Joe P. wrote, When I tried to buy a coffee at the airport with my contactless VISA card, it apparently thought my name was '%s'."


"Instead of outsourcing to Eastern Europe or the Asian subcontinent, companies should be hiring from Malta. Just look at these people! They speak fluent base64!" writes Michael J.


Raffael wrote, "While I can proudly say that I am working on bugs, the Salesforce Chatter site should probably consider doing the same."


"Wow! Thanks! Happy Null Year to you too!" Alexander K. writes.


Joel B. wrote, "Yesterday was the first time I've ever seen a phone with a 'License Violation'. Phone still works, so I guess there's that."


"They missed me so much, they decided to give me...nothing," writes Timothy.


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