Comment On Insider Secret

"I found this in Chat Magazine's Summer Special edition," Simon Byford writes, "I can't see myself taking advantage of this insider secret any time soon." [expand full text]
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Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 08:14 • by Buggz
EDIT: I fail at interpreting the picture comments.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 08:16 • by anono (unregistered)
The real WTF is that 21.90 * 255 / 100 = 55.845, then the 21.90 is subtracted from the tip.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 08:17 • by Rehevkor (unregistered)
Don't make happy fun ball angry. You won't like him when he's angry.

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2008-12-16 08:18 • by Ace (unregistered)
I would never taunt happy fun ball :(

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2008-12-16 08:23 • by Tomtidom (unregistered)
Happy fun ball is my arch enemy. I'll keep on taunting him and infringe the EULA!

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2008-12-16 08:34 • by Incen (unregistered)
234865 in reply to 234860
anono:
The real WTF is that 21.90 * 255 / 100 = 55.845, then the 21.90 is subtracted from the tip.

It's actually 21.90 * (10*15 + 15)/100 = 36.135

Happy Fun Ball is awesome!

2008-12-16 08:35 • by scott (unregistered)
That is probably my favorite SNL skit of all time. Here is a link to the video on google video,

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7358768984043835546

It's well worth a watch.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 08:35 • by Shii (unregistered)
There is some REALLY bad programming behind the weather prediction one. It looks like there is a macro on that computer that takes a screen shot of some software and cuts it out to the specific pixels needed.

For every WTF on this site there are ten that go unexposed.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 08:37 • by ParkinT
It appears the "Insider Chat Secret" was being typed by Bob N Freely's 2-year old as she choked on the Wood Train!!!

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2008-12-16 08:40 • by Lunkwill (unregistered)
There is some REALLY bad programming behind the weather prediction one. It looks like there is a macro on that computer that takes a screen shot of some software and cuts it out to the specific pixels needed.
They should have done it like in the bottom one: print it out and take a picture of the printout on a wooden table. n00bz!111

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 08:46 • by Anonymous Coward (unregistered)
234872 in reply to 234865
Incen:
It's actually 21.90 * (10*15 + 15)/100 = 36.135

...Ewwww...

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 08:50 • by lolwtf
Interesting definition of "beauty".

Also, it's a 165% tip.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 08:57 • by 50% Opacity (unregistered)
TRWTF is that somebody actually read a EULA!?

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2008-12-16 08:58 • by 50% Opacity (unregistered)
234877 in reply to 234868
Shii:
It looks like there is a macro on that computer that takes a screen shot of some software and cuts it out to the specific pixels needed.


I bet there's a wooden table involved somewhere as well.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:02 • by amischiefr
TRWTF is that Eric actually read that far down the EULA.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:03 • by dkf
Damn! I need to shorten the title of my favorite book...

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:05 • by CaRL (unregistered)
The "Chat insider secret" looks to me like obfuscated JavaScript. If you put the paper within one foot of a computer running MSIE, you get 0wned and turned into a SPAMbot.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:05 • by zeptimius (unregistered)
The toy thing is actually fairly common. Any toy in the Netherlands (and probably in the EU) that contains small parts has a symbol of a 'prohibited' sign with the text "0-3" and a sad-looking toddler on it; that is, kids up to age 3 can't use it.
Yet these same toys are often aimed at kids under 3 and sometimes explicitly say so on the packaging.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:06 • by Code Dependent
Actually, FF% of 21.90 would be 55.85, rounding up.

Do not taunt happy fun comment.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:31 • by Jon (unregistered)
Re: Mozy

While it was taking a long time to perform some task the other day, the status was "Reticulating Splines..." -- pretty funny too.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:40 • by Dopey Dwarf (unregistered)
The real sand thing about this is that Alex made the images Adblock friendly and none of the whiners and conspiracy theorist seem to have notice...

