In my teenage years I went down south to visit some of the good 'ol boys in the Vinson clan (that's clan with a "c," though I have my concerns that some of them might be members of a clan with a "k," too). Regardless, we went to their church for some light gambling, where bingo cards were advertised as being "$5 each or 5 for $25." I'm not kidding. That's still a better special offer than Bob D. was offered on audible.com, though...