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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:06
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dpm
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"I'm not sure what Drive Thru Parking is all about."
You've not been through a fast-food joint when they're so busy that they can't get your order to you immediately; to prevent clogging the lane (which could lose potential customers, who are usually not in a patient mood), you are directed to park off to the side until your food is ready, at which point an employee brings it to your car and you can drive off into traffic while munching a McGreaseBomb. Perfectly normal. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:11
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jspenguin
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Obviously, "Gay" is the cashier's name -- probably short for Gaylord. Maybe he actually is gay, and doesn't mind the nickname. Or, his name could be "Bob" and his co-workers are playing a prank on him.
As for the IBM check, just be glad it wasn't this:
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:15
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amischiefr
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This poster was gay. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:18
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Lupus.Umbrae
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The method for cross-aver Ethernet cable seems more like a method for a plit-pair to me...
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:22
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Lupus.Umbrae
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I am well aware of the typo in my post. Duh.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:24
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Anon
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Nothing wrong with the change machine sign. The sign is on the side of the machine, the machine only says "Change" on the front, so if you're looking from the side, you might not notice it.
Also, hmmm...bacon bits. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:24
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sibtrag
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According to http://www.ibm.com/investor/pdf/ibm_ir_dividends_2008_v2.pdf,
the 1Q09 dividend was $0.50 per share. Thus D.A. owned 0.04 shares of IBM stock which would be valued at around $4 right now. Taken out as cash, this would be about 2% return annually. Disclaimer: For investment advice, consult someone who knows what they're talking about. I am an IBM employee and may have a biased viewpoint. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:25
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Dennis C.
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I have a female friend named Gay.
As good name has been dragged through the mud by homosexuals. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:27
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MisterCheese
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Gay can actually be a girl's name too. OK - I can work out the $1.002 (I think the 0.002 is a bit tight personally) - but e^(i.pi) - surely even bankers can't use imaginitive cash? [Captcha: delenit - a method of removing headlice?] |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:31
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moogal
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Since when was it a bad thing to be gay anyway?
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:35
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random name here
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e^(i.pi) is the real number -1, so that totals in 0.002 |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:35
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douglas
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e^(i.pi) = -1. No imaginary cash involved. The check is for two tenths of a cent. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:38
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Jess Me
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Obviously, the sign is the change machine. What do you think "HERE" means anyway?
That big brown box looks sorta like a change machine, but the painted letters only say "CHAN" followed by some stuff that's partially obscured by a Post-It. Could be a DVD vending machine that specializes in Jackie Chan movies. Or "Chance" - maybe it's a slot machine. I mean there are a lot of possibilities and there's really no way to know for sure. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:42
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Nobody
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This one is kind of lame.
Gay is a person's name. The "change" sign is helpful. The dividend is paid quarterly and is based on the amount of shares owned. This person apparently owns a fraction of a share. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:44
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Leo
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Comment located here.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:45
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Brian
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The Microsoft survey last page takes you to a 404 error.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:45
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Richard
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Drive Thru Parking is where people who have driven thru wait if their meal takes time to prepare. Usually happens when you ask for a salad
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:46
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vrijdom
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About the survey:
12. Please provide your contact information if you would like to receive a TDWTF sticker. * Offer good in the U.S. only. Discrimination! And why is there a Country field then? |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:48
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Anonymouse
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"Only two cents" indeed.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:52
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Fast Eddie
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Actually, if the company was based in a Blue State, they probably WOULD want the US flag airbrushed out...
I'm just sayin' |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:53
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Code Slave
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The flag thing makes sense for an Australian company (which it is), or one doing international business.
Of course, the WTF is in whomever sent it out without proofing (or answering the graphic artist's question) |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:55
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monkeyPushButton
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I think that's my 401K right now. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:56
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null reference
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ditto ... I should submit this |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 09:58
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La Raza
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Correct because in the Peoples Republic of California the US flag has been banned and only the Mexican flag can be flown for official purposes. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:01
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pitchingchris
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I did the survey too, got the 404 also.. I guess no TDWTF sticker for me. The funny thing was that the 404 pages said it is possible the page never existed :) |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:02
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jspenguin
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Did anyone else read the last one as "Borat Longyear Limited"?
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:12
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bat
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and informing that you can get the sticker only if in US _after_ you have completed the survey (mind that there is no word about it on the main page) seems for me so adequate to the fact that it's about M$ :) |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:19
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blindman
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Also, isn't is shameful what the group Dire Straits did to besmirch the heterosexuals? Appalling. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:19
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J.R. Blood
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Wow! IBM actually gave you their 2 cents worth...