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:40 • by Ric (unregistered)
The restaurant is switching over to hexadecimal. So your bill is actually $33.56 instead of $21.90.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:41 • by Dopey Dwarf (unregistered)
234886 in reply to 234884
Dopey Dwarf:
The real SAD thing about this is that Alex made the images Adblock friendly and none of the whiners and conspiracy theorist seem to have notice...


Ops. :)

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:48 • by Anonymous (unregistered)
234888 in reply to 234884
Dopey Dwarf:
The real sand thing about this is that Alex made the images Adblock friendly and none of the whiners and conspiracy theorist seem to have notice...
Well no, the Error'd images were never in a folder blacklisted by Adblock. Only the "What the Ad" images get put in the Adblocked directory. Further more, whenever there is an advertising article, the real adverts get moved into a non-blacklisted folder so Adblock doesn't block them. But all this has nothing to do with Error'd - nothing has changed here.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:48 • by Herman (unregistered)
234889 in reply to 234876
50% Opacity:
TRWTF is that somebody actually read a EULA!?
You beat me to it.

Who in God's name will read all the crap software companies make up to cover their ass?



Commoveo - The new Ford.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:50 • by Tim (unregistered)
234890 in reply to 234884
Dopey Dwarf:
The real sand thing about this is that Alex made the images Adblock friendly and none of the whiners and conspiracy theorist seem to have notice...


Err no. It was only the 'What the ad?' images that were stored in an /ads/ folder.

Also I suspect that the MozyPro WTF was submitted by one of their employees. No-one reads EULAs.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 09:51 • by Monkios

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:04 • by BCD (unregistered)
The percentages are in Binary Coded Decimal. This is not unusual at all. Google it.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:09 • by reader (unregistered)
234895 in reply to 234876
50% Opacity:
TRWTF is that somebody actually read a EULA!?


Salesmen love people like you.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:09 • by ckwon (unregistered)
I'd like to add 10% tip. No not decimal. Binary.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:12 • by vt_mruhlin
234897 in reply to 234882
Code Dependent:
Actually, FF% of 21.90 would be 55.85, rounding up.

Do not taunt happy fun comment.


I was really thinking that once you switched bases, the meaning of % would change from "divide by decimal 100" to "divide by 0x100, or 256 decimal", or a 99% decimal tip.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:12 • by reader (unregistered)
234898 in reply to 234894
BCD:
The percentages are in Binary Coded Decimal. This is not unusual at all. Google it.


Decimal, as in "FF"?

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:24 • by The General
Crass, dangerous irresponsibility from Chat magazine there.

Oh sure, "dummy dfk;dfddf dsfjs;kjdf;kj skdkfj sdfj;kjdkjf ;ksj dfd sdj;fkj;kjd;ks;df" sounds easy, but just you get it the slightest bit wrong - you end up looking like a complete szas'dfazs' d#'adf@f'# sa#~df' ~asjdx.

And it doesn't wash out. For MONTHS.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:36 • by Andy (unregistered)
234902 in reply to 234865
Incen:
anono:
The real WTF is that 21.90 * 255 / 100 = 55.845, then the 21.90 is subtracted from the tip.

It's actually 21.90 * (10*15 + 15)/100 = 36.135


Ah yes. Good old Hex Coded Decimal.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:50 • by MrsPost
234903 in reply to 234901
The General:
Crass, dangerous irresponsibility from Chat magazine there.

Oh sure, "dummy dfk;dfddf dsfjs;kjdf;kj skdkfj sdfj;kjdkjf ;ksj dfd sdj;fkj;kjd;ks;df" sounds easy, but just you get it the slightest bit wrong - you end up looking like a complete szas'dfazs' d#'adf@f'# sa#~df' ~asjdx.

And it doesn't wash out. For MONTHS.


You, sir or madame, are my hero today.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 10:58 • by Dan (unregistered)
The real WTF is why Simon Byford admits to reading "Chat Magazine".

That belongs firmly in the realm of "dark secrets".

;-)

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 11:20 • by curtmack (unregistered)
Presumably that's a binary percentage, so FF% would be about 99.61% in decimal.

The Chat Mag typist is missing a finger?

