Peri, the new intern, was proving her worth as a programmer rapidly. She was great with finding clever solutions to problems, and she didn't bother the more senior devs too often while doing it: a boon, as they were trying to get their own work done.
So when Steven assigned her a simple task—generate some unique IDs for repeated dynamic elements so the automated test team could keep track of which ones were which—he figured she didn't need any hand-holding.
"Good news!" she reported a few days later. "I completed that task you assigned me easily, ahead of schedule, and in only a single line of code." She preened, clearly proud of her work.
Steven, who had long since moved on to other things, smiled at her. "That's great, Peri! I'll get you another ticket in a few minutes, after I approve your pull request."
Peri skipped away happily.
Steven finished the line he was on, pulled up Stash to skim over the PR—and stopped short.
You see, the thing about Ruby is that you can do a lot in a single line of code. It's very compact and expressive that way. So when Peri said she'd written only a single line, well ...
unique_id = ('a'..'z').to_a.shuffle[0,8].join
For those of you who aren't familiar with Ruby, let's break that down:
('a'..'z')creates a Range object for iterating over the characters 'a' through 'z'
to_acasts to an array by iterating over the Range and pushing each element into a fresh array
shufflerandomizes the elements in the array (which internally calls Ruby's rand function 25 times)
[0,8]grabs the first eight elements in the array and creates a new array with them
joinmerges that array into a string
Steven declined the pull request, replacing it with his own, far less "clever" code: