• Tester (unregistered)

    This comment should always be frist.

  • NPSF3000 (unregistered)

    ^ Fail.

    AKISMIT!

  • my name (unregistered)

    Are people still saying "first" in this day and age?

  • RuBen (unregistered) in reply to my name
    my name:
    Are people still saying "first" in this day and age?

    Yes or No

  • Val (unregistered)

    Comment number 5 here.

  • Nagesh (unregistered)

    You are all being idiots.

  • Nagesh (unregistered)

    Please do not be disterbing this thread. I am coming here for insite and entertanement, not stupidity.

  • Gymbo (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    You are all being idiots.

    type refuting statement 1

    type refuting statement 2

    type refuting statement 3

  • OJ (unregistered)

    12.7 PB, not 14

  • DaveK (cs)

    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

  • portablejim (cs) in reply to OJ
    OJ:
    12.7 PB, not 14

    It is probably a HFS plus file system (only filesystem that can store such a large file that has Windows support*) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_file_systems#Limits

    • I may be wrong on this point, so if I am wrong please correct me
  • thatguy (unregistered)

    TRWTF is WPA encryption

  • veggen (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Please do not be disterbing this thread. I am coming here for insite and entertanement, not stupidity.
    I actually agree with (fake) Nagesh. There.
  • db2 (cs) in reply to DaveK
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

  • Steve The Cynic (cs) in reply to portablejim
    portablejim:
    OJ:
    12.7 PB, not 14

    It is probably a HFS plus file system (only filesystem that can store such a large file that has Windows support*) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_file_systems#Limits

    • I may be wrong on this point, so if I am wrong please correct me
    You are wrong, according to your cited source. NTFS, which we hope is supported by Windows, goes up to 16EB, i.e. three orders of magnitude larger than the teen quantity of PB...
  • airdrik (unregistered) in reply to veggen
    veggen:
    Nagesh:
    Please do not be disterbing this thread. I am coming here for insite and entertanement, not stupidity.
    I actually agree with (fake) Nagesh. There.
    Well, then I apologize in advance for disterbing this thread with this useless and uninsiteful comment
  • taixzo (cs) in reply to Steve The Cynic
    Steve The Cynic:
    portablejim:
    OJ:
    12.7 PB, not 14

    It is probably a HFS plus file system (only filesystem that can store such a large file that has Windows support*) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_file_systems#Limits

    • I may be wrong on this point, so if I am wrong please correct me
    You are wrong, according to your cited source. NTFS, which we hope is supported by Windows, goes up to 16EB, i.e. three orders of magnitude larger than the teen quantity of PB...

    That is the limit of the file system itself; however, quoting Wikipedia:

    Wikipedia:
    This is the limit of the on-disk structures. The NTFS driver for Windows NT limits the volume size that it can handle to 226 TB and the file size to 16 TB respectively.
  • Andrew (unregistered)

    TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

  • Velox (unregistered) in reply to db2
    db2:
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

    This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

  • Someone (unregistered) in reply to my name
    my name:
    Are people still saying "first" in this day and age?

    No, they say 'frist'.

  • Alex Papadumbass (unregistered) in reply to Velox
    Velox:
    db2:
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

    This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

    Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

  • that guy (unregistered) in reply to Velox

    Exactly.

    (Hi Akismet)

  • Remy Porter (unregistered) in reply to Alex Papadumbass
    Alex Papadumbass:
    Velox:
    db2:
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

    This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

    Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

    Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

  • Ralph (unregistered)

    Whenever you see a product that says "you need to upgrade because so-and-so did" run like hell. This is a sure sign that you are working with something from an antisocial vendor who is doing their best to lock you in to a proprietary product so they can keep sucking money from the same fools year after year.

    The correct way is to establish a standard format for the information to be shared, and let multiple programs compete to see who can best work with that format. We had this, for a little while, with the web. It was based on HTML and HTTP standards but then vendors started thinking "how can I muck around with this until everyone has to use my browser only?"

    Hint: "Word" is not a standard, it is a vendor's proprietary product. So saying "my document is in Word format" is like saying "I know how to make noise with my mouth without expressing anything meaningful."

  • Nagesh (cs) in reply to Andrew
    Andrew:
    TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

    Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

    Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

    kthxbai.

  • Synchronos (cs)

    Re number two: Just get an image enhancer that can bitmap, to save some precious storage space.

  • Katy Gaga (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Andrew:
    TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

    Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

    Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

    kthxbai.

    Sure. But just barely.

  • Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to Remy Porter
    Remy Porter:
    Alex Papadumbass:
    Velox:
    db2:
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

    This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

    Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

    Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed awey while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

    FTFY Good ridence, Alex.

  • Wiz (unregistered)

    TRWTF is HP QC.

    CAPTCHA: "dignissim" because QC users have lost all dignissim.

  • Nagesh (cs) in reply to Remy Porter
    Remy Porter:
    Alex Papadumbass:
    Velox:
    db2:
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

    This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

    Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

    Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

    Are you sure of qualified to give enema?

  • Katy Gaga (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Remy Porter:
    Alex Papadumbass:
    Velox:
    db2:
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

    This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

    Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

    Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed awey while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

    FTFY Good ridence, Alex.

    That, by you, is fixed? Try "away."

  • alegr (cs)

    Bryan Slatner needs to ditch his NAS box.

  • Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to Katy Gaga
    Katy Gaga:
    Nagesh:
    Remy Porter:
    Alex Papadumbass:
    Velox:
    db2:
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?

    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.

    This. This looks a lot like the Safeway gas pumps, which have a keypad on the right with yes/no buttons. The real WTF is the cropping of the picture.

