When you've got a ho-speed laser jet
Print it like it's hot
Print it like it's hot
Print it like it's hot
When your toner's running somewhat low
Swap it like it's hot
Swap it like it's hot
Swap it like it's hot
And if a [word from the original song that I really shouldn't use since I'm white] gets a paper jam
Clear it like it's hot
Clear it like it's hot
Clear it like it's hot


(submitted by Rob)