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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:06
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rainer
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SPN_NAME - TODO
Great company, superb product. Highly commendable!!! |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:08
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akatherder
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What's with the paving truck? Is it just the typo in "Free Estmates" or am I missing something more subtle?
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:11
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Alargule
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"Free Estmates". Wow. That's either a very self-referential typo, or a whole new kind of mates...and they're free!
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:23
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c
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The password pic reminds me of the secret questions/answers where you have to pick the question from a drop-down list and most of the people I know can answer any of the questions or learn their answer with very little effort, effectively forcing me to write answers like !@#*(*&^@JASKFNJKpriuasfn32^*%&^(324o67t.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:24
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IRS Agent
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Hey, Carl, be thankful you're making anything in this economy! And oh yeah don't forget to send in the tax on your outrageous profits. Trouble paying 40% of one penny? Heck, just send it all in. That's our ultimate goal anyhow.
Oh, and nice work hiding your last name. Fortunately Alex complies with our rules about anonymous posts. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:26
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Ob Server
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Forget the fire extinguisher, what about the ribbed condom right next to it? I think the guy in the picture at the top forgot to put one on.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:26
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Mike
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The office hour sign is a novelty item you can purchase all over the place: http://www.after5catalog.com/business-hours-sign-p-1499.html.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:28
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Code Dependent
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I wouldn't answer a call from someone who can't spell "collector", either.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:31
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Code Dependent
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The fireman looks like he fell into the fire.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:34
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Code Dependent
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Looks like those mates are restricted to the eastern seaboard, though. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:37
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dpm
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I'm willing to bet US$20 that this requirement exists because they're storing it unencrypted, in plain text, in a eight-byte field. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:38
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Osno
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The office hours are great. What it looses in "informative", it makes up in "funny".
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:40
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Code Dependent
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Nah, he's just following Gulliver's example in putting out the Lilliputian castle fire. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:41
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USR_NAME
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TODO
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:43
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Nah
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Nope. All the fields in their database are char(255) |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:48
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Warren
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If you were going to copy / fake the "high-value" cheque, wouldn't you just fix it so your version didn't contain the text about the colours and simulated (i.e. already fake) watermark?
Although substituting "this cheque is in black and white and looks like a cheap copy" would probably be pushing it.... |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:55
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Anon
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Post 17. This is the main article.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:56
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silent d
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Werner Erhard has a new spin on his seminars... and a paving business on the side.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 09:56
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Guillaume
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TRWTF is that while Carl's last name is blanked out on the check, it's conveniently located in the explanation right above.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:01
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Addison
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I work for the government. I can tell you from experience that's practically standard procedure here! |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:06
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dkf
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Don't worry! They'll check it carefully with javascript on the client side before sending it over the network by plain HTTP to the server which will just use it verbatim in a database query. After all, nobody knows how to bypass javascript in a webpage! (I'd call this a joke, but it makes me feel too uncomfortable…) |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:11
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lolwtf
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I didn't know Estmates was in jail.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:24
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Anonymous Coward
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Not only they reduced the password strength by making it exactly 8 characters, those other restrictions make it even weaker. Only about 39 possible characters, and the first one must be one of 27 lower case alphabets, and of the 7 characters left one must be $ or # - no need to brute force any passwords which do not have $ or # there. Even further weakened by the fact there can't be 3 consecutive characters. Nice.
Of course, bruteforcing a website account is propably not feasible if there are any safeguards in place, and getting your hands on the database would propably mean there's no need for bruteforcing at all... |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:36
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zolf
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I really like the advertisement on www.ToDieFor.biz.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:39
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ClaudeSuck.de
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Had you bet US$20000 you could have used that sum as a password |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:42
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ClaudeSuck.de
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TRWTF is that this is TRWTF. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:44
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Piercy
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So not only do they show RAM instead of the CPU they pass on bad practices like putting your fingers all over the connectors.
WTF! |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:47
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Me
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The fish food is people. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:48
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ClaudeSuck.de
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On the other hand with SSL and encryption and private and public keys, and all that heck, nobody would ever guess that the plain text password really is a plain text password but that it has rather been subject to a new sort of encryption that makes it look like a plain text password. That's called Social Enryptioning SaudeClucked. CAPTCHA: enim or mine backwards, har, har. Well enryptecd. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:50
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ClaudeSuck.de
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Shit! This should have been US$20OO0, of course. Tsk, tsk. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 10:50
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Some Dude
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So... the check...
Is the WTF that the check only for $0.01? I understand that the check itself probably cost E-Trade more than a penny.. but is that the only thing 'wrong' here? |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:03
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Flatline
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Last time I checked the Western alphabet had 26 letters. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:04
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Slobodan
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"I brought a potato salad, it's made out of people... I'm just kidding." |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:05
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ClaudeSuck.de
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He didn't mention letters but entire alphabets, so it must be damn secure (especially the lower case ones). |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:07
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ih8u
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And they're all in one giant table which holds logins, payroll, ... everything. It's just simpler that way. CREATE TABLE BrilliantDatabase ( F0001 char(255), F0002 char(255), ... F9999 char(255) ) |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:11
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Junkie
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So eight charachters followed by a bunch of spaces? It's a good thing they don't allow spaces in the password. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:24
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Bernie
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Only the green flakes. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:33
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dpm
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You're assuming that they're using a database. *I* bet they believe flat-text files are "good enough". |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:45
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Gordon
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Nope, should be us$20oo0. You can't have uppercase letters.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 11:52
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Anon
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The fish food is for fresh H20 as opposed to marine H20. You the fule! No, you the fule!
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 12:06
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morry
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What? You never seen a multi-chip CPU before, you whippersnapper? Back in my day we had one chip per register. It was darn hard to slow those things down to 1Mz and such without splitting it you know.
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 12:10
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Strawberry Blonde
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I like my password in cyrillic because the backwards Rs look funny. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 12:19
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GalacticCowboy
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Nope, just papas. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 12:39
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Lamah
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THE FACE OF THIS COMMENT IS BLUE AND GRAY. THE BACK CONTAINS A SIMULATED LOLCAT
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 12:41
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Americium
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In this economy, the store needs longer Holiday Hours. That's 00:00 to 00:00 on the 24 hour clock. It's open from Midnight to Midnight, all day!
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Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 12:46
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Someone You Know
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A molecule consisting entirely of twenty hydrogen atoms? I'm not entirely sure that's possible, either fresh or marine. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 12:57
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EatenByAGrue
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Botany Bay ... Botany Bay! Oh, no! We've got to get out of here, now! Damn! Hurry! |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 13:39
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steamer25
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How else would they be able to do routine sweeps for non-conforming passwords? |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 13:53
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cconroy
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Either that or they have *really* good projectile aim. |
Re: Sponsor Appreciation, Flushing Logic, Estmate Problems, and More
2009-07-10 13:53
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Joe
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todiefor.biz apparently has the same high standards for their website editing as they do for their product and their...erm, tact. Either that or there's some difference between a "NEW! Zippelessr Style" body bag and one that's zipperless.
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