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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:04 • by kastein
Gerrie needs to make some of those into "Caution! THIS IS SPARTA" signs. And perhaps find that sidewalk chalk artist to put a bottomless pit between the signs...

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:04 • by Someone You Know
Ruquay K Calloway, I'm curious to know how a hill outside Jerusalem was able to fix your coffee machine.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:05 • by anon (unregistered)
(briefly say first)

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:07 • by galgorah
I just hope Savvas was smart enough not to directly link his bank account to his paypal account.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:22 • by KanjiMonster (unregistered)
I have the exact same coffee machine, and I also did the same mistake at least once.

Making coffee before you had your first coffee is complicated.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:23 • by Code Dependent
264915 in reply to 264910
Someone You Know:
Ruquay K Calloway, I'm curious to know how a hill outside Jerusalem was able to fix your coffee machine.
The coffee machine was "saved", man. Duh...

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:23 • by galgorah
264916 in reply to 264914
catch 22? Need to make coffee to think straight but can't make coffee without thinking straight.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:24 • by Mikoangelo (unregistered)
264917 in reply to 264914
KanjiMonster:
Making coffee before you had your first coffee is complicated.


But surely, if it's the first pot of the day, you have to do a bootstrap run! Makes perfect sense.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:24 • by Scott (unregistered)
typo in the Sunnet Beskerming ad...

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:26 • by Code Dependent
264919 in reply to 264914
KanjiMonster:
Making coffee before you had your first coffee is complicated.
Hence the value of setting it up the night before. That is, unless by "the night before" you mean 3:00 AM straggling in from the clubs bleary-eyed and bleary-brained.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:27 • by Wonz (unregistered)
264920 in reply to 264912
galgorah:
I just hope Savvas was smart enough not to directly link his bank account to his paypal account.

I doubt it. He wasn't smart enough to just cover it up with a black rectangle and instead went for a gaussian filter

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:29 • by Code Dependent
I use boxing in my code on occasion, but I don't think I've ever boxed a null.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:34 • by jspenguin
The empty box is not a WTF. If you're shipping several small boxes in a bigger box, and the big box isn't quite full, it's often easier (and more eco-friendly) to pack an empty box than to fill the empty space with packing material. You mark the box as "empty" so the receiver doesn't complain about missing pieces.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:35 • by Code Dependent
Not sure what DaVinci wanted to convey with that logo/slogan, but what "Future Proof" says to me is, "We've taken steps to shield ourselves and our products from advancement and improvement, as evidenced by our logo... a 3.5 floppy."

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:35 • by emurphy
Is the restaurant WTF just that they used seven lines instead of one, or is there more to it?

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:35 • by Neil (unregistered)
Nice how the content images were in a "spons" folder and the sponsor images weren't. Of course they were all hidden by my Adblock plus rule set.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:39 • by SenTree
264927 in reply to 264916
galgorah:
catch 22? Need to make coffee to think straight but can't make coffee without thinking straight.

We in the backward parts of the world have a solution for this [pun intended]. It's called 'Instant Coffee'.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:42 • by Johnny Awkward (unregistered)
264929 in reply to 264927
SenTree:
galgorah:
catch 22? Need to make coffee to think straight but can't make coffee without thinking straight.

We in the backward parts of the world have a solution for this [pun intended]. It's called 'Instant Coffee'.


I might be called Instant 'Coffee', but it doesn't taste like it.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:43 • by some guy (unregistered)
I'm enjoying these images, don't get me wrong, but aren't we starting lose focus here? It's turning into thedailyicanhasfailgrish. All that's missing is cats that can't spell.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:45 • by Flatline
264931 in reply to 264924
emurphy:
Is the restaurant WTF just that they used seven lines instead of one, or is there more to it?


Sadly I think that's all it is. Not really very WTF-y.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:45 • by Joe Coder (unregistered)
264932 in reply to 264923
Code Dependent:
Not sure what DaVinci wanted to convey with that logo/slogan, but what "Future Proof" says to me is, "We've taken steps to shield ourselves and our products from advancement and improvement, as evidenced by our logo... a 3.5 floppy."


So thats what that is... I was looking at a sideways "L" and saying WTF?

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:46 • by Thief^
264933 in reply to 264925
Neil:
Nice how the content images were in a "spons" folder and the sponsor images weren't. Of course they were all hidden by my Adblock plus rule set.


