The Daily WTF: Curious Perversions in Information Technology

Springs are Optional

by Remy Porter in Representative Line on 2025-08-28

Optional types are an attempt to patch the "billion dollar mistake". When you don't know if you have a value or not, you wrap it in an Optional, which ensures that there is a value (the Optional itself), thus avoiding null reference exceptions. Then you can query the Optional to see if there is a real value or not.

This is all fine and good, and can cut down on some bugs. Good implementations are loaded with convenience methods which make it easy to work on the optionals.

11 comments - Last comment @ 10:18

The HTML Print Value

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-08-27

Matt was handed a pile of VB .Net code, and told, "This is yours now. I'm sorry."

As often happens, previous company leadership said, "Why should I pay top dollar for experienced software engineers when I can hire three kids out of college for the same price?" The experiment ended poorly, and the result was a pile of bad VB code, which Matt now owned.

10 comments - Last comment @ 09:21

Not What They Meant By Watching "AndOr"

by Remy Porter in Representative Line on 2025-08-26

Today's awfulness comes from Tim H, and while it's technically more than one line, it's so representative of the code, and so short that I'm going to call this a representative line. Before we get to the code, we need to talk a little history.

Tim's project is roughly three decades old. It's a C++ tool used for a variety of research projects, and this means that 90% of the people who have worked on it are PhD candidates in computer science programs. We all know the rule of CompSci PhDs and programming: they're terrible at it. It's like the old joke about the farmer who, when unable to find an engineer to build him a cow conveyer, asked a physicist. After months of work, the physicist introduced the result: "First, we assume a perfectly spherical cow in a vacuum…"

10 comments - Last comment @ 05:44

The C-Level Ticket

by Ellis Morning in Feature Articles on 2025-08-25

Everyone's got workplace woes. The clueless manager; the disruptive coworker; the cube walls that loom ever higher as the years pass, trapping whatever's left of your soul.

But sometimes, Satan really leaves his mark on a joint. I worked Tech Support there. This is my story. Who am I? Just call me Anonymous.

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8 Days a Week

by Lyle Seaman in Error'd on 2025-08-22

"What word can spell with the letters housucops?" asks Mark R. "Sometimes AI hallucinations can be hard to find. Other times, they just kind of stand out..."

14 comments - Last comment @ 2025-08-25

A Countable

by Remy Porter in Feature Articles on 2025-08-21

Once upon a time, when the Web was young, if you wanted to be a cool kid, you absolutely needed two things on your website: a guestbook for people to sign, and a hit counter showing how many people had visited your Geocities page hosting your Star Trek fan fiction.

These days, we don't see them as often, but companies still like to track the information, especially when it comes to counting downloads. So when Justin started on a new team and saw a download count in their analytics, he didn't think much of it at all. Nor did he think much about it when he saw the download count displayed on the download page.

17 comments - Last comment @ 2025-08-22

Copy of a Copy of a

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-08-20

Jessica recently started at a company still using Windows Forms.

Well, that was a short article. Oh, you want more WTF than that? Sure, we can do that.

15 comments - Last comment @ 2025-08-22

I Am Not 200

by Remy Porter in CodeSOD on 2025-08-19

In theory, HTTP status codes should be easy to work with. In the 100s? You're doing some weird stuff and breaking up large requests into multiple sub-requests. 200s? It's all good. 300s? Look over there. 400s? What the hell are you trying to do? 500s? What the hell is the server trying to do?

This doesn't mean people don't endlessly find ways to make it hard. LinkedIn, for example, apparently likes to send 999s if you try and view a page without being logged in. Shopify has invented a few. Apache has added a 218 "This is Fine". And then there's WebDAV, which not only adds new status codes, but adds a whole bunch of new verbs to HTTP requests.

15 comments - Last comment @ 2025-08-26