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Ever since the first Free Sticker Week ended back in February '07, I've been sending out WTF Stickers (and, now mini-buttons) to anyone that mailed me a SASE or a small souvenir. More recently, I've been sending out the coveted TDWTF Mugs for truly awesome souvenirs. Nothing specific; per the instructions page, "anything will do." Well, here goes anything, yet again! (previous: Salmiak Attack). [expand full text]
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2010-10-08 09:01 • by The Enterpriser
That playing card is pretty badass... anyone know if the whole deck is garfield?

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2010-10-08 09:06 • by Anonymous (unregistered)
More salmiakki? Your readers must really hate you, I wouldn't give salty liquorice to my worst enemy.

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2010-10-08 09:09 • by Jon (unregistered)
If a belt loader eats zippers,
and a zipper eats penises,
then then a belt loader can also eat...

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2010-10-08 09:09 • by frits
All that excess to Wi-Fi explains why there were no porn movie charges on that hotel bill.

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2010-10-08 09:16 • by monkeyPushButton (unregistered)
324476 in reply to 324474
frits:
All that excess to Wi-Fi explains why there were no porn movie charges on that hotel bill.
No, no. If you ask you can get those charges on a seperate bill so you have one to show the wife and one... er, that's what I heard, anyway.


CAPTCHA: appellatio - a certain sexual act performed in the Appalachian mountains

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2010-10-08 09:17 • by 31 (unregistered)
324477 in reply to 324470
It looks a *lot* like that card had the faces pasted/taped on. Different paper "edge" around the heads, and they look flat compared to the card.

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2010-10-08 09:19 • by Some German dude (unregistered)
That's not a Bundesjugendspiele consolation price (which would be a 'certificate of participation'), but the Schüler- or Jugendsportabzeichen in bronze. Similar thing, but sponsored by the DOSB (German Olympic Sports Confederation). The Bundesjugendspiele are sponsored by the Federal Presidency.

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2010-10-08 09:19 • by JamesQMurphy
324479 in reply to 324473
Jon:
...and a zipper eats penises...


From which circle of Hell do you buy your pants?

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2010-10-08 09:23 • by Acubens (unregistered)
Nice to see my favorite nationl (Czech) chocolate bar featured here :) To be precise, full name is "Studentská Pečeť", i.e. Students' Seal.

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2010-10-08 09:29 • by Anon (unregistered)
With the bubble gum, I suppose you are trading being overly chewy and bad tasting for the ability to blow really big bubbles.

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2010-10-08 09:36 • by SR (unregistered)
I bought some salmiac after reading your about your first Finnish food parcel.

I liked it. Rather too much in fact. After scoffing an entire bag I spent the night see-sawing between digestive agony and explosive flatulence.

It's lovely but never - ever - again!

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2010-10-08 09:39 • by EJ_
Ah haha, I had Wow! (the internet service provider) as my first ISP. IIRC they were one of the first (if not THE first) companies to offer flat-rate cost internet connections. It was $20/mo dialup.

One day they sent a customer-wide e-mail that was very similar to:
"Hello everybody, we're going out of business, this last month is free, thanks"

They attempted to be an AOL-style ISP, with their own special browser and intranet stuff. Their client was REALLY annoying and would full-screen, even covering the windows taskbar, trying to prevent you from using other clients. It was very easily circumvented by just having windows dial the same number, and using it like any generic dialup.

Ah the memories. I discovered internet porn and cybersex via Wow!. One day I got a really sneaky idea and wondered if anybody had pictures of naked ladies on the internet hidden away anywhere. Holy crap was I surprised, hahaha.

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2010-10-08 09:44 • by drusi (unregistered)
Unspecified Venue isn't very good for events like *Exception*. I don't know why they keep scheduling them there.

Worked pretty well for #DIV/0! '99, though.

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2010-10-08 09:53 • by Beau (unregistered)
I received a band just like that when I went to a show at the Palladium Ballroom (adjacent to the Loft) in Dallas back in July. A friend of mine received a band like that. His ID either didn't scan, or the system handled his outdated ID in that fashion. Mine printed my actual age and birth date on it. Pretty neat stuff!

The system also prevents you from getting a band, giving it to an underage friend, and then getting another band for yourself as it stores your ID in its database.

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2010-10-08 09:53 • by Ed (unregistered)
Erm.

Bubblegum? I think that packet looks suspiciously more like one that would contain something used for an entirely different purpose, and which I would not put in my mouth ;) [I honestly hope that was the joke :D]

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2010-10-08 10:23 • by Gram ma (unregistered)
I think the String Fellows band might have some copyright issues if they try to break into the UK.