I'm pretty sure the dailywtf adverts have always been in a "tizes" folder. Personally I don't block the adverts on dailywtf, as they asked nicely. I still ignore them though.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:48 • by sibtrag
264935 in reply to 264922
jspenguin:
You mark the box as "empty" so the receiver doesn't complain about missing pieces.


Standard wording would be "this box intentionally left empty".

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:50 • by lolwtfceilingcat (unregistered)
264937 in reply to 264930
some guy:
I'm enjoying these images, don't get me wrong, but aren't we starting lose focus here? It's turning into thedailyicanhasfailgrish. All that's missing is cats that can't spell.
I see what you did there

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:52 • by hikari
264938 in reply to 264930
some guy:
I'm enjoying these images, don't get me wrong, but aren't we starting lose focus here? It's turning into thedailyicanhasfailgrish. All that's missing is cats that can't spell.


They're only once a week, at least.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:54 • by ubersoldat
awww!!! I took your stupid Micro$oft survey for the sticker and at the end you tell me you don't ship outside the U.S. ?
BTW, how can a company market it's products on a site that mostly despises it's products.

Yeah VB and .Net suck!

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 09:54 • by Wargeek (unregistered)
Unbreakable wall plates, eh? I thing we've found our new armor material for personnel and combat vehicles. Just screw together overlapping layers (or, if you don't want to drive screws into our brave lads and lasses, maybe sew them onto a fabric backing, I guess). VOILA! Invulnerable, indestructable, unstoppable warriors!

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:03 • by Diego (unregistered)
The sign is a typical example of "macaroni english" translation. The meaning is "in the museum there are SOME (not "same") tortuous paths". The Italian word is "tortuosi", which sounds like "tortoises". Same sounds, same meaning! :D

I remember a family I saw one day in front of a fishmonger, convinced that "scallops" and "scaloppine" were the same thing. :)

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:06 • by galgorah
264942 in reply to 264920
Wonz:
galgorah:
I just hope Savvas was smart enough not to directly link his bank account to his paypal account.

I doubt it. He wasn't smart enough to just cover it up with a black rectangle and instead went for a gaussian filter
You sir make a good point. Ahh well eventually he will learn.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:07 • by Anon (unregistered)
TRWTF is people who insist on calling tortoises "turtles". They are two different things people.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:08 • by Larry (unregistered)
C'mon, admit it, MS has been selling empty promises for a quarter century. At least now they're starting to deliver.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:08 • by GettinSadda
264945 in reply to 264931
Flatline:
emurphy:
Is the restaurant WTF just that they used seven lines instead of one, or is there more to it?
Sadly I think that's all it is. Not really very WTF-y.
No, it's that they claim to be open 24 hours a day 7 days a week on each day!

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:10 • by galgorah
264946 in reply to 264929
Johnny Awkward:
SenTree:
galgorah:
catch 22? Need to make coffee to think straight but can't make coffee without thinking straight.

We in the backward parts of the world have a solution for this [pun intended]. It's called 'Instant Coffee'.


I might be called Instant 'Coffee', but it doesn't taste like it.
Drinking "Instant Coffee" is akin to scraping the tar out of a heavy smokers lungs, adding water and drinking that. At least thats what it tastes like

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:10 • by Anon (unregistered)
264947 in reply to 264931
Flatline:
emurphy:
Is the restaurant WTF just that they used seven lines instead of one, or is there more to it?


Sadly I think that's all it is. Not really very WTF-y.


No, I think the WTF is that Catholics have every day of Easter week as a holy holiday.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:10 • by Flipper (unregistered)
264948 in reply to 264943
Anon:
TRWTF is people who insist on calling tortoises "turtles". They are two different things people.

Next you're going to tell me a dolphin's not a fish, and sending someone a text message isn't "pinging" them. In a programming language, words have defined meanings. Get humans involved, and it's (or its) a lost cause.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:14 • by Jakey C (unregistered)
264949 in reply to 264931
Flatline:
emurphy:
Is the restaurant WTF just that they used seven lines instead of one, or is there more to it?


Sadly I think that's all it is. Not really very WTF-y.


No, it's that they are open '24/7' each day. You can only be open '24' each day.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:15 • by Slashbot (unregistered)
264950 in reply to 264947
Anon:
Flatline:
emurphy:
Is the restaurant WTF just that they used seven lines instead of one, or is there more to it?


Sadly I think that's all it is. Not really very WTF-y.


No, I think the WTF is that Catholics have every day of Easter week as a holy holiday.


