"Really. There's nothing to see here. Move along," wrote John A.
"You know, seeing this kind of puts every update into question," writes Alex K.
Mark W. wrote, "When I first connected to Dell Support, I was told I was number 192(!) in the queue. Two hours later, I finally connected with Gopalam, only to get this response.?"
"Maybe I should try again later? Or perhaps contact the site administrator if the problem persists?" writes Alex K.
Luc F. wrote, "That one time I want to work, a couple of zombies is stopping me."
"Terms and conditions have changed? I'd say they've so much that they disappeared!" writes Pawel D.
Michael W. wrote, "You'd think, of all companies, that Ikea would do Unicode correctly."