2008-12-16 11:51 • by Shai (unregistered)
If you look at the dummy text in Chat Magazine, and then at your keyboard, you'll see that TRWTF is that the typist managed to bang on j,k and ; without hitting l even once.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 11:53 • by Nik (unregistered)
234940 in reply to 234914
Apparently their tip generator thinks you want to tip the server for the taxes they made you pay also...

Re: The Chat Mag typist is missing a finger?

2008-12-16 12:27 • by yetihehe (unregistered)
234961 in reply to 234937
Maybe The Chat Mag typist is missing a finger?

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 12:29 • by ContraCorners
234963 in reply to 234940
Nik:
Apparently their tip generator thinks you want to tip the server for the taxes they made you pay also...

Well, to be fair it itsn't the restaurant that makes you pay taxed.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 13:10 • by Arthur (unregistered)
First shalt thou answer to the admin defined challenge question. Then, shalt thou count to five. No more. No less. Five shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of counting shall be five. Six shalt thou not count, neither count thou four, excepting that thou then proceed to five. Seven is right out. Once at the number five, being the fifth number be reached, then, submittest thou thy response to admin defined challenge question.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 13:14 • by moz (unregistered)
234993 in reply to 234963
ContraCorners:
Nik:
Apparently their tip generator thinks you want to tip the server for the taxes they made you pay also...

Well, to be fair it itsn't the restaurant that makes you pay taxed.

No, but they're not the ones who get the tax money, either. Yet they still hope to receive 165% of it tax-free as a tip.

Then again, if you don't like it you don't have to pay it.

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 13:32 • by zzo38
234998 in reply to 234860
anono:
The real WTF is that 21.90 * 255 / 100 = 55.845, then the 21.90 is subtracted from the tip.
No, it's BCD (my first guess, before I did any calculation of any kind), which means FF% = 165%. I tested that hypothesis by calculating with the C-[ command in Vonkeror, and I think it is correct.

I want to know, how many people use their web-browser function for doing calculation if you are already viewing a web-page, so you don't have to open another program? (It is useful to open another program if doing spreadsheets or something like that, but not for simple calculation, nearly any web-browser software can already do a simple calculation in JavaScript anyways)

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 13:34 • by IT Girl (unregistered)
234999 in reply to 234876
50% Opacity:
TRWTF is that somebody actually read a EULA!?


Or else they just spend too much time on wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_fun_ball

capcha: augue... Charlie Brown anyone?

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 13:36 • by ben (unregistered)
Why doesn't every boring wanker tell us what his captcha is? Oh, good, you're already on it. Now if those who think their post might be the first one in a thread had some way of bringing that to our attention, we'd be set!

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 14:07 • by boring wanker (unregistered)
235009 in reply to 235001
Just wanted to let you know that the captcha is abbas...

..and this is the first reply to your post! :)

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2008-12-16 14:23 • by KattMan
235011 in reply to 235001
ben:
Why doesn't every boring wanker tell us what his captcha is? Oh, good, you're already on it. Now if those who think their post might be the first one in a thread had some way of bringing that to our attention, we'd be set!

I've never been a boring wanker, but now I want to be one just so I can tell you what my CAPTCHA was.

Oh wait, I dont have a CAPTCHA, damn it!

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 14:25 • by Compliance Sheep (unregistered)
235012 in reply to 235001
ben:
Why doesn't every boring wanker tell us what his captcha is? Oh, good, you're already on it. Now if those who think their post might be the first one in a thread had some way of bringing that to our attention, we'd be set!

Mine was verto

Re: Insider Secret

2008-12-16 15:25 • by Sparr
235027 in reply to 234998
zzo38:
I want to know, how many people use their web-browser function for doing calculation if you are already viewing a web-page, so you don't have to open another program? (It is useful to open another program if doing spreadsheets or something like that, but not for simple calculation, nearly any web-browser software can already do a simple calculation in JavaScript anyways)

My quick launcher panel applet does math for me, in addition to launching programs, it is perfectly happy with "firefox<enter>" or with "0x7F & (2+9)<enter>" :)
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