Adrian spotted this interesting fact in his newspaper. At 670 miles per hour, light is almost as fast as the land speed record!

 

The CDC thinks you're a big fat fatty.

 

Remember how Y2K happened over eight years ago? Well, this bank just doesn't want to let it go.


(submitted by Jeremy W.)

 

Your problem is clear, Matt S., you failed to notify Michael.

 

Thomas, your choice should be pretty obvious.