We're all seeking truth and elightenment. Some find it in Christ, some in Allah, some in Shiva, crazy celebrities in Xenu, fat goth weirdos in Satan, or the truly enlightened who've been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage. Others find it in science. Maybe even in love. Well, for those of you that haven't found the truth yet, here it is:

private static bool GetTrue() 
{
   return true; 
}

You're still out of luck on enlightenment, though. Sorry.