to it!

Outlaw Programmer:

SQB:

Anonymous Coward:

Nate:

HUMOR IS REPETITION

jimlangrunner:

Outlaw Programmer:

SQB:

Anonymous Coward:

Nate:

HUMOR IS REPETITION

Palad1:

The truth?
You can't handle the truth!

I can....

  public class Me

  {

    private object truth;

    public event EventHandler TruthSet;



    public object Truth

    {

      get { return this.truth; }

      set

      {

        this.truth = value;

        if (this.TruthSet!= null)

          this.TruthSet(this, new EventArgs());

      }

    }



    public Me()

    {

    }

}

These mini-WTFs have been a lot better than the tldr; WTFs I've been seeing lately.

Read, understand, chuckle, move on. Great!!!

BestSnowman:

Joke didn't start funny, keeping it up doesn't make it funny. The dailywtf just got removed from my rss list as it is apparent that this is going to last all day.

RAGE QUIT!

lolwtf:

jimlangrunner:

Outlaw Programmer:

SQB:

Anonymous Coward:

Nate:

HUMOR IS REPETITION

I hope they follow good design patterns and also implemented the reverse:

public override bool IsPassive() {
return false && false && false;
}

There should be an article with 47 words too.

SHAKESPEARE: Brevity is the soul of wit.

PROGRAMMER: Unless you're on Twitter, then it's just annoying.

NCBloodhound:

Palad1:

The truth?
You can't handle the truth!

I can....

  public class Me

  {

    private object truth;

    public event EventHandler TruthSet;



    public object Truth

    {

      get { return this.truth; }

      set

      {

        this.truth = value;

        if (this.TruthSet!= null)

          this.TruthSet(this, new EventArgs());

      }

    }



    public Me()

    {

    }

}

TRWTF is that Java doesn't have properties

....This is torture.....

I personally would opt for

public override bool IsActive() {

  return true || true || true; 

}

That way, even if one or two of the trues gets broken, the rest will keep the code functioning.

After all, in mission critical applications the key components are commonly triplicated.

#define true (rand()&1)

Harry Carey:

TRWTF is that Java doesn't have properties

How can you see it's Java? Could be C# for all I know, which does.

Someone You Know:

BestSnowman:

Joke didn't start funny, keeping it up doesn't make it funny. The dailywtf just got removed from my rss list as it is apparent that this is going to last all day.

RAGE QUIT!

Have you added us all to your ignore list yet?

Pim:

Harry Carey:

TRWTF is that Java doesn't have properties

How can you see it's Java? Could be C# for all I know, which does.

It's an encompasing virtue that we all hold near and dear to our hearts. I know it was C#. The Java equivelent would've been the ugly sister.

Mestafais:

lolwtf:

jimlangrunner:

Outlaw Programmer:

SQB:

Anonymous Coward:

Nate:

HUMOR IS REPETITION

No problem, there's an easy fix....

public override bool IsActive() {
return true && false && filenotfound;
}

"Is too, is too is too!"

I know that I know that I know it's true.

I actually like these Twitter-style posts. More WTF posts, same WTF factor, no unnecessary filler. I say keep it this way. Really, I’m serio