Comment On Password Pain

"The first time I logged into a new system, I was prompted to change my password," John said. "After I typed in what I thought was a perfectly acceptable password, this popped up." [expand full text]
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Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 08:04 • by Ilya (unregistered)
DO NOT READ. DO NOT READ.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 08:15 • by Dekker3D (unregistered)
*reads*
GAH!
*dies*

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 08:16 • by Name cannot be longer than 41 characters. (unregistered)
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Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 08:19 • by jmroth
Oh well Regenesis is actually not that bad of a show! I however did not know either that DO NOT USE starred in it. Twice.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 08:27 • by Fustanella (unregistered)
Jason should be happy. My first-gen SideKick got bricked repeatedly due to forced T-Mobile OTA updates. I would've taken a 2069 next-update at any point during that fiasco.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:14 • by NoXzema (unregistered)
This comment cannot be longer than 256 characters. Please try again. Minimum: 300 Alpha characters, 100 digits, 400 special digits.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:16 • by danqs (unregistered)
traffic light seen from a rear mirror, lol!

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:20 • by NSCoder
260291 in reply to 260287
danqs:
traffic light seen from a rear mirror, lol!
Since when did rear mirrors rotate images?

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:21 • by MRAB (unregistered)
260292 in reply to 260278
jmroth:
Oh well Regenesis is actually not that bad of a show! I however did not know either that DO NOT USE starred in it. Twice.

He played a pair of identical twin brothers.

Captcha: genitus. Make your own joke...

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:22 • by AdT (unregistered)
Sheesh, obviously you're supposed to use latin digits, as they're alphabetical as well.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:24 • by JoPoser (unregistered)
260294 in reply to 260291
Agreed. I wish I could load my photo archive because I know that street light (I think I puked on it a few years ago) and I wonder how long it's been that way.

CAPTCHA: AUGUE: A genetically engineered argument.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:25 • by danqs (unregistered)
260295 in reply to 260291
just a top of mind, of course... =)

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:31 • by Zapp Brannigan (unregistered)
260297 in reply to 260295
"I noticed this crosswalk light in Washington, DC," Abe writes. "It gives a whole new meaning to 'counting backwards'."

If the new meaning of backwards is upside down.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:32 • by Koll (unregistered)
260298 in reply to 260291
Since your mom looked at them. ZING!

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:39 • by Rootbeer
L1th post

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:42 • by Sec Ces (unregistered)
Look, I understand your discomfort, but if we relax the password policies the system might be used by terrists! You don't want that, do you? Do you???

uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 09:46 • by ɟpsɐ (unregistered)
pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ı uʍop ʇunoɔ ʇɥƃıl ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝuoǝɯos 'ʍoʍ

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:50 • by j4b (unregistered)
Knowing Boston roads and signs, I'm not sure the google maps one is wrong.

Re: uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 09:52 • by Romeo (unregistered)
260305 in reply to 260303
ɟpsɐ:
pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ı uʍop ʇunoɔ ʇɥƃıl ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝuoǝɯos 'ʍoʍ


WIN

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:53 • by BK (unregistered)
260306 in reply to 260297
This is Washington DC, they do everything upside down and backwards.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 09:58 • by valerion
60 years is pretty much the minimum contract if you want a "free" phone these days.

Re: uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 10:03 • by Smash King
260311 in reply to 260303
ɟpsɐ:
pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ı uʍop ʇunoɔ ʇɥƃıl ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝuoǝɯos 'ʍoʍ
Okay everyone, this thread is over. We already have a winner.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 10:11 • by Lars Vargas
260313 in reply to 260273
I don't see how that could have happened with the countdown sign. They tested it with the usual "88" when it was put in and everything looked fine then.