    Shut the fuck up, you morons. If I have decided to publish it, then it is a WTF. I own this site and no one here is smarter than me. I get thousands of submissions per day, and I am not stupid to publish something here without reason. So write your "expert opinions" on your toilet paper and shove it up your ass.

    Guys, I have some terrible news. Alex just passed away while I was shoving some toilet paper up his ass.

    FTFY Good ridence, Alex.

    That, by you, is fixed? Try "away."

    Tried. What now?

  • Jay (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Andrew:
    TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

    Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

    Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

    kthxbai.

    I had a son who had rusty iron spikes jammed in his eyeballs once. I assure you it was no laughing matter.

    Sorry, I couldn't help it on that one.

  • Nagesh (cs) in reply to Jay
    Jay:
    Nagesh:
    Andrew:
    TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

    Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

    Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

    kthxbai.

    I had a son who had rusty iron spikes jammed in his eyeballs once. I assure you it was no laughing matter.

    Sorry, I couldn't help it on that one.

    Rusty spike very serious. You need to take tetnus shot.

  • nB (unregistered) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    Andrew:
    TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

    Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

    Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

    kthxbai.

    I am thinking you have not used QC then... It is bad, very very bad. My techs have to use it to report results, our test efficency dropped like a stone once they moved to QC. They take more time to put their test results into the DB than it takes them to run the damn test in the first place.

  • Paul Neumann (unregistered)

    Josh must have gotten the last ResourceBundle snapfish had in stock. I wonder if I were to purchase the last cash register at my local cash register dealer if they would sell me the one they were currently using. I would certainly expect a reasonable discount with it being a floor model and all.

  • Paul Neumann (unregistered)

    Chris has found the newest Team Viewer feature, by only showing options other users have selected it predicts future selections with 100% accuracy. This saves time and reduces confusion for all Team Viewer users.

  • Buffalo (cs) in reply to Andrew
    Andrew:
    TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.
    That is precisely the sort of "quality" one would expect from something with HP in its name.
  • Coyne (cs)

    Don't know how the rest was determined, but the appearance of 2^16 in the middle of the WPA message ("49<span style="color:red;"><b>65536</b></span>8 to 971687751") suggests really creative programming.

  • notchulance (cs) in reply to Coyne

    Just in case that "49655368 to 971687751" is not mutually inclusive, guess I'd start trying with 49655369.

  • Frank (unregistered) in reply to Remy Porter

    Or do you mean passed GAS?

    LOL!

  • Nagesh (unregistered) in reply to Frank
    Frank:
    Or do you mean passed GAS?

    LOL!

    You peeple laugh my English, but you also not understands English. Already told you Alex passed away. Read post above.

  • Matt Westwood (cs) in reply to nB
    nB:
    Nagesh:
    Andrew:
    TRWTF is HP Quality Center. Steaming pile of shit, that. Breaks every UI accessibility rule in the past 50 years. I'd rather have rusty iron spikes be jammed into my eyeballs.

    Trust me rusty iron spike hurt more. I was once climbing pipe and one rusty iron spike stick out of the wall. It pierce in my thigh and it pain like rusty iron spike in thigh.

    Cannot for my life imagine one in eyeball. So to cut long story short, HP Quality center is better than rusty iron spike in any place in your body.

    kthxbai.

    I am thinking you have not used QC then... It is bad, very very bad. My techs have to use it to report results, our test efficency dropped like a stone once they moved to QC. They take more time to put their test results into the DB than it takes them to run the damn test in the first place.

    How's it compare with QF-Test?

  • ¯\(°_o)/¯ I DUNNO LOL (unregistered) in reply to db2
    db2:
    DaveK:
    So press the top-left button for yes or the top-right button for no. What's the problem?
    Or maybe the Yes and No buttons that are probably on the keypad, which conveniently isn't pictured.
    The font looks exactly like the one used on Dresser-Wayne gas pumps, and "normal" ones only have two lines, so it's probably being used in compatibility mode for that screen.

    But out of context it's pretty funny.

  • PiisAWheeL (cs) in reply to Nagesh
    Nagesh:
    kthxbai.
    Has nagesh always been coding in lolcode?
  • Tud (unregistered)

    In 10 years, someone will see the iPod touch picture and think "I don't get it".

  • EnlargeThatAgainWouldya (unregistered)

    I'm forced to use Quality Center on a daily basis at work.

    But compared to our automation test "framework", QC looks like a masterpiece of software engineering.

    Our automation test framework is on the order of 50,000 lines of VBScript.

    50,000 lines of VBScript.

    FIFTY THOUSAND LINES OF VEE BEE SCRIPT.

    (Enlarge that again, wouldya?)

    -Insert 72 pt font "FIFTY THOUSAND LINES OF VB SCRIPT"-

    Written by Indians. From India.

  • nevyn (unregistered)

    Woot! Software I work on is featured on TDWTF! Is that a milestone or a new low...?

    Long story short, statfs and statvfs are not interchangeable...

  • Don (unregistered) in reply to Ralph
    Ralph:
    Hint: "Word" is not a standard, it is a vendor's proprietary product. So saying "my document is in Word format" is like saying "I know how to make noise with my mouth without expressing anything meaningful."
    Ah, of course. Yet by saying exactly "my document is in Word format"; most intelligent - crap no, pretty much all users I've ever known in 20 years doing IT - know what product to use when opening the document. At most, you're missing the information of version but since most office platforms have compatibility patches that allow you to read Word 2010 docs natively on Word 2003; even that's not a barrier.

    So in conclusion, you're essentially an idiot with too much time on your hands mate.

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