"I recently started on a contact that would make for a great Daily WTF story on its own," writes Kyle Y, "there's paranoid management, highly restricted internet access, no outside email... it's the works!"

" If I manage to stay for more than a couple weeks, I'll be sure to follow-up with a full report. But in the meantime, I wanted to share some code. I took a 'screenshot' of a representative snippet... though I suppose I should have printed it out first and snapped it on a wooden table."