Re: uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 10:15 • by illtiz (unregistered)
260314 in reply to 260303
ɟpsɐ:
pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ı uʍop ʇunoɔ ʇɥƃıl ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝuoǝɯos 'ʍoʍ


That's awesome. It copy-pastes, even O_O

Re: uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 10:18 • by Observer (unregistered)
260315 in reply to 260303
ɟpsɐ:
pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ı uʍop ʇunoɔ ʇɥƃıl ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝuoǝɯos 'ʍoʍ


Holy shit... That just blew my mind. I've been reading this site for a long time, and that's by far the best copy-the-article comment I've ever seen. I actually hate the copy-the-article posts -- they're old and contrived, but this is simply awesome.

Bravo!

Re: uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 10:20 • by Observer (unregistered)
260317 in reply to 260315
Also, I don't know who's in charge of blue comments, but get their ass on the phone!!

Re: uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 10:39 • by Threner (unregistered)
260321 in reply to 260303
Worst abuse of UTF. Ever.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 10:55 • by DaveyDaveDave
260323 in reply to 260300
Rootbeer:
L1th post


Gah! When will people realise that 1 in Roman numerals is I, not 1. All the other characters are letters, is it really that hard?

Sorry, I had this argument with my primary school teacher when I was 9, and haven't quite got over it yet.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 10:57 • by glt (unregistered)
I was recently asked for a pin number (up to 10 digits) and used 2718281828. This is a university (where I work) site that is relatively low security (web accessible, but you'd need my name, my id number and you'd also need to care) so I wasn't particularly worried about it being compromised. It told me that the pin was bad because of the repeated digits, so I tried 271828 which worked just fine. Right, that improved my security quite a bit.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:04 • by Code Dependent
260327 in reply to 260323
DaveyDaveDave:
Rootbeer:
L1th post
Gah! When will people realise that 1 in Roman numerals is I, not 1. All the other characters are letters, is it really that hard?

Sorry, I had this argument with my primary school teacher when I was 9, and haven't quite got over it yet.
Which side were you on back then?

Now if 1
Turned out to be I
1 don't mind...
1 don't mind.

- Jimi Hendrix (after a fashion, anyway)

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:05 • by DeLos
260328 in reply to 260304
j4b:
Knowing Boston roads and signs, I'm not sure the google maps one is wrong.


Agreed.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:11 • by Ilya Ehrenburg
260330 in reply to 260324
glt:
I was recently asked for a pin number (up to 10 digits) and used 2718281828. This is a university (where I work) site that is relatively low security (web accessible, but you'd need my name, my id number and you'd also need to care) so I wasn't particularly worried about it being compromised. It told me that the pin was bad because of the repeated digits, so I tried 271828 which worked just fine. Right, that improved my security quite a bit.

Didn't change it one bit. The hard part of that PIN is guessing how many digits it has.
You might have chosen something else to placate the system, e.g.
5772156649
1732050808
2236067977

But certainly not
3141592654

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:13 • by m0ffx (unregistered)
American pedestrian crossings have COUNTDOWN TIMERS? Why? I have never in my life felt the need for that.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:17 • by Simon and Julie (unregistered)
"I noticed this crosswalk light in Washington, DC," Abe writes. "It gives a whole new meaning to 'counting backwards'."

Thats Numberwang!

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:17 • by dpm
260335 in reply to 260331
m0ffx:
American pedestrian crossings have COUNTDOWN TIMERS? Why?
It helps me as a driver --- from relatively far away, I can see how long the green light will last.

Re: uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 11:22 • by flyboyfred (unregistered)
260341 in reply to 260303
ɟpsɐ:
pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ı uʍop ʇunoɔ ʇɥƃıl ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝuoǝɯos 'ʍoʍ


Let me guess -- you're posting from Australia, right?

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:27 • by Bobbo
260343 in reply to 260334
Simon and Julie:
"I noticed this crosswalk light in Washington, DC," Abe writes. "It gives a whole new meaning to 'counting backwards'."

Thats Numberwang!


Ahh, so other people do watch that.

6 ... 300 ... 4.67 ... That's Numberwang! Genius.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:37 • by IT Girl (unregistered)
260345 in reply to 260323
DaveyDaveDave:
Rootbeer:
L1th post


Gah! When will people realise that 1 in Roman numerals is I, not 1. All the other characters are letters, is it really that hard?