-1 Redundant

Oh, this isn't Slashdot, carry on.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:18 • by Fast Eddie (unregistered)
This comment is empty except for a wet spot left by my coffee maker which was accidentally left open 24/7 because someone Please read not instructions this open to (briefly repeat the broken logo). Preventive Measures were taken to constraint the maze of twisty little passages, all alike on a wooden table with Irish Girl. Because someone had to do it.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:19 • by Neil (unregistered)
264952 in reply to 264933
Thief^:
Neil:
Nice how the content images were in a "spons" folder and the sponsor images weren't. Of course they were all hidden by my Adblock plus rule set.


I'm pretty sure the dailywtf adverts have always been in a "tizes" folder. Personally I don't block the adverts on dailywtf, as they asked nicely. I still ignore them though.

I don't intentionally block The Daily WTF either - they just chose put the images in a folder that hits the Filterset.G default filters.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:21 • by galgorah
264953 in reply to 264949
Jakey C:
Flatline:
emurphy:
Is the restaurant WTF just that they used seven lines instead of one, or is there more to it?


Sadly I think that's all it is. Not really very WTF-y.


No, it's that they are open '24/7' each day. You can only be open '24' each day.
Technically if your open '24/7' it means your only open 3.4285714285714285714285714285714 hours a day

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:22 • by Peter (unregistered)
264954 in reply to 264946
galgorah:
Drinking "Instant Coffee" is akin to scraping the tar out of a heavy smokers lungs, adding water and drinking that. At least thats what it tastes like
Blah. That's what all coffee tastes like. I've never been able to understand how anyone can drink the stuff.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:22 • by three wolves (unregistered)
264955 in reply to 264946
Instant Coffee would probably taste better than what he was going to get out the machine re-running those already used grounds. Or is it possible that picture isn't quite as candid as it pretends to be?

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:36 • by pitchingchris
264956 in reply to 264955
three wolves:
Instant Coffee would probably taste better than what he was going to get out the machine re-running those already used grounds. Or is it possible that picture isn't quite as candid as it pretends to be?


The grounds wouldn't be reused.. the water would just be super stale.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:48 • by Code Dependent
264957 in reply to 264946
galgorah:
Drinking "Instant Coffee" is akin to scraping the tar out of a heavy smokers lungs, adding water and drinking that. At least thats what it tastes like
Gotta confess, I've never done that, so have no idea what it tastes like.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:54 • by SR (unregistered)
I like things with "Unbreakable" on them. They're a challenge.

A fella at primary school was once showing off his new "shatterproof" ruler. Within 10 seconds I'd shown him how to break it. Within 11 he'd broke it.

Happy days!

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:55 • by Zemm
264960 in reply to 264927
SenTree:
galgorah:
catch 22? Need to make coffee to think straight but can't make coffee without thinking straight.

We in the backward parts of the world have a solution for this [pun intended]. It's called 'Instant Coffee'.


Eww.

First coffee problem is solved by McCafe on the way to work.

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:59 • by KD (unregistered)
264963 in reply to 264914
KanjiMonster:

Making coffee before you had your first coffee is complicated.

True, but the filter already looks used - is he just that green?

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 10:59 • by Steve the Cynic (unregistered)
264964 in reply to 264917
Mikoangelo:
KanjiMonster:
Making coffee before you had your first coffee is complicated.


But surely, if it's the first pot of the day, you have to do a bootstrap run! Makes perfect sense.


You make your early morning hot drink out of a bootstrap?

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 11:00 • by blah (unregistered)
264965 in reply to 264929
Johnny Awkward:
SenTree:
galgorah:
catch 22? Need to make coffee to think straight but can't make coffee without thinking straight.

We in the backward parts of the world have a solution for this [pun intended]. It's called 'Instant Coffee'.


I might be called Instant 'Coffee', but it doesn't taste like it.


Despite how poor instant coffee is for making coffee, it makes excellent ice cream. So a bootstrappin'-good solution then becomes obvious: Ice cream before breakfast!

Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Emptiness, Empty Support & More

2009-05-22 11:00 • by Anonymous Coward (unregistered)
264966 in reply to 264955
three wolves:
Instant Coffee would probably taste better than what he was going to get out the machine re-running those already used grounds. Or is it possible that picture isn't quite as candid as it pretends to be?


I'm glad someone else caught this. Either the image is a poor reenactment, or some bastard doesn't know that coffee doesn't work for multiple infusions.
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