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2010-10-08 10:23 • by commando (unregistered)
324489 in reply to 324473
Jon:
If a belt loader eats zippers,
and a zipper eats penises,
then then a belt loader can also eat...




Zippers don't eat penises they eat pubic hair, as do belts - so it's a no brainer.

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2010-10-08 10:29 • by Voyeur (unregistered)
324490 in reply to 324479
JamesQMurphy:
Jon:
...and a zipper eats penises...
From which circle of Hell do you buy your pants?
He likes to wear his girlfriend's jeans.

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2010-10-08 10:32 • by notromda
324491 in reply to 324473
Jon:

and a zipper eats penises,


There's a cool invention to remedy that. It's called *underwear*


Eeewwwww, TMI.

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2010-10-08 10:38 • by clueless moron (unregistered)
Whenever I see a condom machine in a public bathroom, I always tell the clerk/bartender/whomever that the bubblegum in the bathroom is stale. In the old days I got laughs. Now I get dumb looks or horrified stares. The connection between the spent wads of gum that they have to clean out of the bottom of the urinals and this lame joke only occurred to me recently. Yes, I still say it whenever I can.
Glad I could brighten your day. Enjoy lunch.

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2010-10-08 11:24 • by Markp
324496 in reply to 324477
31:
It looks a *lot* like that card had the faces pasted/taped on. Different paper "edge" around the heads, and they look flat compared to the card.


Well obviously. The one face even extends past the edge of the card.

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2010-10-08 11:49 • by Larry (unregistered)
TRWTF is that Askimet is letting a lot of these flag words through, considering how anal it can be about some less-innocuous things.

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2010-10-08 12:16 • by Even more clueless (unregistered)
324500 in reply to 324492
clueless moron:
Whenever I see a condom machine in a public bathroom, I always tell the clerk/bartender/whomever that the bubblegum in the bathroom is stale. In the old days I got laughs. Now I get dumb looks or horrified stares. The connection between the spent wads of gum that they have to clean out of the bottom of the urinals and this lame joke only occurred to me recently. Yes, I still say it whenever I can.
Glad I could brighten your day. Enjoy lunch.
Wait, that's not bubblegum? *pukes*

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2010-10-08 12:17 • by Anonymous (unregistered)
324501 in reply to 324498
Larry:
TRWTF is that Askimet is letting a lot of these flag words through, considering how anal it can be about some less-innocuous things.

Everyone knows Aksimet only stops legitimate posts. Let me demonstrete by posting a link to the very article we are currently commenting on: link!

Screw you akismet, second attempt;
Third?

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2010-10-08 12:27 • by boog (unregistered)
324503 in reply to 324501
Anonymous:
Larry:
TRWTF is that Askimet is letting a lot of these flag words through, considering how anal it can be about some less-innocuous things.

Everyone knows Aksimet only stops legitimate posts. Let me demonstrete by posting a link to the very article we are currently commenting on: link!

Screw you akismet, second attempt;
Third?

Askimet marked your comment as sarcasm. Maybe it was. Maybe it wasn't. I'm going with Askimet.

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2010-10-08 12:34 • by darthcoder.com (unregistered)
If you dissolve the Tyrkisk Peber in a bottle of rum it makes for some really great party drinking.

A bit like jalapeno-flavored Jagermeister. :-)

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2010-10-08 12:52 • by PITA (unregistered)
Are you sure that was gum? It almost looks like it is in a condom wrapper.

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2010-10-08 13:13 • by Josh (unregistered)
S Bakula??????

Sam Beckett?
Chuck's father?
Man of a Certain Age?

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2010-10-08 13:26 • by Silfax
324513 in reply to 324483
EJ_:

Ah the memories. I discovered internet porn and cybersex via Wow!.


And now you know why they called the service Wow!

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2010-10-08 13:36 • by Silfax
324514 in reply to 324504
darthcoder.com:
If you dissolve the Tyrkisk Peber in a bottle of rum it makes for some really great party drinking.

A bit like jalapeno-flavored Jagermeister. :-)


That might actually taste good. (FWIW, I actually like salmiakki)

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2010-10-08 13:55 • by Someone You Know
324515 in reply to 324512
Josh:
S Bakula??????

Sam Beckett?
Chuck's father?
Man of a Certain Age?


Don't forget Captain Archer.

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2010-10-08 14:00 • by Design Pattern (unregistered)
In case you are interested, the ES² stands for "extra sensitive".

They also offer ER² ("reissfeste, extrafeuchte" = "tear-resistant, extra moist") EF² (easyfit, "Besonders ergonomisch geformt" = "formed more ergonomically"!!!)