Sorry, I had this argument with my primary school teacher when I was 9, and haven't quite got over it yet.


Look at the rotating sign. The letters aren't Roman numerals. L1 would be 71 if the seven wasn't rotated. h3110!

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:45 • by Mike (unregistered)
I'll see your 109-digit password and raise you 18,770 digits:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/276304

"Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords"

I love that one... saw it years ago.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:51 • by RBoy (unregistered)
So, as my "69 Dude!" comment was removed, I'm guessing that Bill & Ted references are banned. Wtf?

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 11:54 • by burntfuse
DC must be the home of broken walk lights or something. Once when I was sitting around after a concert I watched one count down from 99, stop at 61, bounce between random numbers for a while, then go to 99 again.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 12:26 • by Jay (unregistered)
I recently registered on some site -- I forget what site it was now -- and entered a password that was 8 characters, including upper and lower case letters, digits, and a special character. And I got a message back, "Password insufficiently secure". That was the entire message. No hint of what the rules were to pass their sufficiently-secure test. As I already had all the usual things, what was I supposed to do next? I tried changing one of the letters to a pound sign. Still no luck. I tried several other variations. All rejected. Finally I got the brainstorm that maybe they didn't like the fact that the two digits in the number were both zero, so I changed one to a nine. Then it accepted.

Moral: If you're going to reject a user input, give the poor sap a clue what would make a valid input.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 12:29 • by Jay (unregistered)
I think "Default Sign Text Highway" may be right near this street:

http://thewrongadvices.com/2007/08/10/error-404-road-not-found-pic/

Re: uıɐd pɹoʍssɐd :ǝɹ

2009-05-07 12:38 • by kmactane
260364 in reply to 260303
ɟpsɐ:
pɐǝɹ uɐɔ ı uʍop ʇunoɔ ʇɥƃıl ɔıɟɟɐɹʇ ɐ ǝpɐɯ ʎllɐuıɟ ǝuoǝɯos 'ʍoʍ
Made of 100%-pure, shiny, chromed, bulletproof WIN. Even the subject and username! Well done.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 12:51 • by Rich (unregistered)
260365 in reply to 260331
American pedestrian crossings have COUNTDOWN TIMERS? Why? I have never in my life felt the need for that.

Actually, i saw this first in Taiwan.

1) it helps pedestrians on multilane streets. If i have to cross 3/4 lanes of traffic (like here in chicago, Michigan ave) with speeding cabbies and dickhead drivers, i want to know if i have a fresh or stale light.

2) it helps the driver too, it gives some warning of a light change, reducing red-light running without those awful cameras. That said, by reducing red-light tickets, they'll probably be declared illegal soon.

captcha:ILikedWhenTheseWereFunny

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 12:52 • by Zylon
You people are pathetic. You'd think on a site like this there would be a competent complement of geeks in the forums. But what do we get? A bunch of people fawning over a text hack that's been floating around for over a year, and not a single reference to the first thing that popped into my mind-- the upside down bomb timer from the Futurama episode about the giant garbage ball.

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 12:55 • by Rich (unregistered)
260368 in reply to 260365
Heh, that should be 3-4, 3/4 lanes only good for smart cars... ;)

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 13:00 • by IT Girl (unregistered)
260372 in reply to 260367
Zylon:
You people are pathetic. You'd think on a site like this there would be a competent complement of geeks in the forums. But what do we get? A bunch of people fawning over a text hack that's been floating around for over a year, and not a single reference to the first thing that popped into my mind-- the upside down bomb timer from the Futurama episode about the giant garbage ball.


Okay fawning over a cartoon that's been off the air for longer than "over a year" is preferrential to being impressed that someone had the wit to grab that text hack and use it in a very amusing way, how?

Re: Password Pain

2009-05-07 13:03 • by DMala (unregistered)
260374 in reply to 260304
j4b:
Knowing Boston roads and signs, I'm not sure the google maps one is wrong.


It is wrong, the actual sign says, "FILE NOT FOUND"
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