In high school I'd spend most of my time in math class playing with my calculator. It had all sorts of fancy conversion functions that were mostly accurate, and simplified work that I'd rather not do myself. One undocumented (and fun) feature was that the conversion functions weren't limited in scope, meaning that I could, for example, convert hours to milliliters or inches to degrees celcius.

I imagine that the culprit behind today's CodeSOD submission from Tony I. had the same calculator. The reason I've taken a picture is that Tony physically mailed the submission to the WTF world headquarters.