(I am posting the link only to challenge Akismet ;-)
(succeeded)

CAPTCHA: usitas

No, don't use it as bubblegum!


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2010-10-08 14:16 • by Matt S (unregistered)
Hi! I'm crazy programmer guy! I have a keyboard on my head!! Isn't that crazy? I have a keyboard on top of my head!!

Now give me some candy!!

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2010-10-08 14:21 • by da Doctah
Remember: only you can prevent WiFi Excess!

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2010-10-08 14:28 • by The Anti-Morman Corrector (unregistered)
324519 in reply to 324518
da Doctah:
Remember: only you can prevent Wife Excess!

FTFY

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2010-10-08 15:29 • by boog
324522 in reply to 324484
drusi:
Unspecified Venue isn't very good for events like *Exception*. I don't know why they keep scheduling them there.

Too true. The acoustics are lousy.

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2010-10-08 15:35 • by boog
324523 in reply to 324482
SR:
...I spent the night see-sawing between digestive agony and explosive flatulence.

With that combination, one could conceivably operate a see-saw on his own.

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2010-10-08 15:57 • by Necessary Roughness (unregistered)
324526 in reply to 324515
Someone You Know:
Josh:
S Bakula??????

Sam Beckett?
Chuck's father?
Man of a Certain Age?


Don't forget Captain Archer.

I think Paul Blake is my favorite.

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2010-10-08 16:29 • by HAL (unregistered)
Oy! No dissing OS/2. Assuming the hardware is old enough (no USB, reasonably small hard disks, at most 512 MB memory, you get the picture), it's a really freakin' cool operating system. Pity IBM killed it. Brutally.

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2010-10-08 16:45 • by allotria (unregistered)
324530 in reply to 324472
Me neither! I would eat it by myself :-)

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2010-10-08 16:52 • by Sir Twist
I reiterate my offer to take any salmiakki off your hands.

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2010-10-08 16:59 • by whiskeyjack (unregistered)
324532 in reply to 324507
PITA:
Are you sure that was gum? It almost looks like it is in a condom wrapper.


*whoosh*

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2010-10-08 17:53 • by Schmitter (unregistered)
Billy Mays is dead. Buried in an OxiClean shirt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays

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2010-10-08 18:35 • by neminem (unregistered)
324535 in reply to 324483
EJ_:
Ah haha, I had Wow! (the internet service provider) as my first ISP... Their client was REALLY annoying and would full-screen, even covering the windows taskbar, trying to prevent you from using other clients.

Funny! So does WoW! We generally like it that way, though. And I'm *sure* somebody's written a mod to let you open a web browser inside it, too.

P.S. I'll happily accept candy you'd like to get rid of, as well. I fail to see any reason to decline free candy (well, unless it's being distributed by a sketchy guy out of his van, I suppose.)

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2010-10-08 19:18 • by Really anon (unregistered)
324537 in reply to 324507
Am I the only one who remembers that scene from Coneheads where they gave their alien leader some "chewing gum?"

Quibus: use of this gum may help prevent transmission of certain diseases during quibus.

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2010-10-09 19:00 • by Shinobu (unregistered)
I wonder how long it will take before Alex actually loves salmiak liquorice.
(My personal favourite is sugar coated salmiak gums: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DHkwBIwsL.jpg)

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2010-10-10 02:59 • by Santzes (unregistered)
StringFellows? Are you sure it's a band.. and not a ladyboy (as in girl with dick) bar in Pattaya, Thailand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIRUMvML9ho NSFW!

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2010-10-10 05:09 • by Marvin the Martian (unregistered)
324550 in reply to 324549
Santzes:
StringFellows? Are you sure it's a band.. and not a ladyboy (as in girl with dick) bar in Pattaya, Thailand?

The name of that bar you (suspiciously) happen to know about derives from Peter Stringfellow, an 80's London nightclub magnate (with a club called Stringfellows', of course). Think Rod Stewart with a ponytail, and rejoice the passing of the 80's. [Why was he famous? Beats me. The same will be asked of most of our present celebrities of course.]

Stringfellows as a bandname is of course rather cunning...

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2010-10-10 09:00 • by Basement Dad (unregistered)
324552 in reply to 324473
What are you talking about? Of course this concludes that belt loaders can eat penises XD.
Every child should know that this relation is transitive.
If A->B and B->C, then you can conclude that A->C also applies.

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2010-10-10 17:27 • by djmaze
324555 in reply to 324481
Anon:
With the bubble gum, I suppose you are trading being overly chewy and bad tasting for the ability to blow really big bubbles.


That's why the package has some pink ribbons. So you make a knot and use it as a balloon.
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