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Mmmmmmmm.... moon pies....

Mmmmmmmm.... man pieces....

Mmmmmmmm.... waffles.... (CAPTCHA)

Mmmmmmmm.... banana flavored man pieces....

CAPTCHA: howdy -- Well, hi there! Howur you?

what's a moon pie? I only know mooncakes

hmm...:

what's a moon pie? I only know mooncakes

http://moonpie.com/

I actually laughed out loud when I saw that...

Ace_NoOne:

I actually laughed out loud when I saw that...

i loled irl then while roflmfao said wtf moontoasterlazerzpewpew omg no wai!

smackula:

i loled irl then while roflmfao said wtf moontoasterlazerzpewpew omg no wai!

Less QQ more pew pew n00b. L2P!

-- Seejay
(had to get that out of my system!)

hello, Soundex!

No moon pies!? Unpossible!

"Moon Pies...what a time to be alive"

Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!!

Hmm. Moon Pie. What a time to be alive.

http://www.philosophicalgeek.com/2007/04/20/does-linux-cure-cancer/

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?

Hmmm.....

Now, what if you need some Tang to wash down your Moon pie?????

Let's take a look, shall we?

Anon:

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?

42

frost:

hello, Soundex!

I don't think anybody is really worried about the matching algorithm, they're more worried about the fact that there is an item called "man piece" in the grocery section.

so... *did* he mean 'man piece'? it's ok if he did. we're all friends here

Pap:

Anon:

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?

42

QED

Aaron:

frost:

hello, Soundex!

I don't think anybody is really worried about the matching algorithm, they're more worried about the fact that there is an item called "man piece" in the grocery section.

Actually, I'd be surprised if they actually had an item called "man piece". I've plunked words into google and it comes back "did you mean 'xx yy zzz'?" and if i clicked on that, it would say "NO RESULTS U SUCK!" or something like that.

It may have just taken moon -> man and pies -> piece and jammed em together.

-- Seejay

Personally, I'm more surprised that Amazon sells groceries.

A/S/L?

Yeah, that was the real WTF. They got my submission wrong.

CAPTCHA: bling. Amazon ain't got no moon pie bling for you!

And why is it that when you click on the suggestion, you get zero hits on that as well? I think a system that makes useless suggestions is the real WTF.

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?


.... moon pies!

Counteracts the poison, acts as floatation device , increases capacity of the canoes, who cares about hatys if you have moon pies, and they... and kill the monkeys.

QEC

Moon pie on the other hand becomes Mini Pu, not as funny...

ewww captcha.

Anon:

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?

There's a 50% certainty that 90% of the monkeys [WTF posters] will understand at most 0.125% of the riddle as written, (and consequently, only (1/inf)% will understand it as intended). Thus, the obvious answer is to force the monkeys to drink the wine, then dress up the remaining monkeys in the pirates' garb while the pirates steal the canoe and escape. Since that is the obvious answer, one must conclude that it is wrong. Therefore, since a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second to maintain its air-speed velocity, the correct answer is "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?".

So when you figure out which quarter is lighter (or heavier), don’t blow it all on penny whistles and moon pies?

Google for "jack of clubs".

Hungry Dude:

Now, what if you need some Tang to wash down your Moon pie?????

Let's take a look, shall we?

That, sir, was truly priceless. I damned near shot coffee out my nose.

seejay :

smackula:

i loled irl then while roflmfao said wtf moontoasterlazerzpewpew omg no wai!

Less QQ more pew pew n00b. L2P!

oh man, that was better than the story! (you two just made my day...)

Suggesting to Jeffrey Dahmer that he might prefer man pieces to moon pies? Amazon.com is smarter than you think.

My laughter at the "man piece" part is balanced by my sadness that I can't buy moon pies on Amazon.

captcha "riaa". Took my 4 tries. I kept appending "sucks" to the captcha.

Mmmmmmmm.....the food of the future.............TODAY!

"To Serve Man" - IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!

Anon:

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?

Ah, but if the number of monkeys is prime and six digits, it can't be even. Therefore, in order to answer your question, I must first know whether the truth-telling half of the monkeys is rounded up or down.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_ss_1/002-8493856-1492048?ie=UTF8&search-alias=grocery&field-keywords=man%20piece

Now I'm really disappointed..

"Moon pies" ... for the UK audience, these look like wagon wheels.

quake:

Anon:

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?

There's a 50% certainty that 90% of the monkeys [WTF posters] will understand at most 0.125% of the riddle as written, (and consequently, only (1/inf)% will understand it as intended). Thus, the obvious answer is to force the monkeys to drink the wine, then dress up the remaining monkeys in the pirates' garb while the pirates steal the canoe and escape. Since that is the obvious answer, one must conclude that it is wrong. Therefore, since a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second to maintain its air-speed velocity, the correct answer is "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?".

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Hey, I need a new keyboard now - I was drinking tea while reading the WTF and sprayed all over it.

They are what you throw at mardis gras in Mobile

hmm...:

what's a moon pie? I only know mooncakes

edit, adding link.

http://www.mardigrasdigest.com/html/history_of/history_of_the_moon_pies.htm

sw:

They are what you throw at mardis gras in Mobile

hmm...:

what's a moon pie? I only know mooncakes

I'm in ur reply, top postin ur top posted top post.

sw:

edit, adding link.

http://www.mardigrasdigest.com/html/history_of/history_of_the_moon_pies.htm

sw:

They are what you throw at mardis gras in Mobile

hmm...:

what's a moon pie? I only know mooncakes

Anon:

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?

A dodgy porn film.

rmrf:

seejay :

smackula:

i loled irl then while roflmfao said wtf moontoasterlazerzpewpew omg no wai!

Less QQ more pew pew n00b. L2P!

oh man, that was better than the story! (you two just made my day...)

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all evening.

-- Seejay

Awww, Amazon doesn't sell man peices either. I wanted some "rocky mountain oysters". :-P

Anon:

A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners' hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn't know that a pirate doesn't know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?

AWESOME!! I have nothing else to say. (Well Actually i was going to say 42 but someone already beat me to it.)

The real WTF is:

"No results match your search for "man piece" in Groceries."

So where do they keep theirs?