Yesterday we learned how truly unnecessary JOINs are in SQL statements. Now witness for yourself how Daniel Jin's coworker doesn't even need to use a WHERE clause ...

... although the author did wonder why the page took soooooo long to display. But he figured it out eventually. You see, ASP code is interpreted, not compiled, and it'll take a heck of a lot longer to render. Stupid Microsoft and their interpreting VBScript ASP!

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