Sry, had to be said. :p CAPTCHA: acsi - Oh like the series hasn't replicated enough clones that it has to have a version called CSI:WTF? |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:22
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Stoker
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[quote user="MisterCheese"][quote user="jspenguin"]Obviously, "Gay" is the cashier's name -- probably short for Gaylord. Maybe he actually is gay, and doesn't mind the nickname. Or, his name could be "Bob" and his co-workers are playing a prank on him.
As for the IBM check, just be glad it wasn't this: [/quote]
Gay can actually be a girl's name too. OK - I can work out the $1.002 (I think the 0.002 is a bit tight personally) - but e^(i.pi) - surely even bankers can't use imaginitive cash? Of course bankers use imaginative cash - how do you think we got into this financial mess? |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:28
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Ed
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That or stealing the artist proof of concept image without payment. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:28
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JimmyVile
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[quote user="Stoker"][quote user="MisterCheese"][quote user="jspenguin"]Obviously, "Gay" is the cashier's name -- probably short for Gaylord. Maybe he actually is gay, and doesn't mind the nickname. Or, his name could be "Bob" and his co-workers are playing a prank on him.
As for the IBM check, just be glad it wasn't this: [/quote]
Gay can actually be a girl's name too. OK - I can work out the $1.002 (I think the 0.002 is a bit tight personally) - but e^(i.pi) - surely even bankers can't use imaginitive cash? Of course bankers use imaginative cash - how do you think we got into this financial mess?[/quote] e^(i * pi) = -1 |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:31
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threecheese
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If you check the pdf behind the shareholder's notice link, there's another couple of wtfs in there....
captcha: appellatio (OMG?!? Damn fruitophiles getting their own words now...) |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:41
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m0ffx
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Fixed |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:41
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zolf
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I like that stylish 404 after finishing the survey ;)
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:45
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Mitur Binesderti
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I'm not really sure what the problem with the company taking out the flag. Other than being stupid and leaving the text there.
They are an Australian and the US pres was probably Bush at the time so it's understandable. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:47
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Fast Eddie
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Typical liberal... ...I don't agree so it must be a troll. ;-/ Go back and play at DailyKOS and leave the grownups alone. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:52
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Fast Eddie
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Now that you mention it...so did I at first. That explains it! It was all a joke on us! When does the movie about this come out? |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 10:59
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Pol
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I think the "A Sane Approach to Database Design" needs to read a book on "A Sane Approach to Web Design"!!
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:00
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ve2dmn
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That "Keep warning the children" sign is from somewhere in Quebec... (Where all the sign have to be in French by law and thus must be the only place in the world where the stop sign doesn't say "Stop". The Canada Post box in the background is another clue...)
Living there we get much more English to French mistranslations... Things like: "Lamp Oil" translated to "Lamping Petrol" "Made in Turkey" translated with "Made with turkey meat" But the best one yet is on the washing instruction for one of my shirt. Original text: "See reverse for Care. -Machine Wash cold with like color only -Non-Chlorine bleach when needed -Hang or Tumble dry low, Remove Promply -Cool Iron when needed -May be dry cleaned -Do not Iron Decoration" Was Translated to: "See Contrary for love -The machine washes the cold with the loved color only -The decoration not-chlorine when necessary -Hang or fall dry, the low level removed on time -Cool down some iron metal when necessary -Cleaned. The month of May is dry. -The decoration is not made of Iron" At least the symbols are the same in every languages :) |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:12
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Jamie
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The receipt says the cashier was gay. Now he is something else. I am guessing sex change operation. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:13
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Blackice
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Dollars or cents? Or maybe .002 is like -40 degrees where Fahrenheit and Celsius are the same? |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:15
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jspenguin
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This was a response to Verizon's inability to do basic math |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:18
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shadowman
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No it's trolling because it's a completely off-topic political flame. No matter what viewpoint it comes from. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:23
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Someone
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:24
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Code Dependent
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That was funny. Thanks! The "May" mistranslation sounds more like Ebonics-to-French. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:26
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Adriano
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The check says 'Dollars' after the amount. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:34
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tomester
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Haha, my uncle had one of those eMachines.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:35
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justsomedude
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it's not $1.002 it's just $0.002, and that's not imaginary. e^(i.pi) = -1 which is real, the summation = +1 which is also real. Just because a component has i does not mean the quantity is imaginary, if that were true, Engineers would be in big trouble. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Cabling Confusion, Dividend Bling, & More
2009-04-24 11:53
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Skizz
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Comment for normal sighted:
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