It seems that I have a few more submissions that days in the week, so I'll try to post in the evening (or early AM, as it may be) when I can. But of course, don't let that discourage you from sending in your WTF moments.

In any case, continuing on the theme of property (mis)use, Aiax shows us how a colleague doesn't quite grasp what properties are all about ...

One burning question I have is how exactly does a string representation of an integer end up being “”? Is there some mathematical concept out there, aside from Zero, that I somehow missed?